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Shit +post in this thread every time you take a really big ****+

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Guys, if you are ever stupid enough to accept an invitation to Indian food, here’s a piece of advice:

Do NOT take a **** until several days later so all the spices can completely break down.

Try to imagine what it would feel like to grab a hot ember from a fireplace and insert it halfway into your rectum. That’s what taking a **** the next morning would feel like.

If you take a **** the next morning, it will feel like enjoy by Satan. Splashing water on your bum won’t make it go away and wiping will make it worse. The ONLY thing that can alleviate the pain is to wet some toilet paper with milk and wiping with that. But good luck finding milk in the bathroom (unless you happen to be female and breastfeeding, which I am neither).

So yeah, **** you curry-eating ****ants.


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mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

The ONLY thing that can alleviate the pain is to wet some toilet paper with milk and wiping with that.

Or, eat spicy food more often so when it comes out you don’t moan like a pregnant yak.

Cat took a big ****. Still waiting on mine.


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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

For purposes of illustration, every time I take a giant ****, I’ll mention the name of small animal that is approximate in size to said giant ****.

Yorkshire Terrier.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Capybara

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Armadillo

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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

this whatever it is

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

oh god i feel so light and airy


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It’s a very zen feeling when all you can think about is the mbumive amount of **** you’re excreting. Trying to imagine how it was all packed and wound around in your body just a few moments ago. I feel more centered now.


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Pathogen

Avatar: 245391 2013-05-08 10:06:22 -0400
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[The Last Stand]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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Somehow I think our legendary mod has come across an epic WIN right here.

Johnald The -
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Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

Pathogen Posted:

Somehow I think our legendary mod has come across an epic WIN right here.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT BRATWURST?


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

i poopied


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**** just got real.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
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I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

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i poopied


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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Polly Amory

Avatar: 238249 2011-04-12 05:26:03 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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he just posted on facebook you twats he is still alive.


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