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Srs Bsns Bring back Charlie Sheen!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

He was awesome. And, truth be told, we need more “motorcycle titty-****s” in our dull and pathetic lives.


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Also, just one Sheen post would lure me out of this funk I’ve been in for the past week. Making him the ipso facto winner of my contest. (provided he actually posted it in that thread.)


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S for Swine

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

you better back that train up, that man is mine. find your own fanged stallion and his lightfooted men.


ilu man

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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:14AM

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agreed


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hes too busy playin a **** game to rail coke off his own male reproductive organ anymore


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

thas right

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/412099


ilu man

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Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

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Crinkz edited this message on 11/14/2009 6:04AM

Level 35 clbumes:

[x] Emo Kid

[ ] Camwhore

[x] Troll

[ ] Hacker

[ ] Permanoob

[ ] Re-Re

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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last time I saw Charlie he got me all ****ed up on some drug he had specially designed for him (called it “Odin’s Scrotum” he was big into mythology for awhile) only he said they weren’t doing the trick anymore. So he pours 2 shotglbumes full of nail polish remover, drops 4 pills in each, pours 2 pint glbumes of scotch and tells me “drop it in and chug or you’re a bigger woman's genitals than Emilio” Next thing we know we’re in arkansas with 4 israeli chicks who don’t speak english and a very ****ed off Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa. (we started off just outside the U of Arizona campus where Charlie got a whole dorm naked just by closin his eyes and thinkin real hard) We’re at some zoo or park or something and when I come to Charlie has got his arm around this hog and he’s talking to it and the hog just understands him somehow. I’m still feelin the pills so I start to freak again and Charlie runs over and doesn’t say a word, just looks at me and gets down on his knees and closes his eyes and somehow I just know that I should too so I get down on my knees and I close my eyes and I just feel this peace and tranquility and then I hear Charlie say “Hobart, it is time to awaken. It is time to truly open your eyes to the world around you” so I open up my eyes and Charlie is standing there holding a ****ing 6 foot alligator in his hands over his head like an axe and he ****ing makes this crazy-bum war cry scream thing and swings the ****ing alligator at my head.

That was a few months ago and I haven’t seen him since. Woke up in the hospital next to this toothless old guy (zookeeper?) and he said they were missing a hog too.


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:16AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

wat

remember that time that your name was like all of 4chan rolled into one and it was so terrible that even you had to pay money to change it?


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:16AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Haha,I’m going to change it back ****o!

lol u gonnna paay twicce to have 2 ****t names.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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ChilePepino Posted:

lol u gonnna paay twicce to have 2 ****t names.

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

You hang around with fabulous persons,hell you probably live with/near/around/for/about fabulous persons!

I could probably walk to the Castro in 30 minutes or so if that’s what you’re getting at. Log in to see images!


ilu man

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

oda oda oda can i go to the castro w/ you


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Fortunato Posted:

oda oda oda can i go to the castro w/ you

ocourse


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

neat


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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/29/2010 6:17AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Can I watch you two going to the Castro?

only if ur gay


ilu man

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