Welcome to **** Eating **** Face the game. Below are the rules to play **** Eating **** Face. I hope you enjoy playing **** Eating **** Face.

“Person two” will be the first person to post after the OP, and so forth. If there are any questions, I will answer them if you include them as a side note at the end of your “game” posts.

Rules:

Person two posts the name of a food that begins with first letter of the alphabet.

Person three either posts a food of the next letter of the alphabet or a celebrity who’s name starts with the same letter of the alphabet.

Person four posts a picture of person three’s post.

Person five posts a list of three nearby objects.

Person six posts something you can do with each of those objects.

Person seven posts a quote from person six said in another thread. If it so happens that this is person’s six’s only post, (s)he says “Barnacles” and the game proceeds.

Person eight posts a jungle animal drawn in MS paint.

Person nine posts an excerpt from an essay on the French revolution.

Person ten posts their favorite breakfast cereal.

Person 11 makes a keen observation that makes everyone else rub their chin.

Person 12 posts a random youtube video from the first page of “recently uploaded”.

Person 13 tells a story from their childhood in exactly three sentences.

Person 14 posts a quote from a movie starring Harrison Ford.

Person 15 tells person 16 what to post.

Person 16 posts what person 15 said to post. If the request is unreasonable he posts “Double Barnacles”

If person 17 finds the “Double Barnacles” call warranted he posts “Crown of Shame”; person 15 now wears the Crown of Shame until it is transferred to another player. If person 17 instead finds the “Double Barnacle” call to be NOT warranted, he posts “Sissy Pants”; Person 16 now wears Sissy Pants until it is transferred to another player. If the Double Barnacles call was not made, person 17 posts “It’s time to party like _____” and fills in the blank. Persons 15-17 may not be any of the same people.

Person 18 draws a card by clicking here. If it is a face card (s)he must reevaluate a recent life choice. (S)He then posts something that is colored red.

Person 19 posts the style, color and pattern of the underwear they have on.

Person 20: Posts something a daytime talk show host might characteristically say.

Person 21 snipes. Person 22 now does what person two did, but with second letter of the alphabet. Person 23 responds to person 22 in the same fashion as person three did to person two, person 24 now plays as person four, etc. and the game proceeds repeating itself along those lines.

No trolling. You may be somewhat lewd or offensive as long as it is congruent to the game. If play is disrupted, continue posting in order as if the disruption had been a normal game post. If the disruption prevents you from meeting the requirements of your game post (and only if it prevents you from meeting the requirements) you may call “Barnacles” without losing SEFF street cred.

Armin Shimerman

Cup, Fedora, Nail clippers

MC Banhammer Posted:

Hey! I’ve banned plenty of people for breaking stupid rules, just like Phineas just did.

Another cause of the French Revolution was the storming of the Bastille. Nervous about soldiers in Versailles, the people of France went to the Bastille to sort out rumors that the capital city was going to be taken over. The Bastille was a fortress and a prison located in Paris. In anger, the prison was raided to gain weapons to defend themselves. “The storming of the Bastille was the opening of the bloody battle that was the French Revolution.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Three bears went for a walk. A little trespbumer named Goldilocks vandalized their home. They came back and scared the little **** away for good.

Next person must post their middle name. The more embarrbuming, the better.

Its time to party like we put cats in the microwave.

Honestly i don’t wear any underwear! i enjoy the freedom