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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

metalmetroid

Avatar: Ron Paul
3

[Island of Avalon]

Level 18 Troll

I didnt have any good avatars so i bought this instead.

Personally, i would wish to be like said omnipotent deity, and that would let me improve mankind and solve a few world problems.

r3t3p

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

-I’d wish i had the power to turn anything into anything…like that if anyone annoys me…i’ll just be having fruit salad for dinner Log in to see images!

-hum…i quess wishing for total annihilation of humankind is NOT in ym best interest in winning this contest ? , anyway i wish for humanity at least to …hum….go get themselves a new planet and leave this one alone ?!

-I wish…I wish….I had imagination to find more wishes !!! Log in to see images!

That’s all ( then of course i’d steal the VIP pbum and come back in disguise another time to get another 3 wishes from this godly entity )

gbumy_pansy

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I wish for an actual life outside of the internet.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Everyone on Forumwarz Posted:

I wish for an actual life outside of the internet.

Obanana_88

Avatar: 156652 2011-05-15 08:12:17 -0400

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

-I want the power to have hundreds of jennifer Love Hewitt and Megan Fox in my bed.

-I wish that HL3 will finally makes out.

-I wish that Forumwarz will be here for years!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Obanana_88 Posted:

-I want the power to have hundreds of jennifer Love Hewitt and Megan Fox in my bed.

-I wish that HL3 will finally makes out.

-I wish that Forumwarz will be here for years!

im going to respond to all of these because they all made me giggle from being very special.

1. holy **** they both look like horses that is just gross

2. makes out with who?

3. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

god you are the stupidest newfabulous person in awhile. And you are french so yeah kill yourself.

Hey, I like Jeniffer Love.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Bacchus Posted:

Hey, I like Jeniffer Love.

Yeah she’s adorable.

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Megan Fox has had too much plastic surgery and wasn’t really that good looking before. And she has toe thumbs.

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

so yeah i confused jennifer love hewitt with jenifer garner. my bad. either way megan fox is ugly.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

bobdisgea Posted:

so yeah i confused jennifer love hewitt with jenifer garner. my bad. either way megan fox is ugly.

And you would still do her, don’t forget that part.

viscera Posted:

And you would still do her, don’t forget that part.

Bob would do a homeless man that’s too drunk to realize what’s going on. bob’s standards are not indicative a woman’s general hotness.

And toe thumbs are totally a turn off.

Hourglbum76

Avatar: Blood Cells
4

[Razorblade Society]

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

I have 1 wish (currently): To be a hermaphrodite. Upsides: Easier to masturbate to porn. Downsides: may get pregnant from self and have a baby that looks like “The Hills have Eyes.”

Hourglbum76 Posted:

I have 1 wish (currently): To be a hermaphrodite. Upsides: Easier to masturbate to porn. Downsides: may get pregnant from self and have a baby that looks like “The Hills have Eyes.”

I bet if I could read this **** it’d be imppotant. But’ sI’m wayy tooo drunk. Post something tomorrow.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Hourglbum76 Posted:

I have 1 wish (currently): To be a hermaphrodite. Upsides: Easier to masturbate to porn. Downsides: may get pregnant from self and have a baby that looks like “The Hills have Eyes.”

There are no downsides then. That can’t happen. Log in to see images!

Bacchus Posted:

I bet if I could read this **** it’d be imppotant. But’ sI’m wayy tooo drunk. Post something tomorrow.

Nope, guess I was wrong.

Syrena

Avatar: 248624 2011-07-10 16:33:23 -0400
5

[The Loyal Order of-
Water Buffalo
]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

>I wish I could just smell his skin again. Just once.

>I wish I’d heard Vivaldi play his own compositions.

>I wish to share hours idly laying in one another’s arms as we watch the world burn.

Dawn Quixote

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
7

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I wish I wasn’t brain damaged.

I wish I’d never been born.

I wish the sun would explode.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I wish everyone in this thread wasn’t a gigantic fabulous person.

Blackshire

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[Body Builders Anon-
ymous
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I would first wish that instead of kitchens that everyone would have a breakfast machine instead (from peewee’s playhouse).

The next item on my list would be that I was given the ability to slow down and or stop time for a period of time (cause I’ve always wanted to do diving rolls in slomo and feel bad bum)

And my last item I would wish for would be to ability to jump into any medium which I am expereincing and enjoy it as if I was in the space they were (being a video game character, being a movie extra/main character, being in the studio with the bands (or live) and listening to music) this could or could not co-exist with time travel (old music or movies) and yeah.

Those are my 3 wishes, I hope you enjoyed readin em.

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