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Fix It Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and win

Blackshire

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[Body Builders Anon-
ymous
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

viscera Posted:

There are no downsides then. That can’t happen. Log in to see images!

actually it can I saw a porn where there was a herm doing that and she said to the camera man that she talked to a doctor who said she could impregnate herself.

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Blackshire Posted:

actually it can I saw a porn where there was a herm doing that and she said to the camera man that she talked to a doctor who said she could impregnate herself.

you don’t actually believe that do you Log in to see images!

Blackshire

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

[Body Builders Anon-
ymous
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Raffle Ticket Posted:

you don’t actually believe that do you Log in to see images!

I want to raffle.. I want to Log in to see images!

xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

Blackshire Posted:

And my last item I would wish for would be to ability to jump into any medium which I am expereincing and enjoy it as if I was in the space they were (being a video game character, being a movie extra/main character, being in the studio with the bands (or live) and listening to music) this could or could not co-exist with time travel (old music or movies) and yeah.

Ahahaha have fun living inside forumwarps

James1011R

Avatar: 252493 2011-07-31 00:32:06 -0400
6

[Ultreon - Reborn]

Level 53 Hacker

Ultreon is short for fine upstanding member of societys that eat **** on a daily basis

I wish that I earned $9,001 every week for life.

I wish that I had the power to recreate game items IRL

I wish that I had a computer with infinite processing power cooled by an Absolute Zero cryogenic cooling system.

someguy3657

Avatar: 250598 2011-07-09 18:35:09 -0400
5

[The Last Stand]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I wish that you could not grant this wish

Phrozenflame-
500

Avatar: harblgar

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I wish I could do your mom without losing my chances for this contest

I wish I had something better to do with my time then play this game for 2 hours straight

Most of all, I wish I could beat the NES version of Ninja Gaiden (****ing birds)

xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

Phrozenflame500 Posted:

play this game for 2 hours straight

Havana Banana Posted:

are you ****ing serious

Phrozenflame-
500

Avatar: harblgar

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I know I’m obviously being serious and not making a joke or something like that.

Phrozenflame500 Posted:

I know I’m obviously being serious and not making a joke or something like that.

lqtm

Firbozz Piem-
an

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
1

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I would wish that I had never recieved a wish, because than we’d get into a weird situation where there’s an unresolvable paradox. bumuming we survive, the universe would probably reboot (Like when your computer freezes). Rebooting the universe? Awesome.

Extreme meta-

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

dont you mean adjacent

Coke Blower

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
9

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I wish to make a huge troll magnet (for attracting trolls) and a huge bomb (to blow up the trolls).

I wish to get 1.000.000$ every day i’m not trolled.( is never going to be, I am trolled every day)

I wish to get 9.999.999 BP to prank all trolls.(and unlock episode 2 and 3)

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

i wish i was a little bit taller

i wish i was a baller

i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

Cashuea

Avatar: Turtle Head

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

why not, i will give it a try.

I wish i had a loving, intelligent and beautiful girlfriend/wife

I wish the world did not have so many douchbags

I wish for the ability to warp back into heaven and back on a whim. Its nice there and i am thinking of a vacation.

Cashuea edited this message on 03/24/2012 2:52PM

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

*ahem*

total and effortless control over organic matter with perfect understanding and knowledge of any living thing

bring douglas adams back from the dead

a nice condo in toronto

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Zagreus Posted:

a nice condo in toronto

Damn, this is beyond any stereotypical jokes, so I can’t help but wonder.

bibboorton

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I wish I could win the brownies.

I wish I could eat the brownies.

I wish the brownies has “special ingredient”.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

bump for special newbie appreciation ^

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

bibboorton Posted:

I wish I could win the brownies.

I wish I could eat the brownies.

I wish the brownies has “special ingredient”.

Me too man, me too.

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