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Aldo_Anything Posted:
Well, I love young girls.
lol, interesting list! Well, that’s just one of the moral conflicts that must be faced when choosing your party members. I suppose though, that it might have been easier to reconcile with that problem…given your self-admission preference for the younger ladies.
(playing the devil’s advocate)
It looks like your group is lacking some sort of definitive leader. Who do you think would emerge as the head of your survivor party?
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
What do you think would happen with all of those faiths that don’t mesh?
As I stated before, I bumume no religion would possible be able to survive, unless evolving some kind of Zen Buddhism/Christian hybrid.
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
1) Mr. Franklin: African black male, age 37, who went to law school, graduating successfully. Is a former Muslim converted to Christian Baptist, and practices his faith regularly. Is an avid smoker, who smokes 20 cigs a day. Is married, with one child. – Smoking = No
2) Mrs. Franklin: Swedish white female, age 35, who is a part-time secretary for a large company. Quiet, keeps to herself. Non-practicing Christian Baptist. Is married, has one child. – Like M_T said, we can’t run the risk of the kids problem being genetic
3)Floyd Franklin: mixed child, age 12, mentally handicapped with a severely debilitating learning disability. Likes puppies, chocolate, and the military. You are unaware if the child’s mental disorder is genetic from family or from birth complications. Son of the Franklins. – About to die anyway
4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman. Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic. – Not ideal, but the ability to cook is great.
5)Hermann Huntington: white male, age 45, an Englishman and aristocratic-looking doctor who is unmarried. PhD in field; unable to reproduce due to sterility. Cold personality, religion unknown. – Dat PhD.
6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic. Friendly, but slightly overweight. – She might have been a prostitute, but if she is helping people get off the street she can communicate effectively.
7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased. – Don’t have room for someone that old and racist.
8) Mbumaga Linn: Japanese male, age 23, organic food store clerk. Member of green party; above average experience with gardening. Political anarchist and an atheist. Unmarried. – We can’t live off meat alone, so someone with gardening experience would be good.
9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully. – Again, a cook.
10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children. – Wouldn’t have made it if she wasn’t engaged.
11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer. – Great candidate for repopulation
12) Kevin McGall: Irish male, age 46, fanatical white supremacist and military veteran. Sharp, regal, overbearing personality. Decorated for bravery multiple times; religion unkown. – lolno
13) Gi’hands Mahtmah: Iranian male, age 30, self-defense instructor. Practices Islam with devotion. Heart trouble in medical background, occasional water pipe smoker. – Heart Trouble and Devoted?
14) Juli Mohammed: Saudi female, age 16. American patriot; vegetarian. Practices Islam half-heartedly. – No room for vegetarians here.
15) Chelsea Masterson: Serbian female, age 19, prostitute. Drug history in past, along with arrest records. Atheist, no political affiliation. – If being a prostitute wasn’t enough, drug history is the nail in the coffin.
16) Bishop Wesslex: German male, age 54, local Diocese Roman Catholic bishop. Powerful and persuasive public speaker; avid studier and lecturer on the Crusades. Vows of chastity and poverty. Hearty constitution and health. – We don’t have room for chasity.
17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse. Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single. – Weak Immune and devote make for bad choice.
18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend. Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single. – Gifted Intelligence.
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Inconnu Posted:
As I stated before, I bumume no religion would possible be able to survive, unless evolving some kind of Zen Buddhism/Christian hybrid.
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They can’t have children anyway, because they won’t be able to leave the bunker that can only support nine people.
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7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased.
Appears be someone who can handle the situation and help the others to handle it.
17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse.Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single.
If she know medicine is useful.
4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman.Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic.
10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children.
I think the family is important if they re good with childs, go on, also cooking skills can be very usefull.
18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend.Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single.
Nothing special to say is all write.
9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully.
Cooking skills.
11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality.Raised Roman Catholic,converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer.
I like. Is young.
6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic.Friendly, but slightly overweight.
I think is a good person and is young too, the age is important.
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1) Mr. Franklin: African black male, age 37, who went to law school, graduating successfully. Is a former Muslim converted to Christian Baptist, and practices his faith regularly. Is an avid smoker, who smokes 20 cigs a day. Is married, with one child. religious, unhealthy. lawyers suck.
2) Mrs. Franklin: Swedish white female, age 35, who is a part-time secretary for a large company. Quiet, keeps to herself. Non-practicing Christian Baptist. Is married, has one child. too old to reproduce.
3)Floyd Franklin: mixed child, age 12, mentally handicapped with a severely debilitating learning disability. Likes puppies, chocolate, and the military. You are unaware if the child’s mental disorder is genetic from family or from birth complications. Son of the Franklins. too very special. useless. keeping a goat would make more sense
4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman. Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic. good breeder qualities. doesn’t seem like a serious catholic.
5)Hermann Huntington: white male, age 45, an Englishman and aristocratic-looking doctor who is unmarried. PhD in field; unable to reproduce due to sterility. Cold personality, religion unknown.we need a smart person, the girls can blow him and keep him happy.
6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic. Friendly, but slightly overweight. she’d lose the weight fast, she’d be a good breeder and good with the other girls and kids
7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased. too old and controversial
8) Mbumaga Linn: Japanese male, age 23, organic food store clerk. Member of green party; above average experience with gardening. Political anarchist and an atheist. Unmarried. gardening is a huge plus. seems like he’d be ok with not being the alpha male
9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully. another submissive breeder like Mbumaga
10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children. breeder. would be a good role model for the other girls
11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer. young and healthy female. you’d be crazy not to take her. would probably be a drama queen.
12) Kevin McGall: Irish male, age 46, fanatical white supremacist and military veteran. Sharp, regal, overbearing personality. Decorated for bravery multiple times; religion unkown. way too controversial and aggresive
13) Gi’hands Mahtmah: Iranian male, age 30, self-defense instructor. Practices Islam with devotion. Heart trouble in medical background, occasional water pipe smoker. bad health/genes. too religiously conflicted with the others
14) Juli Mohammed: Saudi female, age 16. American patriot; vegetarian. Practices Islam half-heartedly. another young and healthy female, seems submissive
15) Chelsea Masterson: Serbian female, age 19, prostitute. Drug history in past, along with arrest records. Atheist, no political affiliation. probably wouldn’t get along with the other girls, on account of being a whore
16) Bishop Wesslex: German male, age 54, local Diocese Roman Catholic bishop. Powerful and persuasive public speaker; avid studier and lecturer on the Crusades. Vows of chastity and poverty. Hearty constitution and health. too old and sounds like a douche
17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse. Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single. we don’t need any weaklings. the nursing ability would be a benefit, but i’d trust the others to know basic medical techniques.
18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend. Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single.smart, breeding age.
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valka Posted:
THIS IS WHAT I SAY:
7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased.
Appears be someone who can handle the situation and help the others to handle it.
17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse.Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single.
If she know medicine is useful.
4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman.Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic.
10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children.
I think the family is important if they re good with childs, go on, also cooking skills can be very usefull.
18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend.Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single.
Nothing special to say is all write.
9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully.
Cooking skills.
11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality.Raised Roman Catholic,converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer.
I like. Is young.
6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic.Friendly, but slightly overweight.
I think is a good person and is young too, the age is important.
(playing devil’s advocate)
Hmmm….Mr. Washington seems a bit old to reproduce, and Vanessa could be carrying STD’s….that could limit the gene pool to frighteningly small levels. Which we all know is never good. What do you think?
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
They can’t have children anyway, because they won’t be able to leave the bunker that can only support nine people.
Better really, in fact I will save nobody.Log in to see images!
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
(playing devil’s advocate)
Hmmm….Mr. Washington seems a bit old to reproduce, and Vanessa could be carrying STD’s….that could limit the gene pool to frighteningly small levels. Which we all know is never good. What do you think?
I will take the risk after all are the best optionsLog in to see images!
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wtfmcnuggets Posted:
1) Mr. Franklin: African black male, age 37, who went to law school, graduating successfully. Is a former Muslim converted to Christian Baptist, and practices his faith regularly. Is an avid smoker, who smokes 20 cigs a day. Is married, with one child. religious, unhealthy. lawyers suck.
2) Mrs. Franklin: Swedish white female, age 35, who is a part-time secretary for a large company. Quiet, keeps to herself. Non-practicing Christian Baptist. Is married, has one child. too old to reproduce.
3)Floyd Franklin: mixed child, age 12, mentally handicapped with a severely debilitating learning disability. Likes puppies, chocolate, and the military. You are unaware if the child’s mental disorder is genetic from family or from birth complications. Son of the Franklins. too very special. useless. keeping a goat would make more sense
4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman. Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic. good breeder qualities. doesn’t seem like a serious catholic.
5)Hermann Huntington: white male, age 45, an Englishman and aristocratic-looking doctor who is unmarried. PhD in field; unable to reproduce due to sterility. Cold personality, religion unknown.we need a smart person, the girls can blow him and keep him happy.
6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic. Friendly, but slightly overweight. she’d lose the weight fast, she’d be a good breeder and good with the other girls and kids
7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased. too old and controversial
8) Mbumaga Linn: Japanese male, age 23, organic food store clerk. Member of green party; above average experience with gardening. Political anarchist and an atheist. Unmarried. gardening is a huge plus. seems like he’d be ok with not being the alpha male
9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully. another submissive breeder like Mbumaga
10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children. breeder. would be a good role model for the other girls
11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer. young and healthy female. you’d be crazy not to take her. would probably be a drama queen.
12) Kevin McGall: Irish male, age 46, fanatical white supremacist and military veteran. Sharp, regal, overbearing personality. Decorated for bravery multiple times; religion unkown. way too controversial and aggresive
13) Gi’hands Mahtmah: Iranian male, age 30, self-defense instructor. Practices Islam with devotion. Heart trouble in medical background, occasional water pipe smoker. bad health/genes. too religiously conflicted with the others
14) Juli Mohammed: Saudi female, age 16. American patriot; vegetarian. Practices Islam half-heartedly. another young and healthy female, seems submissive
15) Chelsea Masterson: Serbian female, age 19, prostitute. Drug history in past, along with arrest records. Atheist, no political affiliation. probably wouldn’t get along with the other girls, on account of being a whore
16) Bishop Wesslex: German male, age 54, local Diocese Roman Catholic bishop. Powerful and persuasive public speaker; avid studier and lecturer on the Crusades. Vows of chastity and poverty. Hearty constitution and health. too old and sounds like a douche
17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse. Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single. we don’t need any weaklings. the nursing ability would be a benefit, but i’d trust the others to know basic medical techniques.
18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend. Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single.smart, breeding age.
(playing devil’s advocate)
That’s an interesting list, but are you concerned with the possibility that Vanessa could carry STD’s? Also, Dr. Huntington would make a strong leader, but he cannot bear children. Who would take his place when he died? The group will eventually get too big to be just an equal tribe of people. What would determine authority?
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
(playing devil’s advocate)
That’s an interesting list, but are you concerned with the possibility that Vanessa could carry STD’s? Also, Dr. Huntington would make a strong leader, but he cannot bear children. Who would take his place when he died? The group will eventually get too big to be just an equal tribe of people. What would determine authority?
That list also contains 9 people. I bumume wtfmcnuggets doesn’t care about what happens since she’s outside when the bomb hits.
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Beelzebubba edited this message on 11/05/2009 1:37AM
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
(playing devil’s advocate)
That’s an interesting list, but are you concerned with the possibility that Vanessa could carry STD’s? Also, Dr. Huntington would make a strong leader, but he cannot bear children. Who would take his place when he died? The group will eventually get too big to be just an equal tribe of people. What would determine authority?
if we know about everyone’s smoking habits and medical history, we’d know about Vanessa’s herpes too. i’m bumuming she doesn’t have any disease. i’d be the leader, and i’d consult with dr. huntington. Mike Preston (french guy) could be an ok leader too. everyone in the group seems civil enough to talk things out and determine some sort of code for their society. we’d eventually leave the bunker, the chinese couple could take the saudi vegetarian girl and search out other survivors or start a new tribe.
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wtfmcnuggets Posted:
if we know about everyone’s smoking habits and medical history, we’d know about Vanessa’s herpes too. i’m bumuming she doesn’t have any disease. i’d be the leader, and i’d consult with dr. huntington. Mike Preston (french guy) could be an ok leader too. everyone in the group seems civil enough to talk things out and determine some sort of code for their society. we’d eventually leave the bunker, the chinese couple could take the saudi vegetarian girl and search out other survivors or start a new tribe.
Hmmm…interesting how you’d split up into different tribes like that. I think you’re the first person to suggest that.
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Can I launch the nuclear attack?
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**** Corp Posted:
Can I launch the nuclear attack?
Only if you make a list.
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
Only if you make a list.
Sure. I’ll happily trade a few kilobytes of text for a few hundred megatons of nuclear fire.
Slut Corp edited this message on 11/05/2009 1:50AM
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DerKaiserReich Posted:
Hmmm…interesting how you’d split up into different tribes like that. I think you’re the first person to suggest that.
since they’re the only couple, i think it would be natural for them to do that. and the saudi girl seems most compatible and the chinese girl won’t be able to breed for many more years so it’d be necessary to have another girl. i’m thinking the two catholics could pair up too (James and Vanessa) and take Amy (the 17 yr old) with them to start a new tribe and spread out. however it’d probably be a good idea for everyone to stick together for a few years and swap babies so the new tribes would have more varied genetics. i’d probably end up breeding with the french guy, and we could kill Hermann once we’ve exhausted his knowledge.
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wtfmcnuggets Posted:
since they’re the only couple, i think it would be natural for them to do that. and the saudi girl seems most compatible and the chinese girl won’t be able to breed for many more years so it’d be necessary to have another girl. i’m thinking the two catholics could pair up too (James and Vanessa) and take Amy (the 17 yr old) with them to start a new tribe and spread out. however it’d probably be a good idea for everyone to stick together for a few years and swap babies so the new tribes would have more varied genetics. i’d probably end up breeding with the french guy, and we could kill Hermann once we’ve exhausted his knowledge.
...kill Hermann? Out of curiosity, why not keep him alive? When would you kill him?
Also, sticking together for a bit for genetic’s purposes would be a good idea.
On a random note, any reason you picked the French guy?
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