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Fly Fishing I'd like to thank the site moderation for making me my own rule,

I am honored by the creation of a rule in my honor, however I am displeased that the rule is not named Rule XXVVLLCS: Leetlol Clause: Thou shalt not take the Forum Lords’ names in vain. Thou shalt not defile or besmirch thine masters beyond the Flamebate RP sanctuary.

I will continue to do my best to bring more Holy laws down upon the indentured populace until a long time hence, when I am permabanned, and all the little Flamebateers will have to sit facing the Blessed male reproductive organ Bishop, neither looking at nor touching each other, hands clasped neatly in their laps like they’re at Bible Camp. They will listen and they will obey, faces shining with the promise of their Salvation. They will sing a Psalm to my martyrdom and then chant “One, Two, One, Two, One, Two…


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Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

get over yourself. flamebate was almost tollerable,pfft.


I am pretty sure you’ve never been here when flamebate was almost tolerable.


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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I am pretty sure you’ve never been here when flamebate was almost tolerable.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

I am pretty sure you’ve never been here when flamebate was almost tolerable.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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I would just like to say that leetlol I’m a little bit peeved at you because I saw how you were editing the wikipedia page and I saw how much fun it looked like so I went “hey I bet I can have fun laughs too!” so I tried it and I made one lousy edit and then all of a sudden I was banned for 2 weeks (I had swine flu for one of the weeks so I’m only half mad at you I guess but this is a different thread) and I couldn’t post or do the things I like to do here so I guess what I’m saying is I’m glad you got your rule and all but if you’re going to pull stunts like this in the future and do things that will get you banned two weeks before the rule that CZ bans you for is even posted how about a little bit of a warning that a ban might be coming, since I am obviously ok with being banned form here but it just sucks to get banned for something that you didn’t plan on getting banned for ok nice talking to you I’m glad your back I will see you around. Thanks.

Thank you,

Hobart H Bliggity


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‘sup having swine flu during ban Log in to see images!


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Complaining

You’re doing it wrong


Seriuosly, post mammary glands with my or any other mod’s name on it and you might get heard.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

’sup having swine flu during ban Log in to see images!

hey drop contact info on me b4 u go sos we cn be friends outside teh fwz


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Green porno!

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Complaining

You’re doing it wrong


Seriuosly, post mammary glands with my or any other mod’s name on it and you might get heard.

because you can’t read or what?


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

kittiejenn Posted:

because you can’t read or what?

he can read he just cant read in ****ING ENGLISH.


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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

kittiejenn Posted:

because you can’t read or what?

That’s it KJ, you just crossed the line.

You shall receive a unique punishment: I will never water your scruffy garden again.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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this actually bothers me alot


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i’m pretty sure that’s glue or w/e because i don’t think semen is supposed to look like that


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Tesfan Posted:

i’m pretty sure that’s glue or w/e because i don’t think semen is supposed to look like that

probly like flour + waters or somethin

whatever mod move this from gd is a fabulous person


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

whatever mod move this from gd is a fabulous person

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