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Whores ****ES AND WHORES, AN ODE TO THE LESS FAIR SEX

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

tl;dr read the whole ****ing thing

ACT 1: WOMEN ARE WHORES

My ex left me because I wouldn’t be around all the time because I was going to a school that was 3 hours from her and she didn’t want me to spend the time to come home every weekend so she left me for a guy exactly like me except less funny and still lived with his parents so still there. I know they’ve already ****ed and ****, and I don’t care because she is dead to me. END ACT 1, WHORES

ACT II: ****ES, WOMEN ARE

So I meet this new chick 2 months after the fact, and I’m asking my internet friends and telling them how it’s going and they’re all saying she’s totally into me and I should go ahead and persue it and so I do, a week ago. She tells me I can’t be anything more than a friend because she doesn’t know me but she’s not looking for a boyfriend or anything so hey just give it time. So I do, and now yesterday she tells me she got a boyfriend and I’m like wtf END ACT II WOMEN ARE ****ES

Discuss.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

tl;dr read the whole ****ing thing

ACT 1: WOMEN ARE WHORES

My ex left me because I wouldn’t be around all the time because I was going to a school that was 3 hours from her and she didn’t want me to spend the time to come home every weekend so she left me for a guy exactly like me except less funny and still lived with his parents so still there. I know they’ve already ****ed and ****, and I don’t care because she is dead to me. END ACT 1, WHORES

ACT II: ****ES, WOMEN ARE

So I meet this new chick 2 months after the fact, and I’m asking my internet friends and telling them how it’s going and they’re all saying she’s totally into me and I should go ahead and persue it and so I do, a week ago. She tells me I can’t be anything more than a friend because she doesn’t know me but she’s not looking for a boyfriend or anything so hey just give it time. So I do, and now yesterday she tells me she got a boyfriend and I’m like wtf END ACT II WOMEN ARE ****ES

Discuss.

itt: truth.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

They don’t love you, they only want your money.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
26

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Camwhore

moo

sounds like the girl in act 2 wanted to keep you around just in case, but then she found something she considered better.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

****tard Posted:

sounds like the girl in act 2 wanted to keep you around just in case, but then she found something she considered better.

or she was basically just a woman's genitals.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

ACT 1:

long distance never works

ACT II:

lol friend zone


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

you should just **** dudes


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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

BUMPING THE TRUTH Log in to see images!


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

you should just **** dudes

professor you know i’ll always have your back but sometimes you give odd suggestions.


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Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

or she was basically just a woman's genitals.


TROLLTROLLTR-
OLL

Avatar: 64641 Sun Nov 23 08:39:40 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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ilu man

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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ilu man

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shifty_pecker

Avatar: 82151 Mon Dec 01 12:35:51 -0500 2008
13

Level 52 Troll

“eBaum”

Scheming Parasites

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