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****ES AND WHORES, AN ODE TO THE LESS FAIR SEX | |||||||
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tl;dr read the whole ****ing thing
ACT 1: WOMEN ARE WHORES
My ex left me because I wouldn’t be around all the time because I was going to a school that was 3 hours from her and she didn’t want me to spend the time to come home every weekend so she left me for a guy exactly like me except less funny and still lived with his parents so still there. I know they’ve already ****ed and ****, and I don’t care because she is dead to me. END ACT 1, WHORES
ACT II: ****ES, WOMEN ARE
So I meet this new chick 2 months after the fact, and I’m asking my internet friends and telling them how it’s going and they’re all saying she’s totally into me and I should go ahead and persue it and so I do, a week ago. She tells me I can’t be anything more than a friend because she doesn’t know me but she’s not looking for a boyfriend or anything so hey just give it time. So I do, and now yesterday she tells me she got a boyfriend and I’m like wtf END ACT II WOMEN ARE ****ES
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:47PM | View Judge-Bot 3000's Profile | # | ||||||
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Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:
itt: truth. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:49PM | View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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They don’t love you, they only want your money. Dysnomia Posted: |
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:49PM | View Skyman747's Profile | # | ||||||
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sounds like the girl in act 2 wanted to keep you around just in case, but then she found something she considered better. |
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:51PM | ****tard | # | ||||||
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****tard Posted:
or she was basically just a woman's genitals. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:52PM | View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:
Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 10/30/2009 7:59PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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you should just **** dudes Log in to see images! |
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BUMPING THE TRUTH Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Cheins Sanchez Posted:
professor you know i’ll always have your back but sometimes you give odd suggestions. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/31/2009 12:24PM | View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m going to spray a bucket of DNA-Spray over my monitor now. Log in to see images! male reproductive organ male reproductive organ male reproductive organ |
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Log in to see images! ilu man
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Log in to see images! ilu man
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Scheming Parasites |
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