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Poetry An Ode to How Much I ****ing Hate God

Some Teenager

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

An OdE tO hOw MuCh I ****iNg HaTe GoD

by Some Teenager

God, you suck

you don’t give a ****

My life is all bad luck

So you totally suck

I wish I were dead

Shoot myself in the head

or jump off a building instead

Uh, I like cheese with bread

So, what do you guys think? Do I have what it takes to be the next Edgar Conan Doyle, or whatever that guy’s name is? If I don’t, I’ll understand I guess. Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Some Teenager Posted:

I wish I were dead

Shoot myself in the head

or jump off a building instead

please?


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King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

...

Ebony?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Some Teenager

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

please?

Okay, but not until I complete my poetry anthology. I want to make sure they “discover” my hidden talents so I can get honored posthumously and people will understand and stuff. Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Some Teenager Posted:

Okay, but not until I complete my poetry anthology. I want to make sure they “discover” my hidden talents so I can get honored posthumously and people will understand and stuff. Log in to see images!

You’re a terrible poet.

For you there’s no hope.

Tie a damn noose please,

And die on a rope.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

King Krimson Posted:

...

Ebony?

also i’ve been meaning to say this for a while now, court of the crimson king is a ****ing wicked song, for serious.


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Some Teenager

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

also i’ve been meaning to say this for a while now, court of the crimson king is a ****ing wicked song, for serious.

So we actually agree on something? Log in to see images!

Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

also i’ve been meaning to say this for a while now, court of the crimson king is a ****ing wicked song, for serious.

All of kc is pretty awesome. Are you a prog fan?


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Phariad Posted:

All of kc is pretty awesome. Are you a prog fan?

yep. lol.


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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

yep. lol.

Awesome


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

wow this thread sucks


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Hapless Poas-
ter

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Some teenager, I have advice for you. Life is difficult, God won’t bail you out. There are only two options in this situation.

First option, live with it.

Second option, kill yourself.

If you decide to choose the latter, please put out a tarp, as no one likes to cleanup blood.


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Hapless Poas-
ter

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Hapless Poaster Posted:

Some teenager, I have advice for you. Life is difficult, God won’t bail you out. There are only two options in this situation.

First option, live with it.

Second option, kill yourself.

If you decide to choose the latter, please put out a tarp, as no one likes to cleanup blood.

BumpLog in to see images!


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– FoW thread

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– CoS thread

– This thread

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