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Feature Happy Anniversary Flamebate

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Will there be cake and beer at this birthday party?

Cause what kind of party doesn’t have cake and beer?

In fact, **** the cake!

Log in to see images!

Exogon

Avatar: 68228 2009-11-05 09:03:03 -0500
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

beer cake peen for me too then, hbd fb

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

CoreyJess Posted:

Will there be cake and beer at this birthday party?

Cause what kind of party doesn’t have cake and beer?

In fact, **** the cake!

Log in to see images!

I would literally stab someone for a pint of krombacher at the moment.

CZ GET ON THIS ASAP.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Man, this site sure has a lot of anniversaries. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

MC Banhammer Posted:

Posting in case there’s a peen.

Happy Birthday/Anniversary, Flamebate!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

posting for peen

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Posting in case there’s a peen.

Happy Birthday/Anniversary, Flamebate!

Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Would it be wrong to liken Flamebate to wine or cheese?

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

as a birthday present, here’s the titles of those bug tracking threads, et:

flamebait Posted:

20 “Let’s enforce stricter character names”

26 “in discussions, bbcode and textile links should be external, or open a popup w/ a cheat sheet”

27 Add “link to newest post link”’

39 “IE6: Excrebot screen shifted for to the right”

40 “IE6: Toolbar script errors”

41 “IE6: Back to Threads Broken”

42 “Homepage Text Change”

43 “What do you have against the elderly?”

44 “What happens when you pwn a thread”

45 “Bookmarks mouseover effect”

46 “You ain’t done ****, ****!”

47 “Inventory during first mission problem”

48 “Faded icons aren’t obvious”

49 “Can leave tutorial mission without alert”

50 “Need to explain cred before mission”

51 “Better alert for Level Up”

52 “Excrebot’s fetish is not well explained?”

53 “Permanoob and Troll Avatars”

54 “Excrebot font could be darker, bolder”

55 “Eye tracking”

56 “CZ presents” could be a bit faster’

57 “Chat popup UI”

58 “Text speed in chat.”

59 “Chat colours”

60 “I suck at using computers”

61 “Remove links from Alerts”

62 “Weird time display”

63 “Toolbar is 1 word”

64 “Screen jumps when you have no inventory”

65 “Store interface”

66 “Back bumon on character view”

67 “My first mission tells you to stock up on coffee”

68 “Bookmarks need to be grouped nicely”

69 “Flezz text change”

70 Give noob text in “**** off the old farts”’

71 “Text length on character selection”

72 “Choosing avatar: can pick a new one later”

73 “No missions text”

74 “Randomize reply messages.”

75 “death message: have randomized msgs”

76 “Cred until next level indicator”

77 change “Destroy” to “Garbulate”’

78 “inventory needs explanationals”

79 “Inventory doesn’t work”

80 “Swapping inventory items”

81 “Overlap bug in store”

82 “male reproductive organ suckery”

83 “Redirect after login”

85 “email testing”

86 “Search Discussions”

87 “Bug statuses aren’t sorted alphabetically NIM”

88 “Post new topic link is not prevalent enough.. add it elsewhere.. to the top or whatever. NiM”

89 “Smiley faces are showing up in tubmail :/ NiM”

90 “You can’t reply to tubmail NiM”

91 “Preview doesn’t show topic… EoM”

92 “Links to all msg based functionality should be consistent (all in the bottom right, instead of moving around) EoM”

93 “Instant Messenger”

94 “Options wording issue”

95 “Alternating colours in threads”

96 “Back to Threads link”

97 “Can attack repeatedly by clicking”

98 “Menu re-organization”

99 “Character Page Preliminary versionhole.”

100 “Mission Ideas”

101 test

102 “IM window sucks when dragging”

103 “Text when choosing a character name”

104 “Beating Thread”

105 “Use consumables while in battle”

106

107 “Change text in battle”

108 “Notification of new Contact ”

109 Futanari

110 “Thread interface changes”

111 “Recent Bookmarks”

112 “Collapsable bookmarks”

113 “Topics overflow”

114 Numbers

115 pwnage

116 “KAL: Lost Pbumword”

117 “Ego doesn’t reset UNTIL you enter a forum EOM”

118 “Weird forum submission behaviour”

119 “Hints” message should be archived somewhere.. ’

120

121 “Give Wile E Coyote instakill EOM”

122 “Blackjack issues…”

123 “Character page filtering…”

124 “Shortcut keys on forum page…”

125 “Quick key for Inventory”

126 “Gamblor takes your money..”

127 “It should show your money on Character page..”

128 “Edit reply functionality isn’t clear”

131 “I can hijack a thread!”

132 “Navigating from a conversation is bad..”

133 “Should be able to move items back into your inventory! NiM”

134 “1 new line doesn’t work in body.. 2 does.. weird. NiM”

139 “heh can post empty messages (of mammary glands)”

140 “BUG: If there’s a missing field when you post.. your topic is not carried over”

141 “Your cred bar should be viewable at all time during battle (and when you’re in a forum) – maybe below ego. EOM”

142 “Attack still semi-active after thread pwn3d”

143 “Windows: Dragging an icon causes screen to jump around”

144

145 Using the same word type on (at least) “ability posts” page do not randomize’

146 “ProgressBot 5000 – help me help you!”

147 “Fix Part of an item”

148 “Bug found when clicking on http://crotchzombie.boldlygoingnowhere.org:3000/friends”

149 formatting “heart” symbol Log in to see images! auto closes the tag ’

150 “Avatar groups:”

151 “Streamlining Enemies”

152 “be able to randomize numbers — ie @# ”

153 “avatar screwup!”

154 “no cursor in the dialogue windows!”

155 conversations:

156 “going back to a convo gives you 404”

157 “let’s have a default icon/thumbnail for writing-intensive items like store items, characters etc”

158 In “image preview” of image upload, have the ability to add a new image source right there (or a link to image sources)’

159 “That’s Like, So Random! Various Ideas We Could Add”

160 “more descriptive titles tags, so when you have multiple tabs open you know you’re in yak-off, new item type, etc”

161 “empty ****.”

162 blah

163 “Dr. Jojo’s Bug”

164 “Concentration font color is too light and you can’t read it..”

165 “Let’s have some slight shading (5% yellow?) behind the Actor’s dialog in the convo-tree”

166 “linking to topics”

167 “let me edit the damn forum”

168 “level up” text overlaps the “back to threads” link’

169 ”::capitalize is not working (at least with school names) — also change it to ::cap”

170 “DOOD what if we instituted random mispellings and **** like that? or even TEH hacker speak? WICKED!”

171 “voicemail…you could get a few voicemails per character..uh uh?”

172 “How about live previews of mad libs while you’re typing them?”

173 “How about the ability to edit enemies? Note: Reilly O’Bill has no _s”

174 “For some reason I can’t scroll through the madlib choices just by pressing the letter, though it works sometimes…also, anyway we could scroll down AND up, so we can start at "Z"?”

175 “If you have an admin acc’t, how about allowing superfast text scrolling in sTalk? for testing, seen?”

176 “Shove a link to New Words (http://crotchzombie.boldlygoingnowhere.org:3000/admin/words/new) in the madlibs pages plz”

177 in convos: “you say” becomes a clickable choice that continues the speech, add “pause” and pick from a pool of phrases (see body)’

178

179 “let’s let npcs stay on stalk sometimes, with default away msgs or even mini convos when they don’t need you…”

180 Forum Thread Types should include a “new thread type” link up in thurr…’

181 “Random numbers aren’t working well”

182 “Refactored Chat”

183 “Madlibs: Hackerspeak —> replace random characters with L33+”

184 “Madlibs: Trollspeak—> randomly make ALLCAPS (or all lowercase) + override ::upper stuff”

185 “Madlibs: Whorespeak —> raaaaaaaaaandomly reduplicate raaaaaaaandommmmm letterrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!!!!!!!!!”

186 “Mad Libs game”

187 ”@letter, @smile and @char could input random letters (preferably capital, for fake acronyms), emoticons and characters like @#$!+, etc”

188 “can you make the engagement ring diamond red?”

189 “should be able to add new items from a store’s "item types" page”

190 “KAL: Change Pbumword Page”

191 “when you search items, then add and item and are returned to the page, it remembers the search but doesn’t display it in dropdown”

192 “when reviewing madlibs (like in thread titles), words that have been ::capped etc will be greyed out, and not clickable”

193 “word search (http://crotchzombie.boldlygoingnowhere.org:3000/admin/words) doesn’t seem to work at all”

194 “The ::cap feature is real nice, but what we need is a *sentence case* modifier.”

195 “You can die without seeing what killed you”

196 “Missions section formatting error”

197 “no mouseover highlighting for sTalk”

198 “ppwn shoppe”

199 “nicknames: could we have over 1MB and have fwz pick a selection of them?”

200 “KAL: Leaderboards”

201 “Item type search giving back an error — no method error”

202 “Girlfriend Mission”

203 “Kill the Spammer”

204 “Contribute to FWZ contests”

205 “FWZ Meta-missions”

206 “Build up your profile”

207 “Gamblor Mission”

208 “Photoshop contests”

209 “Acquire items for someone”

210 “In-game rap battle”

211 “Trivia challenge”

212 “Identity theft challenge”

213 The “Slow Race”’

214 “Swtich clbumes mission”

215 “generic ****!”

216 “in the noob/typo database…! can be 1 or one”

217 “the :/ emoticon in the madlib feature isn’t clickable”

218 “The ability to edit typing messages would be killer”

219 “Now that I think of it…you should be able to EITHER preview/post or JUST post in flamebate…at least admins!”

220 Can we has thesaurus-bot in “new word type” page pleez?’

221 “Bookmarks Tabs”

222 “In a Thread Titles page, link to New Word Type please”

223 When in “Add Words” to a word type, go ahead and stretch that Word(s) field as far as possible’

224 “test post right away”

225 instant

226 instant2

227 aaaa

228 “Deleting madlib is broken”

229 “Generic Topics can’t attack”

230 “word type occurences should not repeat the same thread if it’s in there more than once…see:”

231 “word types should also have that extended field-o-tron for new words”

232 “hacker speak: two things”

233 “database replacement words are not conforming to ALLCAPS and stuff”

234 are the old ::lower tags adding “er” to words? looks that way:’

235 “KAL: Pagination when not logged in”

236 “Forum stuff”

237 “Might be kinda duke for this, but we should have a FWZ or CZ icon for Firefox (great if you use favicon ext and oft have many tabs open)”

238 “KAL: You can change your pbumword to blank”

239 “threads should be gen’d by characters who live in the forum”

240 “New Madlib Engine bugs”

241 Reconciliation

242 “REMEMBER MY ****!!!!!! at login stage Log in to see images!

243 “Notes in wrong place”

244 “word search don’t work, son”

245 “adding nicknames:”

246 “the whole Pwnt/pwn’d thing we was talkin bout”

247 “the whole Pwnt/pwn’d thing we was talkin bout”

248 “1 error prohibited this discussion topic from being saved”’

249 “bandwidth cap”

250 “maybe have the ability to write "away" and/or busy messages right into the actors’ profiles”

251 “I still think we should be able to edit convo text with a delayed double click.”

252 testing

253 Ego

254 Ego

255 “Progress Bar Moving”

256 “Bouncing Numbers”

257 “Shallow should start offline”

258 “Items don’t actually heal you!”

259 “sTalk order should be online first, then offline.. by alpha”

260 “conservancy? call it maintenance, durability or upkeep”

261 “Offense is 10%, not 1%”

262 “Chats.. click many times.. ”

263 When you “say” two things in a row…’

264 “Grey out used links in a chat conversation…”

265 “smart” apostrophes’

266 “when the @nick feature is used, names with _underscores_ will show up as italics in the forum chats themselves…”

267 “slow thing is slow…”

268 “thread killed, but don’t make me scroll…”

269 “Know what would be sick? When you have a new attribute in convos, it’s inserted BELOW the currently highlighted attribute, not the end.”

270 when an enemy forum “misses” (does no ego damage), we could see a default post, not a reply’

271 “FREE bum IMAGES”

272 “Tilde not working”

273 “Can’t buy…”

274 “when doing a word search, in the dropdown you could have a link to the word type that pops up”

275

276 “Quoted” posts’

277 ”"Upgrades Ahoy!" prob shouldn’t appear if FWZ knows you don’t have enough to upgrade anything”

278 “Progress Bot (old): Word Type Issues: let’s aim for a higher minimum synonyms, maybe 10…”

279

280 “profile pages for NPCs, based on our description, pic, etc”

281 “can we has COLOUR CODED backgrounds on toolbar depending on whether attack/consumable/recovery etc?”

282

283 “Notifications popup…”

284 have a box for “abbreviated” descriptions of things like stores, cuz some of them are lonnnnnng’

285 “Tutorial doesn’t state WHO it is..”

286 Using “enter” through tutorial…’

287 “Once you post a msg, there should be a quick link to post another..”

288

289 “Link to attack the next thread within tutorial.. I could have clicked it, I think! But I didn’t try.. ”

290 “Bruce bear wasn’t expected!?!”

291 “Bars, bars and more bars!”

292 “We need an EASY feedback option in the header”

293 “Battle menu isn’t explained in Tutorial”

294 “Consider having envelop for new mail (next to your name)”

295 “Consider highlighted unseen notifications…”

296 “Bruce bear doesn’t make sense.. ”

297 “Should anyone be able to buy anything?”

298 “Convo navigation”

299 “NPC status bar comments in sTalk”

300 “Blacksnake convo”

301 “thes-bot in editing words”

302 “tutorial cinematic”

303 “postin in dis thread”

304 “Flezz doesn’t update after gambling”

305 “Can’t update avatar…”

306 Avatar and “Ego” & “Douchbaggery” all overlap on the forum view.. ’

307 “Warning about navigating away from a forum…”

308 “The light colour of the ego and pwnage bars…”

309 “The number in the attack of value over 99 doesn’t line up..”

310 “Options: change attack animation speed”

311

312 “the notifications for a new mission: colours”

313 “Leaderboard Rankings”

314 “Musical note emoticon”

315 “Sending stuff in email..”

316 “Battle: used status disappears”

317 “Can’t updated AU for Emo – Whine about school”

318 “Eyedrops (Original)”

319 test

320 test

321 xxx

322 sdsdf

323 asdf

324 “typing msgs: choose only one PER CONVO…and maybe have them always on if reader is on slow/medium?”

325 “better item search: char clbum, date added…. etc”

326 “Ticks occurs when using attack you can’t use”

327 “Selling **** interface”

328 “let’s have "shortened" descripts for forumz as well…maybe some services if possible…dating sites…etc”

329 “check it out, this url is going to have a smiley in the middle of it”

330 “you shouldn’t get an email notification when you reply to your own topic.”

331 “while in a store…”

332 “tubmail readability”

333 “twould be cool for admins to be able to search Items by primary char. clbum”

334 “those popups”

335 ”<script>alert(‘hello’Log in to see images!</script>”

336 “unread tubmail?”

337 “dropping out of forums…”

338 “twould be funny if, when selling items, instead of sold there’s a 2% chance of seeing:”

339 “Let’s say we SHOW Hacker and Noob clbumes, but grey them out for the beta…(see message).”

340 “(Click to take) in emails”

341 Of “Increases your maximum douchebaggery by 5” and things:’

342 “battle menu is a drag!”

343 “havin trouble with upgrades”

344 “shallow’s convo not up to date”

345 “after you yak w/ shallow about asimov it shouldn’t be in your items”

346 “I don’t think you should be able to launch attacks/use items while your battle menu is open. if you’re not in the toolbar reorder, you can easily waste items”

347 “abilities? shouldn’t we call them abilitrons? that’s what it says in the clbum chooser. gotta be consistent.”

348 “when you edit a flamebate entry, you should be able to change the TOPIC as well.”

349 “that gambling guy”

350 “replying to tubmail = ****up”

351 “the continue bumon”

352 “unequipping ****”

353 “descriptions in stores”

354 “twould be nice to have more colour options in the chat creator. right now it’s just shades of black, red and blue”

355 “Randomized death messages:”

356 Alts to “Thread killed!”:’

357 “People noticed what you did:”

358 “alts to Let’s get the hell outta here!:”

359 “text for going up a level”

360 “gameplay options correction”

361 “what if deliveries, once you already went thru it, disappeared or was greyed out after you did it (in the news)?”

362 “Explain – refresh”

363

364 in the ophelia poetry attack, we could replaced all ”/”s with ”/” followed by a new line…more pretentious and annoying!’

365 “Cred out of ???”

366 “Pagination Lanks”

367 “could you write an app that goes thru all the madlibs we have, and sort them based on most unused potential synonyms?”

368 “dunno if I should get kicked out of a battle for doing admin stuff. think there should be an exception for that.”

369 “doesn’t really make sense that if you go into a new thread and heal yourself with pills, ppl start attacking you immediately.”

370 “I think there should be a nominal penalty for dying and/or chickening out a forum. Max ego, rep, flezz, something.”

371 “Roid Factory”

372 “the "let’s get out of here" could use some attn: blink, bold, highlighted, etc”

373 you have gone up a level needs an ”!” at the end’

374 “quotation points are showing up as &quot in the flamebate”

375 “bookmarks tab order”

376 ”"FBO Attacks Required" doesn’t fit on toolbar…”

377 tubmail

378 “Contacts scrolling”

379 “years on screen names”

380 “in RPGenius thread titles that are two lines long kind of overlap the purple header bar in an unpleasant manner.”

381 WHUT IFF: “generic” responses and replies came from auto-generated names and random avatars? did we nix this?’

382 “After posting the XSS script…”

383 “Character detail & attributes…”

384 “sTalk status’”

385 “You can play as many forums as you want..”

386 “stores… (4 in inventory)”

387 “J didn’t get Bruce Bear”

388 “Equipeable area…”

389 “Adding equipment to Battle Info popup”

390 “I am not easily offended”

391 “you could tighten up the space between the stalk screen name and the profile pic by a few pixels”

392 “it’s early, but there we might want to have a spoiler alert/censor option in flamebate”

393 “Offline users have profiles! (****)”

394 “Gamblor’s betting should go up relative to your level…”

395 “Kick if use XSS in Nuke”

396 “testing emotes”

397 test

398 “Clicking Store Icon”

399 “Emoticons aren’t always showin’”

400 “Formatting for Doctor O”

401 “Bug: sTalk contact text overlap”

402 “The Game Discussion Rules”

403 “The Hunt for Internet References (contains spoilers)”

404 “Offtopic Rules – UPDATED FEB 19 READ ME”

405 “For all you whiny ****es”

406 “You sold it, you can’t un-sell it”

407 “test spoilers”

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 10/28/2009 10:49PM

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

MC Banhammer Posted:

Posting in case there’s a peen.

Happy Birthday/Anniversary, Flamebate!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

as a birthday present, here’s the titles of those bug tracking threads, et:

So it took him threads 1-19 to get it right?

revrent

Avatar: revrent's Avatar
43

Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

****ing long list of thread titles from a forum no one has access to

How the **** did you get those?

Haxxxors!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

TUBSWARTLES Posted:

126 “Gamblor takes your money..”

207 “Gamblor Mission”

394 “Gamblor’s betting should go up relative to your level…”

Who the **** is Gamblor? Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Johnny Mac Posted:

Who the **** is Gamblor? Log in to see images!

Gotta be Gamble-Bot 3000.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Skyman747 Posted:

So it took him threads 1-19 to get it right?

1-19 were probably “Flamebate is broken so I can’t make this post. Dammit!”

Shoot The Mo-
on

Avatar: 50637 Wed Apr 01 23:03:10 -0400 2009
100

[The Last Stand]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Johnny Mac Posted:

Who the **** is Gamblor? Log in to see images!

“The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!” -Homer

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Hoping for a repeat of April 1st

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

I could have finished my Master’s by now…

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Posting in case there’s a peen.

Happy Birthday/Anniversary, Flamebate!

Also posting for peen.

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