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Macho War has been declared on Forumwarz! It is time to choose your side and state your terms.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

What started as a little good-natured trolling has unfortunately taken a turn for the more serious, and I fear that the community is on the verge of civil war.

Artifactor, a prominent (just guessing here) member of the Troll Ambulance Mufasa or w/e it’s called has declared war on me.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/725019

Artifactor Posted:

why should i, no matter what i say in this post its not going to change anything, but i am now declaring war on you

I really don’t know what to say, other than I accept your challenge.

WAR COUNCIL

First order of business is to set the terms of the war and what we are fighting for.

I am prepared to stake my life on this war. If I shall lose, I ask that a merciful mod permaban me and bury my name with my sword.

I think the same stakes should be agreed upon by my opponent.

The war shall be fought in the GRP section of the forums, IDC, and INCIT. The council is being held here because we need neutral ground to come to terms.

Artifactor, if you agree to these terms, post “I accept” here. Once we have agreed upon terms we will discuss raising our armies and how we will determine the winner.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Hobart, you have my sword! And my bow! And my male reproductive organ pics! Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

you have my full support

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Awaiting orders, captain!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Artifactor

Who?

I’ll throw down some sbum out of loyalty to you if you’d like, but we all know you can handle this little one on your own.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Adapt Posted:

you have my full support

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

I’m going to play Switzerland here and sit on the sidelines, munching my chocolate and admiring the alps. Of course, if anyone wishes to escape the carnage, I’m more than willing to take in refugees. Especially the female kind…Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

LCC 4 eva bro.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Adapt Posted:

you have my full support

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Log in to see images!

Artifactor

Avatar: 116380 Tue Mar 03 04:14:10 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

im not worried, im sure, my clan is going to support me in this war

join my army and together wechall win

(hehehe lame joke)

Artifactor edited this message on 10/28/2009 3:15AM

Artifactor

Avatar: 116380 Tue Mar 03 04:14:10 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

What started as a little good-natured trolling has unfortunately taken a turn for the more serious, and I fear that the community is on the verge of civil war.

Artifactor, a prominent (just guessing here) member of the Troll Ambulance Mufasa or w/e it’s called has declared war on me.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/725019

I really don’t know what to say, other than I accept your challenge.

WAR COUNCIL

First order of business is to set the terms of the war and what we are fighting for.

I am prepared to stake my life on this war. If I shall lose, I ask that a merciful mod permaban me and bury my name with my sword.

I think the same stakes should be agreed upon by my opponent.

The war shall be fought in the GRP section of the forums, IDC, and INCIT. The council is being held here because we need neutral ground to come to terms.

Artifactor, if you agree to these terms, post “I accept” here. Once we have agreed upon terms we will discuss raising our armies and how we will determine the winner.

i agree to everything (except the permaban part going that route is a woman's genitals way out i want the loser to really feel the sting of defeat forever imo this is worse then permabanning, i have 3 alts and only artifactor will fight), and i want to add this: winner gets to rule the trollhole

Artifactor edited this message on 10/28/2009 3:23AM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Throwing my support behind Habort. Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I think the same stakes should be agreed upon by my opponent.

There’s no need to be modest, you should demand more than that. You’re outnumbered, even with the recruits in this thread. Clearly, the payoff should you win should be astronomically higher.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Artifactor Posted:

im not worried, im sure, my clan is going to support me in this war

join my army and together wechall win

(hehehe lame joke)

Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Adapt Posted:

you have my full support

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Troll Ambulance Mufasa

btw ilu for that, hobart. Log in to see images!

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

sup artifactor

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

Ummm, seeing as how this Artifactor or whatever he’s called appeared out of nowhere I’m gonna go ahead and guess he’s your alt, and this whole war is just more attention-whoring on your part.

Request thread be moved to GRP or CoS.

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Ummm, seeing as how this Artifactor or whatever he’s called appeared out of nowhere I’m gonna go ahead and guess he’s your alt, and this whole war is just more attention-whoring on your part.

Request thread be moved to GRP or CoS.

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