MercWithMouth Posted:

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WATCH THIS SPACE !!

MbumIVE FLAME COMING IN A FEW MINUTES!!

way to catch us off guard, Merc. how many hours did you spend making that graphic while the rest of us were here actually participating?

I should eliminate merc for not hardly posting anything at this point, but I want to see what he does.

Bondage **** is eliminated. – Really dude? Why’d you bother even TMing me?

Fie is eliminated – Has he even posted anything in round 2? If he did it was not memorable.

Wtfmcnuggets is eliminated – You haven’t been talking **** you’ve just been kind of catty and snobby. You’re setting a bad example for crinkz who seems to be following you.

Crinkz you did good the last round, but you’re wearing out your advantage and are getting boring. Step it up.

MercWithMouth Posted:

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Sorry if I was late, boy…

Grown-ups have things to do during the day.

Having said that though…

I love you Crinkz. Really. I do.

Because you are a reminder of no matter how bad things ever get… your very EXISTENCE is testament to a level of failure that normal people could never POSSIBLY sink to!

Were I to go into the movie theaters after the film was done and sweep the floors of all the spilled coke, popcorn, empty wrappers and bubble-gum…

Then mix it in with the leftover organic parts from a PIG ABORTION…

And then leave the vile connoction to ferment across the day in the boiling heat of the sun…

I would STILL wind up with something more useful and with more dignity than YOU!

You are not Epic Failure… You are not a Basement Dweller… No, those are just MEMES— metaphors, really.

No, you are in every sense something of far more plainness, and far less importance.

Crinkzpipe you are a LOSER.

Everything about you reeks of the stuff in society that is overlooked when it is here, and instantly forgotten when it is gone.

And what’s worse… It never had to be this way.

You were born in the most prosperous country the world has ever known. You could have become anything and were afforded opportunites that billions could only dream of.

But you never seized those opportunies. You SQUANDERED them.

Look at you. Look at yourself.

No job. Few friends. You lack of the companionship of a woman.

You live off your parents who begrudgingly tolerate you from the knowledge you wouldn’t last 10mintues on the outside.

You are neither athletic nor intelligent.

Your daily routine consists of doing raids in Diablo — a game which was released when Bill Clinton was president — and achieving MICROSECONDS of sexual-gratification by violating yourself before websites that you are barely old enough to log onto, and which you could never afford since you would never be approved for a credit card.

You probably never even finished school. And if you did… it was only after you were expelled from the public schools. Not because you were guilty of anything per se, but because you were the chronic victim of all the strong and smart kids and the administration did the logical thing of kicking you out — the victim — as a way to do you and themselves a favor.

And even at home… while studying for your G.E.D… your mother would give you the minimal pbuming grades possible simply because she could not stand the shame of knowing that you would be Failed under even her tutelage.

And it will even get worse from here. Your daily visits to ForumWarz are a method by which you numb the pain and escape the pathetic gloom of your so-called life. But every minute you spend at your keyboard… is another minute by which your already terribly neglected body begins to atrophy.

You’ll be lucky to have your hair still by 25.

And you might already need to begin seriously considering acquiring a mobility scooter to get around.

You have little reason to wake up in the morning, and even less reason to go to sleep at any sensible hour.

But what’s truly, TRULY abhorrent and pathetic…

As I said before… it didn’t have to be this way.

Another contestant in this contest remarked that I enjoyed sucking quangntenemy’s male reproductive organ. While my inclination is to simply remark **** YOU to the miserable creature who said that… it is nevertheless true that i DO respect Quan immensely.

After years of study and discipline… he’s become a successful systems analyst for a banking firm. But… here’s the thing. He didn’t have your opportunities, CrinkzPipe.

Because it wasn’t in the United States where he achieved success… it was IN VIETNAM.

All the advantages of being an American… and you can scarcely keep yourself groomed or clothes from covering the floor of your room? You could have been a success.

But it’s too late now. You won’t. You can’t. You’ve wasted your best years needlessly and have imprisoned yourself forever in a grey arena of unimportance and sloth.

Do yourself and others a favor.

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Die.

Perhaps your demise — if even noticed — might serve as a warning to others to make something of themselves.

Aww, look at merc writeing a tl’dr about ME, I feel special. Log in to see images!

Merc, seriously you took your time, and hell I gave it to you and THIS, THIS is what you came up with?

You call me “kid” yet you act like I have all of these LOLADULT opportunities.

Look Merc, you are the child from the pits of the internet, you are nothing but a 4chan spawn. Spam your memes, act like your trolls are good by neatly putting them all in 1 huge post that not many are going to read, but in the end it’s you who took the time to call a “kid” a loser in 726 words.

And unlike you I live happily in a family and live for who I am rather than spouting “LOL I R LAWYER PHEER MAH MEMES” go back to sucking Tom Daschles male reproductive organ.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

So what now.

This, I’m getting damn tired of one attempt at trolling a day. Whose still in?

CAN ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS PARTICIPATE?

Wow all of you are sucky. Reading the rules, the point of incorporating those 3 “subjects” in the first post was to provide something to flame each other with. You of course ignored that, and tried flaming people based instead upon…things everyone possesses? Like family, male reproductive organ/period, and posting ability.

Here, let me have a shot at this, Crinkzpipe, due to your believing that politics is simply a bunch of people trying to make life meaningful, shows that you’re an idiot. You’re probably one of those people who complains about whoever got elected, despite not even voting. Or complaining about policies enacted by someone you voted for. Would you prefer a totalitarian dictatorship where there are armed militia patrolling the streets making sure you don’t post slander (or libel if you’re JB) against the government? If so, high-five, being oppressed is awesome, as I’m sure your dom would agree.

See how easy it is to flame someone once you know something about them? Rather than simply attacking things everyone possesses (e.g. parents, posting ability).

Thread is a let down.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I’m under 18 I could give a **** about politics right now.

What exactly did Celerysteve see in you at the beginning of this contest? Whatever it was, I’m sure he doesn’t have that delusion now.

nTerra Posted:

What exactly did Celerysteve see in you at the beginning of this contest? Whatever it was, I’m sure he doesn’t have that delusion now.

Last I checked, he didn’t choose. We volunteered. Perhaps if you had gotten off your fat bum to try interacting with us by taking part, you’d have been able to show us how its done. But of course, that would involve you actually having to talk to people, and, well, thats why you’re on ForumWarz.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

nTerra

I’m pretty sure I would of lasted longer than you if that’s the best you’ve got.

I was hoping new names might stir up new tactics. Guess I was wrong and you don’t have any other states except sucking.

Drakodan Posted:

Last I checked, he didn’t choose. We volunteered. Perhaps if you had gotten off your fat bum to try interacting with us by taking part, you’d have been able to show us how its done. But of course, that would involve you actually having to talk to people, and, well, thats why you’re on ForumWarz.

Maybe that would have been effective if you hadn’t already shown you’re socially very special, but coming from you it just falls flat. Also, I guess you somehow missed the acceptance commentary CS bothered to type up in the first round. So either you’re blind or you’ve got mental retardation as well. Judging by your responses so far I’m betting on the latter.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Anyway, time for som ****roll

Pharid, you sure you aren’t taking after Merc? Writing several paragraphs to do a horrid troll must be a requirement to get into TAM.

nTerra

I’m pretty sure I would of lasted longer than you if that’s the best you’ve got.

Also, CS can you post the list of contestants still in the contest?

I think it’s just you (though not for long it seems. You made me lol more than anyone at the beginning of round one, but are honestly doing terrible at this point. Basically instead of eliminating you, I’ll consider you, like, with 1hp left just to keep this interesting) the guy who starts with a D who just posted, the guy who’s name starts with a V (he better get crackin’ or he’s on the way out as well) and Joseph of Suburbia. If I missed anyone they better post something good quick before I go to check.