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Pumpkin Halloween Mini-Contest for 45 BP: Help JB come up with a half-bumed costume!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey guys,

As part of my continual campaign against “fun,” this year I’m going to avoid putting any time, effort or cash into my obligatory Halloween costume.

Here’s where I need your help.

Simply give me your best suggestions for a simple yet “cool” Halloween costume that doesn’t require me to leave my apartment, spend money or do any gay arts and crafts **** and the best idea wins 45BP.

No idea is too crazy, so just let ‘er rip, even if it’s a mostly conceptual thing. If you describe it well and it’s convincing enough, I can work with it.

I’m not going to tell you what I already own, but you can make basic bumumptions. If I have to pick up a couple things from the local thrift store, I can do so, but I’m going for minimalist. However, it should still make people laugh, spark conversation and give me enough status that I’ll be bagging at least three scantily clad partygoers.

Including images, links to props I can consider getting or even printable handouts (years ago I went as a Swift Boat Veteran, complete with propaganda) — bonus.

Make as many suggestions as you want, preferably one per post. Don’t rip off any other posters’ ideas. No trolling. And I’ll stop taking submissions on Saturday October 31, 12 noon EST.

Good luck and happy Halloween!

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

i’d shove a pillow up your top, smoke a cigarette, then be a taboo

xxx

Evil Chawin

Avatar: 168226 Fri Aug 21 12:36:45 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

WEAR ALL YOUR CLOTHES BACKWARDS AND GET PEOPLE TO TALK TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2010-02-16 00:57:41 -0500
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am just replacing a terrible prank.

wear all white with a splash of red and go as a tampon

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

A walking idiom: fashion a monkey on your back (find pic online, print it out, tape it), a chip on your shoulder, and a helmet as would befit a Monday morning quarterback. Also include a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

edited b/c I just realized you wanted one per post.

plk edited this message on 10/27/2009 12:50PM

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

A protester against the Twilight movie series and/or the increasing vampirization of the entertainment industry. Possibly include informational leaflets.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Sneeze onto your shirt, put on a bicycle helmet and shoes that don’t match, and go as a re-re.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

There’s always the good ol’ pots and pans robot.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Get Evil Trouts girlfriend to give you some make-up and go as a drag queen/camwhore

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Draw some scars on your wrist(or make them yourself whatever works for you), get a few depressing quotes and go as a Emo Kid randomly blabbing your story to random people on the street.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Wear all white, put your briefs on top of your pants and stuff them with socks, wear suspenders, black boots, a hat, a cane, fake eyelashes in one of your eyes and refer to everyone as droogs and be Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange. Srsly. If possible, make ET and BB dress similar so you can feel you’re the boss for one day.

Bonus for permission to beat up old people.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Go as THE crotch zombie, find some red(or black, whatever the hell you guys prefer) stuff to drool from your mouth(marker would be fine to would help with the lines coming down from the eyes) then put on whatever else you imagined the full body crotch zombie to look like.

Log in to see images! CrinkzPipe edited this message on 10/27/2009 1:25PM

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Guy Who Got Taken by the Hipster Grifter. Apparel: wannabe douchebag hipster outfit. Includes sunglbumes and empty wallet. Accessories: hotdog (preferably retractable) to throw down the hallway.

nTerra

Avatar: 58905 Mon Oct 27 17:12:24 -0400 2008
9

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Go as yourself from an alternate universe that’s slightly less interesting. Remark on common things with mild interest.

Permabanned

Avatar: Middle Finger
1

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Naked.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Roman Polanski (current day). Outfit: bathrobe. Catch phrases: “But I’m an artist,” “It’s not enjoy-enjoy,” “But you’ve seen Chinatown, right?” Accessories: a petition for all your famous friends to sign.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hah, these are great so far! Keep them coming. And feel free to winvote anything that catches your fancy!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

The Bernard Bernoulli

As the winner of the Egghead Prize and president of Physics Club, you
pull up your trousers, wear a white shirt and nerdy glbumes. Talk about
meteors all the time. Additionally a Discman or cell phone should play
your theme continuously.

Extra props for talking in Sgreat timesM.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Hobo. Just put on some old jeans and a flannel shirt, cover them a bit in mud. Let your beard grow for the rest of the week and on the 31st don’t wash your hair. Take some cardboard boxes and newspaper and sleep on a corner in the party, then wake up and eat some canned beans.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

ChilePepino Posted:

Hobo. Just put on some old jeans and a flannel shirt, cover them a bit in mud. Let your beard grow for the rest of the week and on the 31st don’t wash your hair. Take some cardboard boxes and newspaper and sleep on a corner in the party, then wake up and eat some canned beans.

Good practice to what your life might become if CZ falls imo.

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