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mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Then Google it on your Crime Lab Computer.

You can still Google it on your Crime Lab Computer!

Going, going…!

Top 10 FACTS:

1. Created by Ricket, the arsehole with a lot of medals/alts.

2. One of TWO existing computer IOU’s, the other of which is an outdated Soviet-era PC.

3. HIGH-END, HIGH-TECH, TOP OF THE LINE HARDWARE AND BUG-FREE SOFTWARE.

4. Runs Complete Blood-Cell Counts (CBC’s) and has a photo-diode, 646nm laser for fluorescent fingerprinting.

5. Adobe Photoshop is standard.

6. Almost Guaranteed to be more powerful than the Prunserv, Episode I/II’s top Computer.

7. One of TWO existing IOU’s, the other of which is owned by Ricket himself.

8. Comes with a free subscription to various porn sites (for anatomical analysis) and guro (crime scene reconstruction).

9. ???

10. PROFIT!

Special Reserve Price: Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! mterek edited this message on 10/28/2009 3:02PM

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

mterek Posted:

6. Almost Guaranteed to be more powerful than the Prunserv, Episode I/II’s top Computer.

Almost? Pruneserv is utter ****.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Log in to see images!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Incredible power! Incredible value!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

If only that reserve price wasn’t so incredible…

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Unless EP3 stuff is going to cost us billions of flezz, I don’t think people should be buying these IOUs for the prices they are going for…

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Unless EP3 stuff is going to cost us billions of flezz, I don’t think people should be buying these IOUs for the prices they are going for…

I have been thinking the same.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Unless EP3 stuff is going to cost us billions of flezz, I don’t think people should be buying these IOUs for the prices they are going for…

shhhhhh, the bumhurt will be amazing.

But seriously, I guess that an IOU for something like the glbumes could sell pretty good, since while mostly everyone can equip them, only camwhores have the stores, but for something like this computer, no.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
78

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Skyman747 Posted:

shhhhhh, the bumhurt will be amazing.

this

I’ve pondered the same thing every time I see an IOU auction go for WAY too much flezz… then I snicker when I know I’ll be able to get the same item at half the cost… or less

spacekadt edited this message on 10/23/2009 2:19AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

spacekadt Posted:

this

I’ve pondered the same thing every time I see an IOU auction go for WAY too much flezz… then I snicker when I know I’ll be able to get the same item at half the cost… or less

Potentially.

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

spacekadt Posted:

this

I’ve pondered the same thing every time I see an IOU auction go for WAY too much flezz… then I snicker when I know I’ll be able to get the same item at half the cost… or less

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Episode II’s items were typically 10X more expensive than Episode I’s, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the same factor was used for Episode III. 1.5M Flezz for Accessories seems reasonable when one is pulling in 800K in Deliveries.

That guess doesn’t apply to Co-Op or Ppwn Shop prices, but Co-Op and Ppwn Shop are usually far more expensive than the consumable stores anyway. There’s not even a guarantee these items will appear in the Co-Op, they might be Ppwn Shoppe only and so would remain rare for a long time.

The point though is you’re buying this as an advantage for Episode III, to get to the special missions at the end and get those limited edition Peens before everyone else.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

24 hour bump.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

mterek Posted:

1.5M Flezz for Accessories seems reasonable when one is pulling in 800K in Deliveries.

mterek Posted:

Special Reserve Price: Log in to see images!

dobnits Posted:

If only that reserve price wasn’t so incredible…

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

spacekadt Posted:

this

I’ve pondered the same thing every time I see an IOU auction go for WAY too much flezz… then I snicker when I know I’ll be able to get the same item at half the cost… or less

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Fran Posted:

Perhaps.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

12 hour bump.

...perhaps.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Ok, I’ve been humbled. Special limited-time offer: 20% off in honour of Halloween!

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Kick up.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump.

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