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Shock I just got mugged by a guy with a gun!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

The dumbbum didn’t even notice the 2 cops standing 100 ft away. Luckily, he dropped my wallet and his gun. Unluckily, he got away behind the Walmart next to my hotel.

After my heart stops racing, I think I’m gonna need a drink…or ten.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

On a scale of 1 to 10, how erotic was your horror?

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

about a 6…

maybe a 5, since he was black and I don’t really go that way.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Holy ****.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Woah.

Crazy.

You’re probably fine since he dropped your wallet and has no way of knowing your personal info, but still.

Holy Hell.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Johnny Mac Posted:

Holy ****.

Indeed

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Woah.

Crazy.

You’re probably fine since he dropped your wallet and has no way of knowing your personal info, but still.

Holy Hell.

He got my hotel key, which freaked me out, but the hotel moved my room.

Cream

Avatar: 163647 Thu Jun 18 01:09:22 -0400 2009
26

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

When he dropped his gun, why didn’t you pick it up and shoot him in the male reproductive organ with it?

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Cream Posted:

When he dropped his gun, why didn’t you pick it up and shoot him in the male reproductive organ with it?

You mean, besides the fact that he had 2 cops chasing him already? I guess I was just lazy.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Boy I’m sure glad they didn’t catch me.

Oh man that sucks. Glad you’re okay!

Whoops, think I got my spoilers backwards! Oh well.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Holy ****!

I’m so glad nothing happened!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Bandaney Posted:

Holy ****!

I’m so glad nothing happened!

This.

Also CJ, you seem a bit prone to bad things happening.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Man, you missed out on a free gun, I’d have ganked that thing. Can never have too many guns. :3

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

This.

Also CJ, you seem a bit prone to bad things happening.

I’ve noticed, but I do get around a lot, so I’m bound to experience more bad **** I guess.

Shii Posted:

Man, you missed out on a free gun, I’d have ganked that thing. Can never have too many guns. :3

I hate guns, but I hate them more now that I’ve had one pulled on me.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

CoreyJess Posted:

I hate guns, but I hate them more now that I’ve had one pulled on me.

You wouldn’t hate them as much if you had one ready for the dude trying to mug you.

But anyway, that sucks. I hope everything gets better.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

You should buy this.

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iSecksMachine

Avatar: 187298 2009-10-28 20:24:45 -0400
9

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Happened to my father like 2 years ago D:

But it was the police ¬¬

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Geez man, glad to hear you’re ok

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I told my boss that I’m gonna need hazard pay whenever I visit Ohio now.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

JESUS CJ!

You know how I used to be kinda jealous of you for healing so much faster (and better) than me? Yeah, I’m not anymore.

SOOOOOOOO happy you’re ok though!

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I feel sorry for the beer in Ohio, it doesn’t know what’s about to hit it!

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