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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Tell me about one of your inventions?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 10/21/2009 3:09AM
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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400
6.57"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

I call it the “Deluxe DeLuXe XXL.” You see, it’s a simple concept on paper, but bringing it to life was one of the greatest challenges I’ve faced.

Here are the blueprints:

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And the final product:

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 3:19AM
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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
15.73"
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i innvetdd a noveel aboutt lesbianss with swordssa dn magic.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 10/21/2009 3:27AM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

is that an anal tag?

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 10/21/2009 5:34AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

It’s a non copyrighted bum, the Wikipedia female bum.

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 5:47AM
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nTerra

Avatar: 58905 Mon Oct 27 17:12:24 -0400 2008
6.45"
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Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Johnny Mac Posted:

It’s [...] the Wikipedia female bum.

In one hand, I’m curious how you knew that so readily. On the other, I’m still curious and feel like this will get you to talk about your male reproductive organ, which amuses me. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 10/21/2009 8:00AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

nTerra Posted:

In one hand, I’m curious how you knew that so readily. On the other, I’m still curious and feel like this will get you to talk about your male reproductive organ, which amuses me. Log in to see images!

Because the talk page stuff regarding the images on the bum page are ****ing hilarious. Log in to see images! Someone linked me to it a few days ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Human_bum

lol Posted:

I know that might sound odd, but some males are not aware of whether the female woman's genitals is vertical or horizontal. The human female bum image in the article should be rotated CCW 90 degrees to that the male and female images are aligned the same way and so as not to propagate this confusion. — Jreferee (Talk) 22:40, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

lol Posted:

The shaved and more desirable bum should be the first one to be seen in the article. With the current setup, the only possible way to admire the smooth, clean bum is to have it in the same frame as the hairy bum. Please fix this. —GoatSmoke 20:27, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

lol Posted:

I have actually considered taking a photo of my own bum for the article (as far as I am aware, mine is pretty typical) just to put an end to this. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be able to hold the camera at the right angle to get a decent shot. Log in to see images!

lol Posted:

The bumhole looks weird

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 8:29AM
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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
18.65"
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Gotta love a talk page where the phrase ‘New bum’ is a legitimate heading. Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 10/21/2009 8:43AM

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heirloom Posted:

and i am a car
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nTerra

Avatar: 58905 Mon Oct 27 17:12:24 -0400 2008
6.45"
9

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

This talk page is amazing.

E:

lol Posted:

An bum is an bum is bum. Deal with it. Don’t want to see it, don’t go to the bum page

rly Posted:

Are aliens coming to this page? Anyone from the animal kingdom who isn’t human? We don’t need photos of bumes, ok? We just simply do not. It’s gratuitous, inappropriate, nearing pornographic and quite ridiculous. Everyone has an bum and they know what it looks like.

hahahohwow Posted:

On behalf of the users at CollegeHumor.com, I thank you all for being such filthy perverts.

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 8:47AM
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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
33.42"
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 8:55AM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i havent really invented anything new but i have created a lot of stuff from seeing basic plans then forming my own, resulting in something unique.

ie: steam engine, coilguns, thermoelectric fan

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 10/21/2009 9:24AM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 9:53AM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 9:53AM
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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
18.68"
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Is there a bum milk page?
Posted On: 10/21/2009 10:00AM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

halfway through third bullet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Medical_usage

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 10:30AM
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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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8

[70 Character Story-
tellers]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

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haha misunderstandings!

Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.
Posted On: 10/21/2009 10:33AM
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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
12.05"
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fortunato Posted:

halfway through third bullet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Medical_usage

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I actually invented this steampunk enema.

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 11:45AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Fortunato Posted:

halfway through third bullet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema#Medical_usage

bummilk Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 3:17PM
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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
29.24"
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Fortunato Posted:

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I KNOW RIGHT
Posted On: 10/21/2009 3:39PM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

who doesn’t

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 10/21/2009 4:17PM
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