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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach would never use the “page 3 second gunman” emoticon.

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Good poster, upvoted.

In any store with a “take a penny, leave a penny” tray, Mike Drach puts in all the pennies he’s carrying at the time.

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Good poster, upvoted.

If a fast food restaurant chain is holding a promotion, such as McDonalds’ Monopoly, or Tim Hortons’ Roll Up The Rim contest, Mike Drach encourages all patrons to participate by peeling/rolling, and not simply throw out the containers.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

This Mike Drach fellow is quite the good samaritan! Log in to see images!

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Good poster, upvoted.

Fran Posted:

This Mike Drach fellow is quite the good samaritan! Log in to see images!

I agree. Mike Drach is a fine, upstanding member of society.

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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach spends his spare time learning sign language, so he can communicate with the deaf.

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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach is perhaps the most charming man alive.

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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach spends his Saturday afternoon outside a local prison, welcoming all recently released offenders back into society with a hug or firm handshake, depending on their preference.

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Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Ricket Posted:

Mike Drach always buys at least 4 boxes of cookies from Girl Guides, even if they only have those gross mint ones.

You mean Thin Mints?

I propose Thin Mints are the best Girlscout cookies and Samoans are the worst.

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Master_Troll Posted:

You mean Thin Mints?

I propose Thin Mints are the best Girlscout cookies and Samoans are the worst.

I do mean Thin Mints. I bought a box last week (not 4, as I’m only a quarter of the man Mike Drach is), and they’re disgusting.

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Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Ricket Posted:

I do mean Thin Mints. I bought a box last week (not 4, as I’m only a quarter of the man Mike Drach is), and they’re disgusting.

Sir you have no taste, you are hardly a man at all, unlike Sir Michael Drach.

Thin mints are the superior Cookie. Try the Thin Mint Blizzard at DQ, it is quite delicious. In fact, if Mike Drach were here I’m sure he would give me the last one if it were just the two of us and there was one left.

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Ok, seriously all joking aside, I think Ricket is inadvertently (or maybe intentionally) making a very subtle but extremely valid point with these posts.

Do you know what it is, mods?

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Good poster, upvoted.

Hmm. I forgot that Girl Guides are Canadian.

Maybe Girl Scout mint cookies are better, but I bumure you that the Canadian mint cookies are ****.

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Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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Ricket Posted:

Hmm. I forgot that Girl Guides are Canadian.

Maybe Girl Scout mint cookies are better, but I bumure you that the Canadian mint cookies are ****.

Thin mints in the US are the most popular by far. Log in to see images!

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Good poster, upvoted.

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Those are the kind I was looking for. I told the Girl Guide to come back when she had some of ‘em.

Mike Drach would’ve done the same.

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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach is getting his H1N1 vaccine shot as soon as he can, so as to contribute to the herd immunity necessary to protect those with compromised immune systems from the virus.

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Mike Drach closely follows political debates, so he can make informed decisions on election day.

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Good poster, upvoted.

Mike Drach always returns his rented movies early.

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Mike Drach worked for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police once. For his efforts to make good to everyone around him, Mike Drach earned an early 25-year Long Service medal.

Fran

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Mike Drach felt bad for David Archuleta when he lost the American Idol to David Cook.

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