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Whores How many sexual partners have you had?

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Adapt Posted:

Why do I spend my time reading threads like this? Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

handofg0d Posted:

Dear FAIL,

I am not a **** and here’s why. I have a huge male reproductive organ and I am a great **** according to every one I’ve been with (and those who have just watched.) I feel it would be a disservice to women if I did not spread the pleasure. However I do have standards. And I also don’t want to just give it out as to saturate the market. Also it’d be much higher if I wasn’t faithful to my wife for the past 10+ years.

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Also yeah, been in very looooooooong term relationship so…

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

who counts handjobs as having a sexual partner? seriously. anyway, i’m not telling. MC Banhammer has me beat with 50.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

edit: double post.

also, heirloom raped me.

wtfmcnuggets edited this message on 10/20/2009 11:42PM

heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2015-07-17 09:14:26 -0400
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am a total **** stain.

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

also, heirloom raped me.

This is Libel!

edit: you liked it.

heirloom edited this message on 10/20/2009 11:54PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Man, it seems like a lot when you put a number on it, but when you break it down it seems normal. I’ll lay out this in a Name-Length of relationship format.

Craig – 3 months

Scott – 2 months

Will – 4 months

Corey – eh, more of a FWB kind of thing

Mike – 6 years

Aaron – 3 months

Joe – 5 years

Piles – 2 years and counting

That’s way more than you nerds need to know, but for some reason I felt like sharing.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

more than tubs and adapt.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

also around the same as Jmac

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I hear piles is a beaver confirm/deny

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

do i have to be reminded every day

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Odalisque Posted:

Corey

Corey—- Jess?

Odalisque Posted:

I felt like sharing.

Then why’s your list so short? Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Then why’s your list so short? Log in to see images!

da da dum

Kelsinator

Avatar: Rocker Chick

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

three.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Odalisque Posted:

Mike – 6 years

Mike Drach?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Edited because Chile said the thread was getting derailed.

Skyman747 edited this message on 10/21/2009 1:23AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

are these known fact about that man? or are you just making them up, because I heard that’s not allowed.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Adapt Posted:

baww

baww

Johnny Mac edited this message on 10/21/2009 1:22AM

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

you two stop derailing and go back to talking about how many people you haven’t had sex with.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

you are DOLING OUT THE HARSHNESS

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Fortunato Posted:

I hear piles is a beaver confirm/deny

it’s true, i read it on internet

MC Banhammer Posted:

Corey—- Jess?

No. Come to think of it, his name might be spelled Cory. Crap, I can’t remember.

Johnny Mac Posted:

Mike Drach?

No. Mike Drach would never take advantage of a girl so quickly in a relationship.

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