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The Cut Episode 3 Mission Arc That Would've Eradicated Sexism | |||||||
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Mission name: There’s A Hole In My woman's genitals (Wait, That Is My woman's genitals)
Characters: Player 1 (who can totally be a woman) Hygiene Jeannie
Synopsis: Player 1’s woman's genitals smells TERRIBLE and it turns out she’s been using it to store her check book, some mints, paper clips, a few handful of cotton balls, and her car’s license and registration (rookie mistake). Player 1 realizes this while they trying to pwn the forum Pastronauts (a forum for Italian astronauts) and can’t go on because of abdominal cramps or tender nipples or whatever (details to be researched/worked out).
You get a tubmail from Hygiene Jeannie and she leads you on a three mission arc about properly cleaning your woman's genitals. You have to take quizzes, there’s a fun little Match-3 type game where you have to match things your woman's genitals can smell like (fish, a summer rain shower, etc), and you have to pwn a group of forums that spread lies about woman's genitalsl hygiene (for instance: you can clean your woman's genitals with a toothbrush).
After you complete the missions you get an item (a shirt that says “Feeling Prideful About My Vag!” and it has a picture of a bunch of lions on it) and the “Today I Become A Woman” e-peen.
This would’ve put to rest all the arguments about sexism, but some people thought it was a little too respectful and empowering. PhineasPoe edited this message on 10/12/2009 1:21PMRobert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 1:20PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
Voted yes, because I’m sensitive. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 1:27PM | View kraigu's Profile | # | ||||||
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Recovered dialogue:
HYGIENE JEANNIE Tell me, how do you do with the boys?
PLAYER 1 Okay, I guess. I mean, as a woman finding a man to take care of me is the most important thing in the world.
HYGIENE JEANNIE As it should be. But, lately, have you been getting many dates?
PLAYER 1 No, but that can’t be because of how my genitals smell could it? Even if it is bad, it couldn’t waft out from under the many pretty and expensive dresses I wear, could it?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Lol, for someone who was born with a woman's genitals, you sure don’t know much about them! —————————————————-
PLAYER 1 I don’t get it, Jeannie. If there’s moisture in my woman's genitals, why can’t I grow a potato in there?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Because, silly girl, your uterus is for babies and sperm, not agriculture.
PLAYER 1 Ohhhhhh! ——————————————————-
HYGIENE JEANNIE That’s why you should always run on the beach in white pants and smoke Virginia Slims!
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PLAYER 1 I was focusing on my career, but I suppose as I woman my sensuality should come first.
HYGIENE JEANNIE Why not combine the two?
PLAYER 1 Hey, maybe I will. Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 1:31PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
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Replace woman's genitals with bum and it works. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 1:32PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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PhineasPoe Posted: ok, lemme just stop u here, Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 1:52PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
Yes, we felt that should have been the end of it too – after all, what else is there in life for those cursed with XX chromosomes? – but nooooo, Phin just had to go ahead and do more.
ET had to sodomize him with an XBOX before he agreed to cut it. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:00PM | View kraigu's Profile | # | ||||||
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uh its actualy us that take care of U idiot we gota clean up after your slob-bum & plus work jsut as much if a man work 40 hrs, his wife work 40 hrs, she comes home & does all the hosework +childrearing anyways that she use to basically, we are phasin you out with genetics & science. make your time Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:05PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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More recovered dialogue:
PLAYER 1 Jeannie, why am I always so cold?
HYGIENE JEANNIE Because the heat escapes out your woman's genitals, dear.
PLAYER 1 Well that sucks. I guess men are just built more efficiently.
HYGIENE JEANNIE It’s not just a guess, it’s science fact. It’s also why women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. —————————————————— PLAYER 1 I feel so empowered and free! I should call all my girlfriends together so we can have a lunch where all we do is giggle!
HYGIENE JEANNIE Make sure to wear pink! —————————————————— PLAYER 1 Does a dirty woman's genitals have any effect on babies?
HYGIENE JEANNIE It certainly does. 1,000 babies each year are miscarried due to what doctors call “Filthy Cooter Syndrome.”
PLAYER 1 That’s awful!
HYGIENE JEANNIE At least they didn’t have to get too fat. ——————————————————————- HYGIENE JEANNIE Back when I had a dirty woman's genitals, I had to settle for being a female firefighter.
PLAYER 1 How awful, the equipment must have been so heavy and you probably got all sweaty and your woman's genitals must’ve looked like Wesley Snipes after a day in all that soot!
HYGIENE JEANNIE I found a new recipe for cake! Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:23PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
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I did not contribute to this because I am excessively sexist. Log in to see images!
Green porno!
Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:38PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
And the man still gets paid more for the same amount of work at the same job.
Some phasing out. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:52PM | View Bridgit's Profile | # | ||||||
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PLAYER 1 i cant reach my balls over my distended nerd belly AND I GOTTA SCRATCH SPERGIN VIRGIN i dont hvae a woman to clean the shart lines from my underwares! PLAYER 1 ooooooh **** ed beakman just scored a touchdown!@ my phantasy phootball WoW league is pwnt SPERGIN VIRGIN aagkgasdkfjkl;jsfffffsssssssss cantg escape affffafasfdsfsdf mountin dew cans fort just aaaaahghgghhghghg send helpffffffffff PLAYER 1 a women would not have let that pile up ahahah bithces needa step off are backs and get in a kitchen! PLAYER 1 hello..?? PHINUS 1 im so lonely Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:52PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
That is not official unofficial Forumwarz Episode 3 content. Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:53PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
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uh my alts on the team dued Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:56PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
None of the apprentices would ever say anything bad about men. Also, the spelling is too good. Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 2:59PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
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well your a mod so ur basically dead to me Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 3:03PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I just don’t get why you don’t like the mission? Is it the educational element? Also, I know the excerpts make it seem out of sorts, but it flows very well. Do you think it’s too empowering? Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening. |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 3:07PM | View PhineasPoe's Profile | # | ||||||
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a health care profesional would tell u that that best way 2 take care of a vaginia is to simply shower ever day & only clean the outside woman's genitals are like aself-cleaning oven its just not very realiztic and you should reasearch before making medical claims Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 3:14PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:
No they aren’t, I tried baking a cake in mine once and it didn’t work. Did your health care professional tell you that? |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 3:46PM | View Bridgit's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 3:48PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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I tried to add a nice wolf element but for some reason they kicked me off the editorial squad for this arc. Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
Log in to see images! http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg
SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: |
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Posted On: 10/12/2009 4:23PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||