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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Fran Posted:

22:02 MercWithMouth Do you eeven know why I’m angry at fran and crinkz, boy?

22:03 MercWithMouth It’s because they’ve been PERSISTNETLY posting my personal info on FWZ.

22:03 MercWithMouth They’ve even been pranking my phone and SMS messages.

Ahahaah, what?

Also, since this is where the discussion is at. Do you want to see a post where I was for light trolling as allowed in the sub-forum?

CrinkzPipe Posted:

The new testers are fat and have no friends. They are tattle-tails who tell the teacher on us cool kids. They don’t smoke therefor not cool. Their moms are so fat that whenever she sees the schoolbus she yells “TWINKIE”. The new testers are dumb poo poo heads.

I was community banned for a whole day for that post even though it was allowed, you were banned for 4 hours, get. the. ****. over. it.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 10/12/2009 5:38PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Ahahaah, what?

I know right?

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Ricket Posted:

She has a special stick.

Your knowledge of Fran’s special stick disturbs me on many levels.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Fran Posted:

I know right?

Dude must be going crazy or some thing, I’m seriously worried.

Perhaps we need to start finding this personal info we supposedly been spreading to find Merc and convince him to check into a mental hospital?

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

all this this tl;dr/major bumhurt from mercwihtsdsjghdjhgdmhht reminds me of failgreat times4. Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Physics Posted:

all this this tl;dr/major bumhurt from mercwihtsdsjghdjhgdmhht reminds me of failgreat times4. Log in to see images!

for real. what the **** happened? falcon4: he was being a mbumive fabulous person, writing long posts no one cared about, and didn’t even make sense. BANNED. merc: unbanned?

I would just like to see some consistency with the mods, is that too much to ask, or do we have to beg mcb out of retirement to do what needs to be done?

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Merc you are just a colossal fabulous person and no one likes you that’s why you get banned for minor infractions and some other people don’t lol sucks to be you this is not a just life this is just a life

also go away pls

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Adapt Posted:

for real. what the **** happened? falcon4: he was being a mbumive fabulous person, writing long posts no one cared about, and didn’t even make sense. BANNED. merc: unbanned?

I would just like to see some consistency with the mods, is that too much to ask, or do we have to beg mcb out of retirement to do what needs to be done?

Exactly! There’s this thing called precedent and sometimes it’s a stronger argument than statutory law!

So according to the precedent set by Falcon****er Vs. Crotch Zombie using walls of text and being generally fail is grounds for permabanning.

A little consistency here mods!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

PhineasPoe Posted:

Okay, guys, I’m releasing the papers. WeChall’s got us. Here’s the awful mod abuse you guys don’t even realize you suffer from.

WARNING: Way too stupid and TL;DR to read.

Why Merc Got Banned


Part I: Merc Speaks Coloquially:

INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period.

8:46PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: We gotta talk, bro. That ban shouldnt have been issued.

sillybear25: aww…

Name-: ban?

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: I invited him here to take my seat at the table because I was leaving.

INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period.

PhineasPoe: MercWithMouth: What the ****? Is that even a thing?

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: He submitted because he saw there was only 4submissions in the queue when he got here.

8:47PM

Name-: who was banned?


Part II: In Which We Learn Who Was Banned:

8:47PM

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

MercWithMouth: PhineasPo Name-: _2Dum2Kno . A damn fine INCIT player and a bona fide bumet to the Forumwarz community.

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

PhineasPoe: All right, a few things: 1. This doesn’t involve you at all, Merc. 2. If it’s going to be discussed, he can discuss it with me. 3. It doesn’t need to be talked about here.

8:48PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: What do you mean by “not even a thing?”


PART III: REAL- Time: Better Than Other Types of Time?

8:48PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: I’m afraid you’re wrong on count one. But you’re absolutely right on count3. Ergo… we won’t discuss Count1 here.

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Please come with me. I’m asking very respectfully.

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: http://tinypaste.com/dbba4

PhineasPoe: No, Merc. It was a dump sub. He’s been warned and banned before. It’s only a day. And again, most importantly, it doesn’t involve you.

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

8:51PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: He’s located there. Come talk to him. In REAL-TIME.


Part IV: LOLCAPS

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: You banned a player for 24hours despite a veteran player vouching for him strongly.

8:53PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: The least you owe him is talking to him— in real-time.

PhineasPoe: OH DEAR **** IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Please do not dodge the underlying issue by playing the “I’m the mod here” card.

PhineasPoe: Thanks for breaking the situation that occured five minutes ago down for me, bud.

PhineasPoe: I’m not.

PhineasPoe: I’m playing the “Merc’s not a mod, so it’s none of his business” card.

8:54PM

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: Then come talk to him and find a more suitable solution to an outright community ban.


PART V: Spacekadt

spacekadt: MercWithMouth: seriously, stop. veteran players vouching for someone don’t mean crap. PhineasPoe has the admins and other mods behind him. if you want to protest, go make an unban thread in rp

8:54PM

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

PhineasPoe: MercWithMouth: Like what, community service?

8:55PM

spacekadt: MercWithMouth: this is your “mod discretion” warning on this one from someone wholly not involved in whatever just happened

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

Name-: durr i maek vote 4 myself out

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

teejayandjon: mai work here, is done.

teejayandjon: *JUMPS OUT A WINDOW*

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: I fail to see how I’m being disruptive. My conduct could be penalized if I was interfering with a mod from bumISTING a player— not from explaining to him a contrary perspective.

8:56PM


PART VI: Merc is a Modern Day Tom Joad:

8:56PM

MercWithMouth: Name-: I’m not even submitting this round.

8:57PM

spacekadt: MercWithMouth: it’s none of your business. PhineasPoe is a mod and in charge of INCIT. bans are at his discretion, not yours. the punishment for breaking rules is well known and PhineasPoe did not overstep that punishment. it’s done. let it go.

Decambray: i love how the chat is totaly based on INCIT atm.

Name-: wait what

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: sorry. call it the nag of the legal profession…

Decambray: i wish this chat would be filled more with talks about b& and stuff… I wonder if lets say… Merc! would like some cheese with his whine.

INCIT-Bot 5000: We need at least 5 submissions before we can begin voting. I’m extending the submission period.

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: but when i see an injustice… no matter how petty…

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: *small

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: i feel an obligation tos peak up.

8:58PM


PART VII: If Merc’s Not Gonna Play Incit, No One Should Play INCIT:

8:58PM

spacekadt: MercWithMouth: it doesn’t concern you. that’s basically the end of the story here.

8:59PM

INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified.

PhineasPoe: Injustice is a heavy word for a 24 hour community ban.

MercWithMouth: spacekadt: as i recall… you imparied your own credibility SEVERELY when you aided-and-abetted raw INCIT vandalism.

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

MercWithMouth: PhineasPoe: then come talk to him and hammer out a compromise.

Name-: boated byself out a-****ing-gain

INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun!

spacekadt: MercWithMouth: whether or not that’s true… it’s totally beside the point. PhineasPoe made a call that has the backing of the admins and other mods. it’s out of your hands. if you want to protest, do it in rp, not INCIT

9:00PM

MercWithMouth: Name-: maybe you should just not submit for a while… i’m a bit more agitated about what i’m seeing here than you think.


PART VIII: Everybody Supports Merc:

PhineasPoe: No, you understand how ridiculous you’re being, right?

9:00PM

Decambray: <- Laughs at the whine about a 24 hour ban. perfect occasion to get some RL life.

MercWithMouth: Decambray: well OF COURSE i’m whining. I won’t deny that.

PhineasPoe: Name-: Dude, you can submit whenever you want. Just because Merc’s getting ****y doesn’t mean you can’t play.

MercWithMouth: Decambray: but the due was out of line.

MercWithMouth: *dude

Decambray: The only thing out of line is you going on about it over and over again.

Decambray: IMO.

MercWithMouth: Decambray: That’s right. In your opinion.

MercWithMouth: Decambray: My opinion is the contrary.

Decambray: thats why i said imo I wonder if you couldn’t adress this issue elsewhere since this isn’t the ‘lets talk about bans all the time’-chat

9:02PM

sillybear25: ffs, can you quit arguing and play


PART IX: MERC HAS EYE TROUBLE:

Name-: MercWithMouth: wait, is there something wrong with my stuff, or you just ****ed off? i dont get it

9:02PM

MercWithMouth: Name-: lol. the second one, man.

teejayandjon: *Blasts through the roof in a parachut*

INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in!

Name-: MercWithMouth: second what

MercWithMouth: Name-: 2dum2kno shouldnt have been banned.

9:03PM

MercWithMouth: Name-: i’m not playing cuz i’m displeased with what i;m seeing.


JESUS THIS IS LONG: MERC’S FINAL WORDS:

9:03PM

MercWithMouth: Name-: i was suggesting the same thing for you.

MercWithMouth: teejayandjon: Even so… it MIGHT be better to sit out a few rounds.

Name-: MercWithMouth: sooo i shouldnt submit cause… you don’t like what you see where?

MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: I’m not submitting because I think the mod played the mod-abuse card. Moreover,

MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: He won’t sit down with the ‘victim’ to discuss it or try to find a middle-ground.

Name-: MercWithMouth: so you don’t want us to get banned? so far it seems hes cool with me

PhineasPoe: Guys, I think Merc’s trying to call an INCIT strike. INCIT STRIKE, EVERYBODY! IT’S A SIT IN! I’m partial to “We Shall Not Be Moved” so if you guys could sing that one and maybe some Phil Ochs.

MercWithMouth: Name-: teejayandjon: You heard the man.

Decambray: I dunno the lines, else i’d be totaly in.. but i’m not

9:05PM

MercWithMouth: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/topics/2004-wech¬all-super-secret-forum Are you happy? Sad? Filled w. RAAAGE? Share on the WeCh¬all Clan Forum! (it’s easier if you click here http://tinyurl.com/WCForum )

...and banned.

That was so interesting. I read all of it and cared.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I think what we’ve learned here today is f4 should be unbanned.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Celerysteve Posted:

I think what we’ve learned here today is f4 should be unbanned.

And F4 is better than Merc.

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