<e_death> **** YOU HEIRLOOM

<e_death> GRAPEJELLY IS ****

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER!

<heirloom> NO E_D , **** YOU

<e_death> I SAID IT FIRST, DAMMIT!

<heirloom> i GET HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWM

<heirloom> DIBBS ON ****

<e_death> I OWN NO GRAPEJELLY

<e_death> YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE ****

<heirloom> I JUST DID

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT!

<e_death> DON’T STEAL MY ****

<heirloom> NOU

<e_death> YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

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<e_death> ALSO, I LIKE TO CRY AFTER SEX

* heirloom takes the word “terrible”

<e_death> SOMETIMES DURING

<heirloom> YES, I AM A PERSON

<e_death> YOU ARE A PERSON

<heirloom> THIS MAY BE WORST THE MERCS CYBER

<e_death> YOU ARE A THIEF

<e_death> THIS IS BETTER

<heirloom> IS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU, AS IT IS FOR ME?

<heirloom> HATE SEX IS THE BEST

<e_death> I’M HATING EVERY SECOND OF THIS

<heirloom> ME TOO

<e_death> I PULL OUT MY male reproductive organ AND STICK IT IN YOUR SHOE

<e_death> **** YOUR SHOE

<e_death> GOD DAMN

<e_death> I HATE YOUR SHOES MORE THAN I HATE YOU

<e_death> AND NOW I’M GOING TO BED

<heirloom> I PULL OUT MY woman's genitals CANNON AND BLOW UP YOUR APARTMENT

<e_death> **** **** **** ****

<e_death> WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

<heirloom> IN HELL!

<e_death> HALF OF THIS WAS YOURS!

<e_death> I HAD A LINE DRAWN AND EVERYTHING

<heirloom> I ALREADY TOOK WHAT I WANTED

<e_death> ANGRY

<heirloom> INCLUDING YOUR COLLECTORS EDITION STARWAR CUPS

<e_death> THAT IS AN EMOTION

<e_death> I DON’T EVEN LIKE STAR WARS

<e_death> WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

<e_death> A NERD OR SOME ****?

<heirloom> **** YOU!

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER HEIRLOOM

<e_death> FOR

<heirloom> I ALSO TOOK YOUR BEST FRIEND

<e_death> EV

<e_death> ER

<heirloom> HE IS MUCH BETTER AT EVERYTHING

<e_death> WHAT?

<e_death> THAT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL

<e_death> ASK HIM YOURSELF

<heirloom> IT IS SO TRUE, IT RIDICULOUS

<e_death> HE’S NEVER EVEN CHOPPED DOWN A TREE

<e_death> YOU’RE A DAMN LIAR!

<heirloom> NEITHER HAVE YOU!

<e_death> AND A COMMUNIST!

<heirloom> YOU HAVE NOODLE ARMS

<heirloom> AND NO CHEST HAIR THAT I CAN CLING TO WHILE WE PLAY RODEO

<e_death> YOU HAVE NOODLE BREASTS

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<e_death> AND NO FACE FOR ME TO LOOK AT WHILE I’M RIPPING DOWN YOUR CURTAINS

<heirloom> OH THIS IS HAWT

<e_death> I KNOW

<heirloom> YOU’RE ****ING A CAT, YOU ABSURD fabulous person

<e_death> I’M THE CAT?

<e_death> I’M ILLITERATE

<e_death> ****

<e_death> THE WORST PART ABOUT ****ING CATS

<e_death> IS THE HAIRY bumHOLES

<heirloom> on a side note: congratulations about learning to un-read

<e_death> thanks

<heirloom> YOU STUPID fabulous person

<e_death> SO I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN

<e_death> HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A fabulous person?

<heirloom> WE BOTH DO! I JUST WISH I WAS!

<e_death> I WISH I WAS ****ING A HORSE

<e_death> BUT NO

* heirloom lights ciggarette, takes a drag, and puts it out on e_ds taint

<e_death> I GET A DAMN CAT

<heirloom> **** YOU, YOU’RE LUCKY YOU GET A CAT

<e_death> BANNER ****ING YEAR AT THE DEATH HOUSE

<e_death> I COULD HAVE ANY HORSE I WANT

<heirloom> YOU LEAVE SHINIE ALONE

<heirloom> HE HATES YOU

<heirloom> YOU’RE NOT HIS REAL FATHER

<e_death> PERFECT

<heirloom> YOUR BEST FRIEND IS

<heirloom> HE CAN **** A HORSE BETTER THAN YOU

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT

<e_death> I’M USING THIS LOG IN COURT

<e_death> I’M NOT PAYING ANYMORE DAMN PONY SUPPORT

<heirloom> DO IT fabulous person

* heirloom MAKES THREAD

<e_death> THAT’S IT

<e_death> I HOPE YOU LIKE bumSEX

<e_death> CAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GETTING

<heirloom> I LOVE bumSEX…ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL YOUR TINY male reproductive organ

<e_death> MY male reproductive organ ISN’T SMALL

<e_death> IT’S AVERAGE DAMMIT!

<heirloom> AVERAGE FOR AN ASIAN

<e_death> I CAN’T HELP THAT YOUR VAG IS SO LOOSE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> YOU TINY male reproductive organED bum HOLE

<e_death> I DRANK ALL THE DAMN LUBE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> THATS SO IT DIDN’T HURT AS MUCH WHEN YOUR UNCLE LARRY FACE ****ED YOU

<e_death> THE PAIN TRAIN’S COMIN

<e_death> SO I HAVE A SMALL MOUTH

<e_death> WHAT’S YOUR POINT?

<e_death> GOD

<e_death> I’M LIGHTING YOUR COUCH ON FIRE AFTER THIS

<e_death> YOUR TASTE IN UPHOLSTERY IS REVOLTING

<e_death> I WILL CUT YOU

<e_death> ok, i need to go to bed

<heirloom> i will be posting thi

<heirloom> s

<e_death> WAIT

<e_death> I’M SPENT

<e_death> I’M WIPING MY male reproductive organ OFF ON YOUR JACKET

<e_death> ok

<e_death> i’m gonna go to bed

<heirloom> good night fabulous person

<heirloom> ilu

<e_death> goodnight grapejelly lover

<e_death> we should do this again some time

<e_death> or never speak of it again

<e_death> i’m leaning toward the latter

<&e_death> I’M SPENT

<&e_death> THANKS HEIRLOOM

<&e_death> ****

cause ilu

...also, it should be mentioned that e_d and i just broke up.

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ChilePepino Posted:

i diddn’t readd all that bulls****.

Fingerz Posted:

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Speaking of which, did anyone save that public cyber session Fingerz and I had in IDC like 6 months ago?

handofg0d Posted:

Speaking of which, did anyone save that public cyber session Fingerz and I had in IDC like 6 months ago?

Now THAT would have been a good read. WTF why do we only think of these things in hindsight? Log in to see images!

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ChilePepino Posted:

i diddn’t readd all that bulls****.

Fingerz Posted:

This looks like a good place to leave these…

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OMG where did you get those cool new draginz? Log in to see images!

Didn’t read, but I’m fairly certain there was no fisting. How can you cyber and not have any fisting?

Also, heirloom, will you marry me? Log in to see images!