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E-Peen(tm) Re-open Episode 2 pre-orders.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

For those of you who haven’t listened to the new Log in to see images! *cast I’ll quote –

”Is there a pre-order E-peen this time? Yep. There will be. Uhm, I would even like there to be, uh, like, for people who pre-ordered both to have, like, a super E-peen. But, we’ll see if we actually do that or not. But, I think it would be cool to reward our loyal customers…

... Like, if you pre-ordered ep. 2 you’d get one e-peen. And if you pre-ordered ep. 3 you’d get another e-peen. But if you pre-ordered both you’d get a super e-peen…

...I’d like to open a thread. Could someone please open a thread to re-open pre-orders for episode 2?

Done. E-peen.


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
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DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

was waiting for this thread to open.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

...so we’re pre-ordering Episode 2 and 3 even if we’ve…like, already bought it?

I mean, I guess paying like 7 bucks for a peen isn’t beneath me. Lol. Whee for reward BP.


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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Well, spf357 really rocks.

what

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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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Good poster, upvoted.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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Pre-ordering something we already bought? Log in to see images!


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spacekadt

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Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
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meh

I think all the alts I’ve purchased after I bought ep 2 should also get the pre-order peen. So I whole heartedly support the petition to re-open ep 2 pre-orders.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Fran Posted:

Pre-ordering something we already bought? Log in to see images!

Do you know dobnits?

Yeah I know him.

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Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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spacekadt Posted:

I think all the alts I’ve purchased after I bought ep 2 should also get the pre-order peen.

That’s something I whole heartedly agree.

spacekadt Posted:

So I whole heartedly support the petition to re-open ep 2 pre-orders.

But what would that fix? Alts you will eventually buy after the second preorder is closed also won’t get the E-Peen, what will be your suggestion? Open it once every x time till Forumwarz dies?

I honestly don’t see that as a viable solution, unless ET wants yet another cash cow from peenwhores.

Maybe ET should work on thar retroactive E-Peen system some people have already asked.

Fran edited this message on 10/05/2009 8:35AM

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

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Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Do you know dobnits?

Yeah I know him.

The way ET said “Yeah, I’ve heard of dobnits before” at the end seemed so honest, I’m tempted to think he wasn’t even joking.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

The way ET said “Yeah, I’ve heard of dobnits before” at the end seemed so honest, I’m tempted to think he wasn’t even joking.

who?


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Avatar: 166242 Sun Mar 22 21:24:17 -0400 2009

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Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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I can’t remember if I pre-ordered it or not. Was pre-ordering even an option back then?

I can’t remember.

But why give the pre-order peen to ppl who didn’t pre order Ep 2? I mean, there are other peens out there that people who came to the game too late will NEVER be able to get- this one should be on that list. I mean, I can’t exactly get the JingJing peen NOW, can I? The “I pre-ordered Ep2” peen should be in the same category as JingJing and Day 1, and all those other e-peens that are no longer obtainable, imo.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Fingerz Posted:

I can’t remember if I pre-ordered it or not. Was pre-ordering even an option back then?

I can’t remember.

But why give the pre-order peen to ppl who didn’t pre order Ep 2? I mean, there are other peens out there that people who came to the game too late will NEVER be able to get- this one should be on that list. I mean, I can’t exactly get the JingJing peen NOW, can I? The “I pre-ordered Ep2” peen should be in the same category as JingJing and Day 1, and all those other e-peens that are no longer obtainable, imo.

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Exactly. I want Day One but I didn’t play on Day 1, no reason for me to get that E-Peen.

Stop being greedy just because you want the OMG SUPER UBER DUPER BLASTER MEGA E-PEEN, if you cared so much about the E-Peen you would’ve pre-ordered EP2. If you weren’t around for the EP2 pre-ordering period (which was active for 20 days, a pretty long time if you tell me), then that’s too ****ing bad.

I was part of the community around ET’s birthday in both 2008 and 2009 but I never posted on his birthday threads, you don’t see me complaining about not having the male reproductive organ Hyman E-Peen.

Make newly created alts receive the E-Peen retroactively upon creation if any characters in the account have the E-Peen, that should suffice.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Also a little bit of info for no reason:

People who beta-tested EP2 gained free access to EP2 yet most of them (who were active back there) also pre-ordered EP2 for the sole purpose of getting that E-Peen.


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