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Sass I think I need a spirit guide.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Any suggestions?


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

let my “spirit” (male reproductive organ) be your “guide” (i will put my male reproductive organ up your bum)


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

become a furry


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

become a furry

I suggest wolves.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Shii Posted:

I suggest wolves.

Or Jesus.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

so jesus was a furry huh? interesting


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Shii Posted:

Or Jesus.

why not both?


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I think “jesus” is a category of “furry”, just like “wolves” is


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

why not both?

Cuz you can’t have TWO spirit guides, that’s just silly.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

are you telling me that im silly


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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

are you telling me that im silly


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the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Shii Posted:

Or Jesus.

Sorry, I don’t practice idolatry.


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

furry jesus.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

the Remainder Posted:

Sorry, I don’t practice idolatry.

Who do you worship instead? Asherah? Allah or something?


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Shii Posted:

Who do you worship instead? Asherah? Allah or something?

the devil.


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plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I suggest spirit gum instead of a spirit guide.


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plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

plk Posted:

I suggest spirit gum instead of a spirit guide.

Because at least spirit gum is real. dohoho.


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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

plk Posted:

Because at least spirit gum is real. dohoho.

lol. signed.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Shii Posted:

Who do you worship instead? Asherah? Allah or something?

If I followed a religion I would worship God. What is Jesus but a preacher or a shaman? You know as I have, hopefully, matured this religion offered to me in this country of mine has seemed to regressed.

I enjoy more intellectual pursuits.


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

nipple

Cheins Sanchez edited this message on 10/03/2009 10:35PM

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