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Sass The Flamebate Roast of MC Banhammer

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
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[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

ghax


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The Hairy Sc-
ar of Teri G-
arr

Avatar: Denim Skirt
18

[The Loyal Order of-
Water Buffalo
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Adapt Posted:

I hardly have to say anything, dude was a living fossil.

Honestly. The dude’s older than me.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Hey guys I am a pretty cool guy and I just hurt FAIL’s feelings

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Merc why the **** did you post that. you’re not worthy of posting old school artwork like that

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its funny because he doesn’t even know who is in the picture besides mcb


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Adapt Posted:

its funny because he doesn’t even know who is in the picture besides mcb


LETS LOOK AT A LIST OF THINGS MERC DOESN’T KNOW:
Who the person in that image is.
How to post well.
How to take a joke.
And… how to make a joke.

MercWithMouth got his name from a comic book, I don’t know this because I read Deadpool, I know this because hes a virgin with no social skills, sense of taste, or friends.

Well maybe not that last one, he does have some friends. He even has a clubhouse for people like him, not that you could call anyone in WeChall “People”. More like abominations against god.

But really kids, he chose Deadpool. Lets look at the character and see what drew Merc to Merc:
Just like our Merc, Slade Wilson is a hideous piece of ****.
Just like our Merc, Slade Wilson hides himself under a mask, a mask named “anonymous”.
Just like our Merc just when you think its safe and hes dead, he comes back in true comic fashion.

BUT WAIT! There are so key differences!
Slade Wilson kills people, Merc can only kill a joke.
Slade Wilson gets women, Merc gets pity..
Slade Wilson is memorable, Merc is a two-bit FalconFour wannabe. Without the interesting.
Slade Wilson is funny, Fellas do I even need to say it?

No but in all honesty, lets not look at Merc this isn’t about him, we should all do what his mother first did crush him under a rock and pretend he never happened.

not good

Avatar: 168226 Fri Aug 21 12:36:45 -0400 2009

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

i remember when banhammer got in an internet argument w/ a 16 yr old boy (chawin) about who had the better life

best of luck moderating other sites and continuing the downward spiral that has become your existence

at least your not spacekadt

A TEAR TRICKLES DOWN MY CHEEK

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Lets remember that it is not his tail between his legs, but his golden dong swaying side to side.

Loneliest He-
art

Avatar: 191773 2009-10-10 20:42:36 -0400
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[klan of one]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

there once was a mod named em cee bee

his farts were mightier than the sea


leetlol and fortunato made a rhyme about toast

and both have posted to this roast

but their rhymes were lacking the most


so sad little loneliest heart wrote a poem

spinning out a rhyme

just in time

to bid goodbye to mcb a mod of fwz the totem


alas mcb i barely knew ye

yet this thought might fill me with glee


forumwarz resident poet laureate

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