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Sass The Flamebate Roast of MC Banhammer

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

How’s it going, boys and girls?

Well, it looks like it’s time to say goodbye to MC Banhammer. Let me tell you, kids, I haven’t been this sad since they canceled M*A*S*H. And just like M*A*S*H, I’m sure we’ll still see MC B around for about 6-9 hours a day.
But here at Flamebate, we don’t cry about people. We cry about important things like scoops and our periods. So, let’s send MC B off with the proper Flamebate spirit.


MC Banhammer has been here so long I’m guessing he’s leaving because he caught some disease from all the **** you people post. However, I think we can rule out that disease being a sense of a humor!

Both you and he are unfunny, humorless bumholes.


Everybody likes to call MC B a monstrous homogay, but I know for a fact that he is not gay!

Or straight!

He had a state-ordered chemical castration after being found guilty for molesting 9-year-olds! He doesn’t even have sexual desires!

Kidding of course. It wasn’t chemical, it was done with a plastic knife from KFC!


MC Banhammer has had so much plastic surgery done, his woman's genitals looks like a plastic woman's genitals!


MC Banhammer is so old that he was in the running to be the pope. Which is ironic because MC Banhammer is a walking abortion!


MC B takes with him many memorable alts: Lady Banhammer, KId Banhammer…****, who is this guy? Raepdog?


Since, MC Banhammer is going into the cornfield does this mean noob65 is coming back?


We love you, Banhammer. bumalamu alaikum.
The Unknown Comic edited this message on 09/30/2009 12:59PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Since, MC Banhammer is going into the cornfield does this mean noob65 is coming back?


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

You know, it’s true what our host said: MCB sure has a lot of alts.

”Alts,” of course, being short for “alternative sexual lifestyle choices” including swinging, BDSM, shotacon, necrophilia and hedgehog enjoy!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

yesssssssssssssssssss


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

cann a mod pleasee remove jb0s horrrible postt, it looooks outt of plavee in a comic threadd.

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

FALCON… PUNCH!!!

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Harhar har.

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Come on fabulous persons, post jokes and honor the dead.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

The Unfunny Comic Posted:


FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Hey guys this is horrible! Now instead of having 1 great mod and 10 inept ones we only have 1 great mod and 9 inept ones!!!

Just kidding, but seriously. Every mod that is left is inept.


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Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

bravooooooooo []bravoooooOoooo!!!11!![/b]

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Rodney

Avatar: 89663 Tue Sep 08 00:27:03 -0400 2009
24

[The Last Stand]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

It’s about time you stepped down, you were getting too old for this, in fact, you’re getting too old for anything. Is it true you’re quitting because there’s a lousy internet connection at the nursing home? And there’s no sense of humor like Banhammer’s. In fact, it’s just like having no sense of humor. Hate dupe threads much? Here’s an original thread idea for you – let’s talk about what a great personality MC Banhammer has. No but seriously, I love this guy. So does Evil Trout. In MCs honor he’s going to do all his programming with punch cards for a week. Actually, that’ll probably speed up development.

Good night everybody!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

FAIL Posted:

Hey guys I am way to cool to post here anymore and pretend to be off site, but still I’m usually one of the first users to reply to threads like banhammer’s away message. Don’t judge me, I’m just bumhurt because everything was way better before and all the cool users are gone. yada yada yada. I might be gone too, recognize me now!


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I hardly have to say anything, dude was a living fossil.

Remember the time he threw down against iirz? Ya me neither, all I remember is iirz busting out some mad rimes.

One good thing you can say about him: he’s not aldo.


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

i remember when banhammer got in an internet argument w/ a 16 yr old boy (chawin) about who had the better life

best of luck moderating other sites and continuing the downward spiral that has become your existence

at least your not spacekadt


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

i remember when banhammer got in an internet argument w/ a 16 yr old boy (chawin) about who had the better life

best of luck moderating other sites and continuing the downward spiral that has become your existence

at least your not spacekadt

good point, spacekadt was by far less similar to MCB than any mod here.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I can’t believe. Six months ago I reported a bug where I couldn’t get into episode two. Now I flame noobs who do the same thing. Guilt free.

Banhammer responded that day, with his characteristic professionalism. Which consisted of a line of “OLOLOLOLOLOLO” and then “STFU NOOB”

fo srs.


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Green porno!

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

What can I say about MC Banhammer that hasn’t already been said? Never was there a screen name more fitting, one that let new users know exactly what he was about as soon as they saw him in flamebait. A huge tool.

MC Banhammer was akin to some of comedians of legend. He handled moderation like John Belushi in a hotel room full of heroine.

Staying true to his namesake, his career paralleled that of the real MC Hammer, a man known for having it all, to being a broke down, washed up bum in the blink of an eye. Well, the second part anyway.

Celerysteve edited this message on 09/30/2009 9:01PM

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10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo

I remember when I first joined Forumwarz, I called Fran a **** and got banned for trolling. Im glad to see my long carried out case of Raepdog v. Banhammer finished, Banhammer got his moderator status taken away for trolling.

What can I say about a man who speaks for himself? That is he would speak if he took the male reproductive organs out of his mouth.

No but really, if Im correct he has a loathely wife which proves one thing theirs someone out there for everyone as long as you can pay. I’m kidding of course, he didn’t have to pay Fran.

I hear he also has two lovely children, its a shame we can’t see them though being stuck in her fat folds these past six years.

Im joking of course, no one could love Fran. If Mc has to pretend he understands intimacy to hide the fact he was Bingbot’s prototype then he can go right ahead.

Yeah I will reveal it, he was the prototype. Rejected for being too much of a fabulous person to function as an admin. So they did the logical thing, and made him the only position someone as horrible as him could fit TAM Memeber A Forumwarz Moderator.

Were is Bingie now you ask? He started acting like Banhammer so they pulled the plug.

In the end let me wag my tail to one of the best moderators I know, Kain. But let me give a wag of my finger to one of my favorite moderators of all time, Mc. He has realized that Moderator is the last stage before Buddha, and has ascended to a better place. Anywhere other than Forumwarz.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Merc why the **** did you post that. you’re not worthy of posting old school artwork like that

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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