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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It is with heavy heart (and heavier balls) that I announce that I am stepping down as a moderator of this site. This decision came after a lot of drinking drugs soul searching and I don’t really want to go into the reasons.

I guess it’ll be effective whenever ET gets around to it. I’m really in no rush to have my cool mod abilities removed, but I don’t plan to do anything with them, really, so ask a mod who’s sticking around for all your alt reveals moderator needs.

I’ve had a great time here, trying to keep you guys out of trouble despite your best efforts to GET into trouble. I’ll still be around playing from time to time (definitely for Ep3) but along with the removal of mod status, my day-to-day activity’s gonna drop drastically.

So long, guys, it’s been fun.



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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Shocking news!

Honorary mod peen appreciated.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

And the site loses a lot today.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Goodnight sweet hammer.

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

See you at the crossroads, MC B.

You were one of the good ones.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I’ll post because you said the magic words (the magic words being “post” and “peen” in the same sentence)

Also because holy crap… this is pretty big news.

Going from experience of people stepping down from internet stuff, I’d guess you’ve got something else that’s more important than internet drama demanding your time and attention. If I’m right then good luck with whatever that is.

man-man edited this message on 09/30/2009 10:40AM

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Banhammer, I want to point out that your leaving makes Tubs the senior mod. I hope you enjoy watching the drunkocracy you’ve helped bring to power.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Aww Banhammer why you were my favourite moderator Log in to see images!

Anyway good luck with whatever’s happening in your life Log in to see images!

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Jesus that just leaves Tubs and others I can’t talk about in detail without getting banned. But it was just you and Tubs. Maybe Nicco but I never really see him do anything.

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

What a shame, gimmie your job. hope you enjoy the real world.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Sorry to see you go, old friend. Our sincere thanks for the many years (in Internet time) of exemplary service.

This place won’t be the same without you!

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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

I am genuinely shocked and surprised to hear this notification about MC Banhammer stepping down from the glorious post of Moderator of Forumwarz, the internet parody webgame. On this auspicious occasion, I would like to announce to my fellowmen that today we are losing a noble, honest, well-qualitied moderator, and it is an occasion for us to mourn our inevitable loss. We must pray to God that all good must happen to our respected MC Banhammer. It is with much grief and a heavy heart that I bid farewell to him.



tl;dr: Bai bai Banstick, never see ya again *waves*

SuperSonic edited this message on 10/01/2009 12:53AM

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Godspeed. You will be missed.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Good luck Banhammer,peace out.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

This comes shortly after Robert Morganthau announced he is not seeking re-election. Can we depend on nothing anymore?

Great thanks for all your work, hope we don’t have to see you in the “people I miss” thread anytime soon.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

mterek Posted:

Goodnight sweet hammer.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Well **** – this kind of news isn’t how I wanted to start my day. Log in to see images!

Don’t be a stranger, ‘kay?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I sent my nice note by Email, but still I am sad to see our longest moderator retire Log in to see images!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

MCB, you are the only mod I have untarnished respect for. Bon voyage.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

ONE LAST BAN?

EMBEDDED SHOCK changed to link and Fie banned but DON’T ANYONE ELSE do it ‘cause you’re not gonna get banned by me. Fie’s the last.

Fie was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Fie edited this message on 09/30/2009 11:26AM
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