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Sports Ultra Rare Book For Sale*

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

* This is an IOU for an item that will be available when Episode 3 launches.

IOU: Troll Eggs and Spam

“I do not like troll eggs and spam. I do not like them, Hammer of Bans”. Dr. Goose’s book on internet history somehow avoids explicit content, yet communicates ideas like goatse through colourful pictures and whimsical language suitable for children.



Be one of only two people to own this. The reserve price is 4,000,000

Log in to see images! Inertia edited this message on 09/26/2009 6:17AM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Please tell me, how did these IOUs that people are auctioning off come to be?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I think I know now. From that thing that happened?

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 5:05PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Itembuildr:

The Episode 3 Hijack

When Episode 3 of Forumwarz launches, there will be hundreds of new items available for players to obtain, trade and use to their advantage. Since we’ve covered the basics of Episodes 1 and 2 with itembuildr already, we’re going to hijack itembuildr for a while to create Episode 3 content.

While this goes on:

* The stats of items will be hidden.

* All winners will get a special Episode 3 item contributor E-Peen™

* The winners will also get an IOU for the item once Episode 3 launches. These IOUs can be traded via Kyoubai.

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 5:05PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

AIDS woman's genitals Posted:

Is this item going to be ultra rare?

It’ll be available in episode 3. This chit gives you one for free.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

instead of posting you should bid

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

It’ll be available in episode 3. This chit gives you one for free.

If by free you mean “overpriced to hell”, sure it will be free. Pretty sure 4,000,000 is not free. Log in to see images! Fran edited this message on 09/26/2009 9:06AM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

4,000,000 is a good price, it’s very limited and will probably sell for even more.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

The big unanswered questions are how powerful the IOU’d items will be, and how rare/expensive they’ll be in Ep3. If they’re powerful, but will be in the clbum stores for a fair price, then it makes more sense to wait than bid on them now. On the other hand if we’re expecting them to be powerful but not easily available, or powerful but more expensive than the auctions now, then bidding is the way to go.

To cover all the options, if they’re not going to be powerful (which would be a bit of a ****) then the only point in bidding is to have a potentially-rare item in your collection, but I think it’s safe to bumume they’ll be v.good items.

People do seem reluctant to bid too much on an IOU though; the unknowns make it a risky venture… thing is, if we demanded and got more detail (and that detail was that they weren’t going to be particularly rare or expensive) then it could actually leave them less valuable than before.

man-man edited this message on 09/26/2009 2:29PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Fran Posted:

If by free you mean “overpriced to hell”, sure it will be free. Pretty sure 4,000,000 is not free. Log in to see images!

The chit will give you the item for free; ie. when you use it, the store demands no money. Thus, the chit will give you the tem for free. You just have to pay for the chit.

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