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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

This epeen I just got

Jesus was crucified at the age of 33 or 34 actually iirc Log in to see images!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Well, if you can get Jesus to call and confirm this, I’m sure they’ll be happy to change it for you. Log in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

he died though

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Jesus was 33 years old when he was crucified.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Some people who died at 32, if they want to change the peen:

Karen Carpenter

Cbum Elliot

Bruce Lee

Brian Epstein

Keith Moon

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Because records from that long ago most certainly are 100% reliable.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Johnny Mac Posted:

Because records from that long ago most certainly are 100% reliable.

its called DIVINE INSPIRATION!

Their words were inspired by the Holy Spirit therefore is 100% correct

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

You guys do know there are secular historians like Josephus and Tacitus who confirm his age, and have nothing to do with the Bible?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Shii Posted:

You guys do know there are secular historians like Josephus and Tacitus who confirm his age, and have nothing to do with the Bible?

oh right i remember now they could trace it from the census thing

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

The census story does not make a vast deal of sense… having everyone go to their home town to be counted? Log in to see images! I dunno, just seems like that might cause some disruption in a time before modern transportation.

But if I recall correctly there was some prophecy or other about where the messiah would be born, so whoever wrote the gospels needed a reason for them to go there… and the rest is “history”.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

man-man Posted:

The census story does not make a vast deal of sense… having everyone go to their home town to be counted? Log in to see images! I dunno, just seems like that might cause some disruption in a time before modern transportation.

But if I recall correctly there was some prophecy or other about where the messiah would be born, so whoever wrote the gospels needed a reason for them to go there… and the rest is “history”.

Keep in mind that this is during the height of power for the Roman Empire.

A complete census isn’t out of the question for an ancient civilization that powerful and well-organized. Jesus was actually a Roman citizen.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Catt although Posted:

Brian Epstein

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