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Writing CONTEST: Sponsored by your friendly neighborhood Shortbus

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Hey guys, want an avatar of your choice? Or maybe a title? Just tell us why Team Shortbus is so goddamn awesome in one paragraph and you could win! (writing erotic fanfiction involving members of our klan is also acceptable)

First place gets an avatar of their choice, second and third get custom titles of their choice. Contest will be judged by the whim of whoever’s in IRC when I ask who should win. Contest ends April 4th.

go go go


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

I, as a member of Team Shortbus, heartily endorse this contest and would also like to point out what an amazing person briddy is.

Ideas for any young writers out there struggling to write erotica:

Macks has a gigantic male reproductive organ.

n00beast is likes having sex with little boys.

veer likes having sex with little girls.

kitteh is a cat

and everyone in the klan is gay and loves male reproductive organs in their bum.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I just had secks with a little emo boy who turned out to be a girl.

Veer’s gonna hurt me now, isn’t he?

pOOpey

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Nope… totally drawing a blank here. Doesn’t happen often, either.

Lol!

OO


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Irascible

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[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Team Shortbus is awesome because…

because I am their mascot.

**** yeah, stupid nigs.


GOOD THING IM SUCH A fabulous person HAHAHA

AND I ****ING HATE YOU fabulous personS

fabulous personS

fabulous personS

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

pOOpey Posted:

Nope… totally drawing a blank here. Doesn’t happen often, either.

It’s not a pregnancy test, silly. Log in to see images!


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

one day in foramwarz team shortbus rammed a flag up IrascibleRedoubt’s bum

no lube was used, and ira’s bum ruptured

blood squirted everywhere

this got team shortbus hard

with their powers combined they turned into a giant ponos

and j-j-jammed it in

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IF I CAN’T ENTER **** YOU Log in to see images!


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Oh_No_Shrubs

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

IrascibleRedoubt Posted:

Team Shortbus is awesome because…

because I am their mascot.

**** yeah, stupid nigs.

worst haiku ever


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Oh_No_Shrubs Posted:

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OH MY GOD GREATEST THING EVER CREATED EVER Log in to see images!


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Irascible

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[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

Wasn’t a haiku, you ****ing dumbbum.

That was 6, 7, 4.

Are you stupid?


GOOD THING IM SUCH A fabulous person HAHAHA

AND I ****ING HATE YOU fabulous personS

fabulous personS

fabulous personS

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

IrascibleRedoubt Posted:

Wasn’t a haiku, you ****ing dumbbum.

That was 6, 7, 4.

Are you stupid?

you’d best be trolling fine upstanding member of society


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

IrascibleRedoubt Posted:

Wasn’t a haiku, you ****ing dumbbum.

That was 6, 7, 4.

Are you stupid?

SECOND WORST HAIKU EVER


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

There have been many organizations in the world. There has been the Illuminati, the Democratic Party, the Whig Party, the Nazi Party, but none of these organizations can compete with the sheer grandness of Team Shortbus. Within a year, TSB created a new revolutionary order which spread across the internet like wildfire, immolating and burning to death all those who did not run from it like a black man from responsibility. Of course, during TSB’s reign, there have been dissenters who protest our dedication to truth, joy, humor, and bigotry, but those people are homosexuals and should be disregarded. Though our fetishes may not be the same, we stand united against a growing pall of unfunny fine upstanding member of societys in ForumWarz.

Thank you, and good night.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Oh god, it’s beautiful! ಥ_ಥ


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

You guys know crayoncakes is serious, right?

She just bought an bumload of brownie points and is just looking for a creative way to spend them.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

You guys know crayoncakes is serious, right?

She just bought an bumload of brownie points and is just looking for a creative way to spend them.

she?

SHE?

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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

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ulyssesdraco

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Team Shortbus is so amazing! One night I was trolling a maternity forum when I came under attack by angry ghost sorcerers from mars! One quick call and the Team Shortbus Busters were on the job. Not only did they have the situation down pat, but they also helped me resolve my marital problems! And guess what else!? They cured my cancer! Thanks Team Shortbus, you’re the best!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

ulyssesdraco Posted:

Team Shortbus is so amazing! One night I was trolling a maternity forum when I came under attack by angry ghost sorcerers from mars! One quick call and the Team Shortbus Busters were on the job. Not only did they have the situation down pat, but they also helped me resolve my marital problems! And guess what else!? They cured my cancer! Thanks Team Shortbus, you’re the best!

This **** sucks mine is better


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