It was a Monday night, sittin in my room

Celerysteve was on his seat, trying to consume

some lulz for the eve, so I can get some pwn

just trollin on my comp, chillin all alone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just logged in the site of the F.W.Z.

on a mission trying to find Mr. Celerysteve

Seen a thread full of complaints so had to post

read a thread about Ghax, they was postin toast

So I clicks a link on the multiplayer action

some brothas playin Incit so I said “Let’s caption”

I jumped in the chat, and said “What’s up?”

some brothas postin’ W-spam so I said “What The ****”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

So I’m peepin on my TM’s and one catches my eye

the message hits me so hard my jaw opens wide

I roll up on incit with the some troubled news

I see my homey but these suckas posting W’s

Incit is gettin jacked, I’m readin’ what they wrote

I can’t believe they taking Celery’s votes

they spammed the chat, they spammed all the pics

I looked at the brotha said “Damn, what ****.”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

They gayin’ incit up and they all dumpvote

ain’t none of them seeing if they can make a funny joke

They wanna come up real quick and scam scoops o’ brown

I best pull out the ban stick and lay them busters down

They got W’s in a row

So much I got to scroll

over to the right just to see where they go

Letter strings are not wise

Check the rules update

I glanced in the chat and I see my homey J

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Sixteen W’s but who’s the the one offended

Bootyhole about to make some accounts suspended

now they droppin and yellin

it’s a tad bit late

JB and Celerysteve had to regulate

I laid all them busters down

I let my banstick explode

I reach for a wetnap after shooting that load

if you wanna post W’s sit back and observe

you ain’t convinced you must be hurf durf

Now JB gets ****es

and that’s a known fact

Game like a warden tag tail by the pack

Back up, back up plan can’t go wrong

You can always get a ho

Got standards to the low

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just like I thought

they were in the same spot

in need of some desperate help

the JB and the C-child

were in need of something else

one of them dames was fat as hell

I said “ooo I like your size.”

she said “I’m from Brazil and you seem real nice,

would ya let me ride?”

I got a bucket full of chicken and it’s going real swell

the next stop is the Eastside Taco bell…

Incit

it’s a whole new era

in before

W’s in this thread

I dare ya

Protivate

You can do it the phone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Stay tuned to purchase Forumwarz ringtones

Wrong alt, JB.

Raepdog Posted:

So much effort for such a bad post.

you took the words right out of my mouth.

So much hate for such a fly post.

jb you’re digging yourself quite a hole

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

jb you’re digging yourself quite a hole

ack, this song was in my head in the shower today. this better not be one of those ET & Elliott things.

there can’t be fwz ringtones, fwz has absolutely NO SOUND BARRING THAT ENDING SOUND FOR EPISODE 2.

NONE AT ALL.

What would the ringtones be, the ending sound and a recording of jb going “I HATE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW”?

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man-man Posted:

TubSonics.

would you buy a ringtone of THE **** telling you thanks for that sweet bum job you did there, no homo?

they hardly qualify as sound, they’re so nonmusical