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Debate Petition to fire JB and hire PhineasPoe as the new official FW's main writer
Poll: Should JB get fired so PhineasPoe can embrace Forumwarz with the most awesome plot ever?
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

It’s widely known that JB is an bumhat by now. I personally never got too immersed into the FW’s plot – it always felt bland and incomplete, somehow. Also JB is breaking his own rules on INCIT since the implemention of WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW bans.

JB is clearly not a good spokesman for CZ, INCIT or Protivate. In all his self-righteous bull****, he’s just driving Protivate users away from INCIT.

PhineasPoe is a whole different history, though. He’s from 70 CS, a klan that was very mocked in the past because they, just like JB, took INCIT as a means for living. Phineas started getting attention when he won the Slash Fiction contest, and soon after he was promoted to the position of Best Poster Ever.

Now PhineasPoe is promoting INCIT by giving BP to the submission he thinks it’s the funniest. INCIT quality has gone tenfold since his contest started. But JB insists on killing Phineas’ legacy, since he wasn’t the first person to think about that.

So, since JB is no longer the mainstream, I think Forumwarz quality would also increase tenfold if Phineas wrote the EP3 story, with apprentices HE chooses and the plotholes HE chooses.

You know you want it.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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signed. we need someone with actuall creativity to be are writer


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

addd to tahaht the lastesstt jb inccit winss. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, fwz and flambeette posrters joke. I’m sure iphon owners understand thosse jokesa dn have a greatt timee when the guyy whooo owns provtivate amkes those subs.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

A vote for PP is a vote for sexy and fwz needs more sexy imo Log in to see images!


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dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

How do you know Episode 3 Wasn’t written entirely by Phin if you haven’t seen it yet?


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

dobnits Posted:

How do you know Episode 3 Wasn’t written entirely by Phin if you haven’t seen it yet?

iff cz has halllf a brainn theypaidd phinebumw to write itt whole

but i doubtt they haeve ahny.

Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

dobnits Posted:

How do you know Episode 3 Wasn’t written entirely by Phin if you haven’t seen it yet?

Episode 3 = Celerysteve + JB

Mostly


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Episode 3 = Celerysteve + JB

Mostly

But they’re the same person…


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Daniel Plain-
view

Avatar: 88291 Thu Apr 23 15:39:59 -0400 2009
7

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 47 Emo Kid

I look at people and I see nothing worth liking.

Fran Posted:

But they’re the same person…

Why? Just because you see two bumhats doesn’t mean they are the same person…


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

uh yes?

its been proved jsut cuz u dont pay attn dont mean nething


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Daniel Plainview Posted:

Why? Just because you see two bumhats doesn’t mean they are the same person…

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

My contest hasn’t made INCIT any better Log in to see images!. At least not as far as I can see.

Though, if I were the official writer I would make sure Charlie Sheen’s ideas got implemented.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

PhineasPoe Posted:

My contest hasn’t made INCIT any better Log in to see images!. At least not as far as I can see.

Though, if I were the official writer I would make sure Charlie Sheen’s ideas got implemented.

ur contestt iss improvin it moree than whatever jb thinkss he’s doin.

charly sheens my fave alt ever


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

ill do it.


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

I played INCIT today. I won a chocolate scoop Log in to see images!


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

i hope he’s more down to earth than bop

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

We don’t need another fabulous person. Let’s just drop ep3 and fix dom Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

signed


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

ChilePepino Posted:

ur contestt iss improvin it moree than whatever jb thinkss he’s doin.

Well, I just banned you for a day. That should improve things a bit. Log in to see images!

Anyway, I agree Phineas is a great writer. The problem is, not only has the plot for Episode 3 already been determined for about three years, it was primarily concieved by ET.

The again, Fran, in all honesty, I suspect the reason you “never got too immersed into the FW’s plot” is because you’re a dumb Mexican who can’t read and you’re fat.


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