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Watermelon Buying a Tumorous Kidney

Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Anybody wanna sell me one? Also, can anyone tell me what the store price for those things are?

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I can get one for 872640

How much do you have?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

643k so dont buy anything more than 650k

Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

SanDyk Posted:

I can get one for 872640

How much do you have?

Eh, too much. I’ve got 750k.

Inertia Posted:

643k so dont buy anything more than 650k

Cool, thanks.. Can you get it for 643k, by any chance? I’d take it of your hands.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
74

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Igor, you want the soccer team not the kidney.

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

scully Posted:

Igor, you want the soccer team not the kidney.

much better imo

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

scully Posted:

Igor, you want the soccer team not the kidney.

This

You actually don’t need all that douchebaggery and Soccer Team has more offense

Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

You actually don’t need all that douchebaggery

Soccer team actually has more douchbaggery, to be honest Log in to see images!

I still think the kidney is better, though.. You trade 1 offense for 7 defense. In the long run, whenever (if ever) defense becomes obsolete, then I suppose the soccer team would be better.

But I’d buy either, to be honest, I suppose it doesn’t matter, so if anyone is interested in selling me one for 650k or some such, please let me know.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
17

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/368861-tumorous-kidney

No reserve. If it goes above 650K, I’ll just list one with a buyout for that exact price.

Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Bump, cause I still haven’t got one. Log in to see images!

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
17

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Igor512 Posted:

Bump, cause I still haven’t got one. Log in to see images!

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/377712-tumorous-kidney

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Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Acid Flux Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/377712-tumorous-kidney

Sorry, missed this one… I was probably sleeping. Time zone GMT:+2 and whatnot.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Igor512 Posted:

Sorry, missed this one… I was probably sleeping. Time zone GMT:+2 and whatnot.

you said you’d pay 650000 for one and only did about 400000 on the first one and you didn’t even look at the second one after you asked for one

Tell you what I will sell you this better fetish (you really don’t need that defence since trolls are good at that anyway). I will sell this for 600,000 WHICH IS CHEAPER THAN WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN OFFERING FOR THE KIDNEY

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/378244-entire-second-grade-girls-soccer-team

12 hour

no reserve

get it quick

DmechaD

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Igor512 Posted:

Sorry, missed this one… I was probably sleeping. Time zone GMT:+2 and whatnot.

I hate it when that happens. Have you gotten outbid for an item you really want? I can’t tell you how many tries it took until I got the dark side music file today. Log in to see images!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

SanDyk Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/378244-entire-second-grade-girls-soccer-team

12 hour

no reserve

get it quick

BUMP

BUY IT NOW

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

It got bought by someone else Igor512

to be honest good luck on getting something cause you’ve had like 3 chances now and you still haven’t tried to get one

Igor512

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Errr… Wasn’t even online, sorry SanDyk.

And to be honest, I’d still prefer the kidney over the football team.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Igor512 Posted:

Errr… Wasn’t even online, sorry SanDyk.

And to be honest, I’d still prefer the kidney over the football team.

even when more people who have trolls say that the football team is better?

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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