SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

Wtf do you think this is—Teen Chat?

Lemme tell you somethin’ about where you are. This is the internet. It is not like IRL where people give a **** about your personal life. No, the internet is real life. It’s what people be saying on the inside but are too afraid of hurting your pitiful feelings. Let me tell you, the internet is no safe place for a myspace, livejournaling fabulous person like yourself. The internet is where real people tell you that you are a very special waste of life. This is why real people use the internet. So suck my giant woodmale reproductive organ you lonely ****; and be prepared to suck it the next time you open your whore mouth about you and your goddamned ukelele.

such angst

Fortunato Posted:

odaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wth happened to your face

Posting for peen Log in to see images!

503 bump

i like the way you think but your long-winded effort posts gives the impression that You Care a Lot

Fortunato Posted:

i could keep the secret no longer. that was my grown son. this is me

If you had less hair you could be Howlin Hobbit which would be a good thing to be.

I mean, dang