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Smile Petition to give scully the Submissive endseason peen for season 2

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

7 chars were given top 3 endseason peens for the last (fourth) season due to ties. Thats great but we had a similar situation in season 2 where Ricket and I tied for the second place but scully on the third place got nothing. This is unjust and should be fixed immediately.

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

look, the way peens were given away used to make sense.

ChilePepino edited this message on 09/16/2009 12:33PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

ChilePepino Posted:

look, the way medals were given away used to make sense.

You obviously have no idea what you are talking about – Pickled male reproductive organbum stopped playing in the middle of the season but still had the most medals in the end just because he won 4 (double medals for min scoops) medals almost every week due to ridiculously overpowered klan raids and ties in the top bracket. Dom always had huge balance problems.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

what? I’m not talking about dom balancing I know it’s always sucked. I’m saying that that’s the way ties are supposed to be awarded, when there’s a second place tie, there’s no third place and awards start at fourth.

But seeing how peens were awarded 3rd and 4th season it’s only fair to give scully her Submissive peen.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

ChilePepino Posted:

what? I’m not talking about dom balancing I know it’s always sucked. I’m saying that that’s the way ties are supposed to be awarded, when there’s a second place tie, there’s no third place and awards start at fourth.

But seeing how peens were awarded 3rd and 4th season it’s only fair to give scully her Submissive peen.

Well, you talked about medals not peens but good to see that you agree.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Amasius Posted:

Well, you talked about medals not peens but good to see that you agree.

Oh you’re right, sorry about that.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Signed. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Thanks for bringing this to our attention, it’s under discussion right now.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I wondered about that when I saw all the ties and peens being given.

I say signed, a nearly 28” peen isn’t big enough!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Shii Posted:

I wondered about that when I saw all the ties and peens being given.

I say signed, a nearly 28” peen isn’t big enough!


Shii, I hate to tell you this but you are going to get a spanking the likes of which you’ve never experienced before. The spanking will reshape you. Literally.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Fie Posted:

Shii, I hate to tell you this but you are going to get a spanking the likes of which you’ve never experienced before. The spanking will reshape you. Literally.


That sounds so hot.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Shii Posted:

That sounds so hot.


It will be. Like molten rock.

I don’t know what this is but I’m signing to give scully a thing.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

signing this

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey guys,

So, this petition makes a lot of sense, and we would gladly honor it if we were to retroactively distribute Peens according to the same scheme I used this season. However, that’s not how the ranking was supposed to work.

As BB2 points out, we should be using “Standard Competition Ranking” or a “1-2-2-4-5-5-5-8-8” scheme. What I mistakenly used is known as “Dense Ranking” or “1-2-2-3-4-4-4-5-5” strategy (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranking) which is inappropriate for this game.

As BB2 says: “The game is called ‘Domination’ after all…not ‘Let’s All Tie and Win Together.”

It was my mistake and I’m sorry for that. All the first-place winners will still get the Dungeonmaster Peen, but the second- and third-place winners will now receive The Gimp. For what it’s worth, this should have a very small effect on your overall Peen length.

Once again, sorry for the ****-up. I take full responsibility and expect it will haunt me for the rest of the afternoon. I’ll understand if you want to prank my custom title to reflect this oversight.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

OH GAWSH LETS BLAME JB AGAIN

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

TSK TSK

Scully should get a special peen to make up for whatever you’re talking about.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

*sigh*

Amasius should get a special peen to stave off the impending ennui.

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