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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

Uh, speaking as apparently the only female in here who’s got an attraction to other females, I call myself gay all the time. “Gay” is to me what “straight” is to the rest of you. My sexual orientation. “Lesbian” isn’t an orientation. It’s what I am. A Lesbian. Verses others, like Heterosexual Males, or Straight Females. Or Gay Men. I am a Lesbian, who is Gay by Sexual Orientation.

There. Are we done now?

Not quite.

As a camwhore, you must live up to your clbum. Please post pictures of you proving your sexual attraction to other females. Thank you in advance.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

MC Banhammer Posted:

Not quite.

As a camwhore, you must live up to your clbum. Please post pictures of you proving your sexual attraction to other females. Thank you in advance.

NTHX.

SHES PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE REALLY UGLY OVER-WEIGHT PIMPLY FACED DYKES WHOSE VOICE SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS A WEEDWACKER IN IT.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

it’s also p common for a woman to claim to be gay on the web, as it serves two purposes very tidily:

1) instantly catches hetero male interest

and

2) provides a convenient excuse to rebuff them when they annoy you with their near constant begging for pics.

In the meantime, have fun with your college feminism clbumes and call me when you’re done experimenting.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fortunato Posted:

it’s also p common for a man to claim to be a woman on the web

fixed


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Fortunato Posted:

it’s also p common for a woman to claim to be gay on the web, as it serves two purposes very tidily:

1) instantly catches hetero male interest

and

2) provides a convenient excuse to rebuff them when they annoy you with their near constant begging for pics.

In the meantime, have fun with your college feminism clbumes and call me when you’re done experimenting.

QFT


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Fortunato Posted:

it’s also p common for a woman to claim to be gay on the web, as it serves two purposes very tidily:

1) instantly catches hetero male interest

and

2) provides a convenient excuse to rebuff them when they annoy you with their near constant begging for pics.

In the meantime, have fun with your college feminism clbumes and call me when you’re done experimenting.

omfg WINNER

Best post of the day, *applause*


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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Fortunato Posted:

it’s also p common for a woman to claim to be gay on the web, as it serves two purposes very tidily:

1) instantly catches hetero male interest

and

2) provides a convenient excuse to rebuff them when they annoy you with their near constant begging for pics.

In the meantime, have fun with your college feminism clbumes and call me when you’re done experimenting.

To be fair though, chicks are pretty damn hot so who wouldn’t want to have sex with them?


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

MaliceBlackh-
art

Avatar: Tight Skirt
7

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Really?

REALLY??????

I’ll break this down one post at a time…

MC Banhammer: Next time I make out with a chick, I’ll get you all the pix you want

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ: I’m actually 105, Short Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, 36-24-28, and only partly butch.

Fortunato: 1) Really? If I wanted guys attention online, it’d be easier to say “Here are my titties. You can see them all you want. Here’s also my woman's genitals. You can have it too. It’s easy to violate. Just follow these easy steps to my house! They’re posted on my myspace page!”

I’m a lesbian. For real. Yes, really. Really really. REAAAAALLY really.

...and because I’m sure all of you want to see me, http://stickam.com/maliceblackhart

I go live on cam near-nightly. Mr MC Banhammer Log in to see images!

-Malice

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

Really?

REALLY??????

I’ll break this down one post at a time…

MC Banhammer: Next time I make out with a chick, I’ll get you all the pix you want

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ: I’m actually 105, Short Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, 36-24-28, and only partly butch.

Fortunato: 1) Really? If I wanted guys attention online, it’d be easier to say “Here are my titties. You can see them all you want. Here’s also my woman's genitals. You can have it too. It’s easy to violate. Just follow these easy steps to my house! They’re posted on my myspace page!”

I’m a lesbian. For real. Yes, really. Really really. REAAAAALLY really.

...and because I’m sure all of you want to see me, http://stickam.com/maliceblackhart

I go live on cam near-nightly. Mr MC Banhammer Log in to see images!

-Malice

Haha, adorable.


Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

MC Banhammer: Next time I make out with a chick, I’ll get you all the pix you want

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Please TM me with them, so I don’t have to keep reading this thread. Thanks.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

lol what a woman's genitals.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Off topic


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

funny. I was going to qualify my earlier post and say “yes, there is indeed such a thing as a real lesbian, but for every woman who actually is emotionally and physically attracted to women more than (or indeed apart from) men, there are several who took a college clbum from some “strong, empowered” woman professor and started experimenting and soon enough OMG GIRLS ARE SOOOOO MUCH BETTER for about two years until you’re old enough that the male libido begins to subside and we begin to get the knack of what y’all like.

LOOK AT ME GUYS I TOOK A FEW COLLEGE CLbumES AND NOW I’M GAY.

Also.

If you didn’t want our attention for it you shouldn’t have ****ing brought it up.

I would point out that one of my favorite posters, 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololxxxxxxxxxx1337 kept her gender fundamentally under wraps for a good six months, maybe more. You’ve posted pics and video, and boasted about your sexuality. These things all tie together to paint one very clear picture: I WANT ATTENTION.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

also, nowhere girl is a p cool comic:

http://www.nowheregirl.com/


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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Fortunato Posted:

You’ve posted pics and video, and boasted about your sexuality. These things all tie together to paint one very clear picture: I WANT ATTENTION.

Of course she’s an attention whore. She’s lead guitarist in an ‘up-and-coming’ rock band.


Site Rules. Learn them.

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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Fortunato Posted:

also, nowhere girl is a p cool comic:

http://www.nowheregirl.com /

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MaliceBlackh-
art

Avatar: Tight Skirt
7

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Fortunato:

Okay, I get it. Right, you’re perfectly right, I do want attention.

And there isn’t a damned thing wrong with that! I’m proud of who I am, and I’m proud to speak up for myself whenever things get rough. Maybe you’ve had your life handed to you on a silver platter, but some of us have to work for it.

And you know what? I do want your ****ing attention. Because I’m a ****ing guitarist who’s going to be a legend one day.

I want you to look at me, you say? You’re ****in right I do. And whenever you can’t get my next song out of your head, I’ll surely have it.

As for being a lesbian, you’re ****ing right I’m gonna bring it up. There’s a thread about gayness? I’m SO proud of who I am. You’re god damned right that I’m gonna say my piece.

Now shove a stick up your bum.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

OH NO I GOT OFFENDED BY SOMETHING SOMEONE SAID ON THE INTERNET I BETTER ATTRACT MORE ATTENTION TO MYSELF!!!!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

my response to the soon-to-be-posted “WELL AT LEAST I HAVE SEX”

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