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Business Joseph of Suburbia's .Moar Extravaganza! I sell some .moars every 2 weeks!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Here’s the deal. I like money… but i hate the madness of extracting, finding, and selling .moars on Kyoubai! So here’s what I’m going to do for you: Every two weeks, i will trudge through the monotony of my .moars (JUST FOR YOU) and sell them all with a reserve of base price.

Yes, you heard me.

BASE. ****ING. PRICE.

Every file i sell will be at the base Kyoubai Price, with a few exceptions, which i will note when i sell them. I will provide links to the two week’s period’s top 5 files, and will include the names of the others and how many I’m selling for the rest.

Quickly, though, keep in mind I’m NOT a .moar grinder, so my items won’t always be of the highest quality. All sales will expire in 12 hours, unless I post otherwise.

This will be updated every other Saturday. Any questions, comments, or recommendation are welcome. (be cool. don’t troll.)

With that out of the way, have fun and hapy bidding! PLEASE GOD HAPPY BIDDING

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Week 1

It has been about three weeks since i last sold .moars, so obviosly there are a few more than there’ll be in later times.

Top 5 of the week

Useless Program that Only Wastes Space.exec (Reserve is higher than Base Price)

my beautiful scars.gawk

if u look closely u can see my woman's genitals lol.ogle

Lemon Party – Soundtrack.lstn

Battlethreadz business model.pres


Search for the following files for more of my sales (sorted in order of value):

2x The Genius – Music for the Discarded Descendants.noiz

1x Yet Another Romantic Comedy (1997).dvda

1x I want you inside me – Your daughter.tune

1x man haveing secks with w0man whoa!!!.pr0n

1x lots n lots of badgers.leer

2x r. kelly – trapped in the cupboard.tune

1x emma watson fine upstanding member of society slip.gawk

8x andy male reproductive organ (feat. carrot top) – stand up comedy – vol 1.hear

3x Deluxe Paperclip bumistant Suite v9.0 [2 CDs].exec

1x harry potter slash collection – 01 – draco’s huge load.noiz

2x longcat (long).xpeg

1x Standard Form Contract Used by Heidi Fleiss.dtbs

1x Behind the Music: The Numa Numa Guy.divy

3x How to type – 26 easy steps.sdoc

1x KeyLogger 5000.prog

3x X Wing Fighter – Real specs!.pres

4x 07 – REKTÄL DISCHÄRGE – FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY bum IS BLEEDING.

2x Celebrities by boob size.dtbs

2x PLUM COMPUTERS KEYNOTE PODCAST.lstn

4x Reporter Stomping Grapes (remix).lstn

1x xkcd\_12312.gawk

1x BattleThreadz Clbum Comparison (cam****s overpowered!).sprd

3x Conjoined Twins Orgy.gawk

1x Jew Fighters – Let Them Die.tune

1x Jimmy the Re-Re avatar.gawk

2x John Jackson Blueberry Waffles (Cover Art).leer

6x The Suicide Notes – The First Cut Is The Deepest (Sheryl Crow Cover).tune

1x zomg im so fat.xpeg

1x britney aguilera – 01 – look at my mammary glands.lstn

1x CLOWNRAPE SCREENSAVER (CANNOT BE UNINSTALLED).prog

2x Rage Against the Man-chine – Bull Dykes at the Pride Parade.noiz

1x richard dawkins – chapter 16 – all believers should be hog-tied and gang-raped.lstn

3x songs to take a dump to – 03 – push, push, push.noiz

1x Usher – May I Help You Find Your Seat, Madame?.noiz

1x BattleThreadz Podcast 1.0 (mostly unlistenable).noiz

2x Goooberrrrzz!.xpeg

2x I DON’T WANT A WAR – SPEAK THE HUNGARIAN RAPPER.tune

1x James Blunt – Beautiful (omg i love this song!!!!).hear

1x map to my bathroom in case i get lost.ogle

1x my neck, my back, my woman's genitals and my bum – unknown.hear

2x male reproductive organ ENLARGEMENT TUTORIAL – REALLY WORKS.sdoc

1x skull-****.ogle

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

So today, i log on the computer, and guess what. No. Really. Guess. Yeah, that’s right. Only FOUR of the 50-ish files i put up were sold. Sad, guys. So, in an effort for money again, i offer an even better deal.


I will be selling all the items that didn’t sell with a buyout of base cost.

Holy ****, you hear that? I must be very special and high. But in one hour, I WANT THESE FILES GONE. And you can buy them, for the best prices you will find this week.


BUY THESE NOW.

my beautiful scars.gawk

Lemon Party – Soundtrack.lstn

The Genius – Music for the Discarded Descendants.noiz

he Genius – Music for the Discarded Descendants.noiz

lots n lots of badgers.leer

I want you inside me – Your daughter.tune

r. kelly – trapped in the cupboard.tune 12

emma watson fine upstanding member of society slip.gawk 1

The following files are also up for sale with the same deal:

8x andy male reproductive organ (feat. carrot top) – stand up comedy – vol 1.hear

1x Standard Form Contract Used by Heidi Fleiss.dtbs

2x longcat (long).xpeg

1x harry potter slash collection – 01 – draco’s huge load.noiz

3x Deluxe Paperclip bumistant Suite v9.0 [2 CDs].exec

The remaining unsold files I’m just gonna sell at the pwn shop.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 09/13/2009 4:04PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Lemon Party link is to the ‘create auction’ page. So ya know…

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

man-man Posted:

Lemon Party link is to the ‘create auction’ page. So ya know…

oops. my bad.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Bump for starting bids.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

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