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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

It is called

Forumwarz Russian Roulette


You know Russian Roulette? the game where you put one bullet in a revolver, spin the cylinder, point it at your head and pull the trigger.

I propose play this game in thread form.

The game is simple: Post in the thread and be banned. You won’t know how long you’ll be banned for. Maybe it’ll be no ban, maybe it’ll be a long one. Currently I have it set to community ban for 0-15 minutes for testing. If it goes live I’ll increase it to raise the stakes.

How this works is I have made a clientside program that will, every 5 minutes, parse the thread, check for new posts, then ban the new posts for the random time. It will generate a log for me listing how long each ban is for posterity.

So far that’s all I want it to do, however if it is a success and not shut down by admins, I can make it increase the maximum ban time based on how many pages and posts are in the thread…

So everyone, are you interested?

And CZ, is this a terrible idea or can I forge ahead with community approval?

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/12/2009 2:49AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I volunteer.

Adapt was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

I’m down.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Let’s do this. Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Good idea, upvoted.

Ricket was banned for this post by Evil Trout

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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hehe I should change the message depending on how long you get banned.

“you lose”

“you REALLY lose”

maybe have it send a tubmail if you don’t get banned

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/12/2009 2:53AM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Go ahead and sign me up…

For the good of the community, of course.

swine was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Absolutely. I’ve deserved one for a while now.

Afterthotz was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

russian roulette is not the same without a gun :/ Log in to see images!

But I’m down, 15 minutes isnt quite that noticeable anyway

Peregrine was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I ain’t scared.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

What would Wylin think?

twas was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Run, coward.

That means ‘I’m in.’

Drakodan was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Sarrs

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

blam

Sarrs was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Log in to see images!

Bear was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Signed

Fran was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

I’m in Log in to see images!

Somebody was banned for this post by Evil Trout

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Hit me.

King Krimson was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

sure.

Echuu was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

hurp de ____

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

This would make more sense if it picked a post that hadn’t been picked yet, banned that poster, and edited their posts to be blank or something. Last person with a post standing wins Log in to see images!

Sancdar was banned for this post by Evil Trout

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