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Poetry The Curse of the Green Fairy

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

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2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Summer heat wafts

stench of rotten garbage

across my face

on wings of dark flame.

~

You smile –

to yourself –

a dark smile of gratitude

and doubt.

~

Green turns to gold as

you tilt the bottle up.

Your fine mouth

curves around the glbum,

and your tongue

laps at the opening.

~

Your raven hair

gleams in the sodium light.

~

The green fairy trickles

over the blessed

cube of sugar

lodged between

your tongue and your palate.

~

I love you,

dark one.

~

But never forget that

it was all those

blowjobs

I gave on 8th Street

that paid for

this

bottle of bliss.


help me

BLACKPECKER

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 10 Troll

Serial Lincoln-Rapist

STFU, be a man and drink Wild Turkey.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Absinthe is gay

and I can’t rhyme

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

latester Posted:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Absinthe is gay

and I can’t rhyme

Close but wrong, thats why you do this.

Roses are red, violets are blue / That’s what they say, but it just isn’t true / Roses are red, and apples are, too / But violets are violet, violets aren’t blue / An orange is orange, but Greenland’s not green / A pinky’s not pink, so what does it mean? / To call something blue when it’s not, we defile it / But what the heck, it’s hard to rhyme violet.


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Urmean15

Avatar: 2020 Fri Feb 27 17:24:14 -0500 2009

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Roses are blue, Violets are read, I ****ing hate poetry.

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Okay lets try again:

Roses are red

Elvis is dead

one two three…PINK SOCK!!!

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
31

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’ve heard of people doing crazy **** to get their hands on absinthe, but maaaaaan…. this takes the cake.

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

ShadyPixels Posted:

I’ve heard of people doing crazy **** to get their hands on absinthe, but maaaaaan…. this takes the cake.

But male reproductive organ sucking and absinthe = the win


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TorumFroll

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

**** SUCKS

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
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]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

This dont drink ****, flush it

Nepenthe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

There is a great lack of poetic appreciation in this thread.

I applaud the poet’s grace at martyrdom for the self-destructive habits of her beloved. Brave spirit. Log in to see images!


vainly I had sought to borrow

from my books surcease of sorrow

Abyssinth

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4

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I dress up as a green fairy sumtimes 2!

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