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Srs Bsns Leave Mike "Crotch" alone please

Dysnomia

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Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

Lately I have been seeing a lot of people on the forums attacking Mike Crotch A.K.A. Jalapeno Bootyhole. I say Mike Crotch cause his real name is Mike and he is from Crotch Zombies, I would do the same with Evil Trouts name (he would be Robin Crotch).

I think this behaviour is unacceptable and Mike Crotch agrees. Mike Crotch has worked hard to give you something to enjoy (Forumwarz duh lol Log in to see images!) but you people only seem to abuse and hurt Mike Crotch.

In This Thread all Mike Crotch wanted was a gay icon but you all had to make fun of Mike Crotch. That is appalling.

More jokes you’ve done about Mike Crotch include “Mike Crotch gets other people to do stuff instead of Robin Crotch” and “Mike Crotch loves Robin Crotch”. I don’t find this funny at all.

I thought you loved Mike Crotch according to This Facebook Group but it’s obvious that you are being sarcastic and ironic cause you don’t really think that Mike Crotch is awesome.

Leave Mike Crotch alone. Mike Crotch is in pain right now.

-=Dysnomia=-

Umm, his name is Matt…

Dysnomia

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Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Umm, his name is Matt…

according to wikipedia (which never lies) his name is Mike

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

Dysnomia Posted:

In This Thread all Mike Crotch wanted was a gay icon

And there have been several great gay icons created as a result of that thread. So what if Log in to see images!

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

We respect him enough to rag on him and know he won’t be a woman's genitals, and take the insults as well as give them. That is the greatest respect of all.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I could sworn Mike’s last name was Hunt :/

Dysnomia

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Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

I’ve sent Mike Crotch a link to this thread so he can see that there is someone who loves Mike Crotch even if the only person who loves Mike Crotch is me.

-=Dysnomia=-

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

CLOSET OF SHAME/WHINEY ****ES THIS IS AS BAD AS NERD O POWA

cya was banned for this post by spacekadt

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

wow. a whole thread about terrible puns. i like it.

Raepdog Posted:

We respect him enough to rag on him and know he won’t be a woman's genitals, and take the insults as well as give them. That is the greatest respect of all.

I respectfully disagree with this statement.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Once again, I have a new favorite poster.

Remember, folks, two more months until the one-year anniversary of my BFF contest. Now’s your chance to get on the winning team!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

what no

btw best thread all day

Dysnomia Posted:

according to wikipedia (which never lies) his name is Mike

???

I’m not seeing it.

Dysnomia

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Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

I hope you’ve learnt something here posters of forumwarz. I have touched Mike Crotch by making this thread. I hope many of you will touch Mike Crotch in the next few months for a chance of getting peen.

-=Dysnomia=-

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

oh lol i get this thread now and also i agree with dobnutz

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

WHO HASNT TOUCHED MIKE CROTCH

Mike Crotch, change my name to ‘R.P. Freely.’

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

???

I’m not seeing it.

Wow…that’s some good, if perhaps a bit overzealous, trolling.

I actually think it’s kind of dumb to be vandalizing Wikipedia like that. Say what you want on Forumwarz, but I don’t think Wikipedia is the right place for it, especially since it puts your IP out there.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Wow…that’s some good, if perhaps a bit overzealous, trolling.

I actually think it’s kind of dumb to be vandalizing Wikipedia like that. Say what you want on Forumwarz, but I don’t think Wikipedia is the right place for it, especially since it puts your IP out there.

Have to go with JB here, wikipedia is a nice place filled with nice people. Log in to see images!

***This poster has already been picked up by the FBI***

You guys are a bit paranoid, aren’t you? You’ve seriously never edited a wiki and find that editing a name on an unimportant page to be over the line?” Come on.

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