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Stupid Celerysteve thinks he's so smart
Amiright? I mean he’s not. His “humor” is consistently predictable and plain unfunny (if you can even call it humor). I think I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. He’s no Phineas Poe that’s for sure. Compared to Celerysteve, Phineas puts funnier ** down on paper – when he wipes his bum. Celerysteve on the other hand, just continually spouts actual out both ends. You know what else? I saw some Celerysteve parody submission on buildr this week (obviously by him) and well obviously I voted that piece of down right then and there. As far as I’m concerned he’s the ing cancer of forumwarz, and the less I see him mentioned the better. And pretty much all my friends on Skype feel the same way, so basically everyone on forumwarz (who matters anyway). I know this is just feeding his ego, whatever, but I had to get it out because I just honestly hate the *ing guy. There is absolutely no way in hell I would suck his big succulent mouth-watering male reproductive organ because that’s something I never think about ever, most especially not every waking moment of my existence. You couldn’t pay me enough to delicately fondle his smooth glistening ballsack mere inches from my face because the very idea makes me sick to my stomach. Forget it. He should be locked up in an underground cell somewhere and be forced to do degrading sex acts over and over in front of somebody who hates him as much as me. I mean I’d want to see it just because it’d just be such uber pwnage is all I’m saying. I mean maybe suck his male reproductive organ a little bit, but just to like mess with him for the lulz. I hate that guys so much. I mean I don’t care or anything it’s just compared to all the cool posters like HoG and Fort and Jmac and Hobbart and Leetlol he’s really bad and sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn’t have my Celerysteve hellban script on it. Anonymous edited this message on 09/07/2009 5:50PM* Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:48PM \| #
shut up celerysteve Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:50PM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:51PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. Called Celerysteve funny, stopped reading. Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:19PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Log in to see images! Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:20PM \| #
this is pure horse **** Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:34PM \| #
OP is lampooning satire, sure to make those who have similar feelings reevaluate their outlook on such matters through it’s exaggerated absurdity. Identifying it’s indirect persuasive overtones appeals to a high level of intellect and mental sophistication, so it will likely have great success on it’s intended audience. Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:58PM \| #
Obviou’sly knowing what ‘satire is doe’snt automatically confer the ability to u’se apostrophe’s correctly. Or ‘something. Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:08PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Obviou’sly knowing what ‘satire is doe’snt automatically confer the ability to u’se apostrophe’s correctly. Or ‘something. Oh damn, Grammar Nazi’d. My argument has been completely neutralized. Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:12PM \| #
LOL’d at OP. Also @ CS last-wording again, even in Anon Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:18PM \| #
To: UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK bumISTED PROGRAMME) DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. 870 UNITED NATIONS B PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017 ATTN. THIS IS FOR YOUR DELIVERY NOTIFICATION This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid for the delivery and the insurance of YOUR PAYMENT SLIP WITH YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER PIN AND YOUR TRANSFER ACCESS CODE TAC .I paid it because the PAYMENT SLIP has less 5days to cancel by the head office in New York and when it cancel,the money will go into Government purse.With that I decided to help you pay the money so that,YOUR PAYMENT SLIP will not be cancel,because I know when you cash your funds definitely you must pay me my money back and even compensate me for helping you. Now i want you to contact Impex Courier Company with your Full Contact informations so that they can deliver your PAYMENT SLIP to your designated address without any delay. Like i stated earlier, The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumourage might increase. They told me that their keeping fees is $25 per day and i deposited it yesterady 22th-8-2009. Director Dr Kenneth Ifezuo Address: Avenue Stermetz Rue 1255 Cotonou, Benin Republic. Tele;00229-979-013-33 E-mail;impex_courier_comp0142@yahoo.com.tr Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive YOUR PAYMENT SLIP WITH YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER PIN AND YOUR TRANSFER ACCESS CODE TAC. CONGRATULATIONS. CAPT. MARTIN LAZAROW THIS E-MAIL IS FOR SECURIY INCASE E-mail united_nations253@yahoo.fr Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:38PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Oh damn, Grammar Nazi’d. My argument has been completely neutralized. Well, if you’re going to sound all ****ing pretentiously fabulous persongily educated, you could at least do a competent job of it. Just saying. Anonymous 09/08/2009 11:34PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Well, if you’re going to sound all ****ing pretentiously fabulous persongily educated, you could at least do a competent job of it. Just saying. I will use apostrophes to show possession on the word it if damn well please. Poetic license. Bow down to my nuts, Xylon. Anonymous 09/09/2009 12:30AM \| #
OP is Celerysteve, just saying Anonymous 09/09/2009 12:30AM \| #
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Anonymous Posted: I will use apostrophes to show possession on the word it if damn well please. Poetic license. Bow down to my nuts, Xylon. Can I headbum them while I’m down there? PS grammar fail again go back 2 skool Anonymous 09/09/2009 1:35AM \| #
Fingerz Posted: Amiright? I mean he’s not. His “humor” is consistently predictable and plain unfunny (if you can even call it humor). I think I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. He’s no Phineas Poe that’s for sure. Compared to Celerysteve, Phineas puts funnier ** down on paper – when he wipes his bum. Celerysteve on the other hand, just continually spouts actual out both ends. You know what else? I saw some Celerysteve parody submission on buildr this week (obviously by him) and well obviously I voted that piece of down right then and there. As far as I’m concerned he’s the ing cancer of forumwarz, and the less I see him mentioned the better. And pretty much all my friends on Skype feel the same way, so basically everyone on forumwarz (who matters anyway). I know this is just feeding his ego, whatever, but I had to get it out because I just honestly hate the **ing guy. There is absolutely no way in hell I would suck his big succulent mouth-watering male reproductive organ because that’s something I never think about ever, most especially not every waking moment of my existence. You couldn’t pay me enough to delicately fondle his smooth glistening ballsack mere inches from my face because the very idea makes me sick to my stomach. Forget it. He should be locked up in an underground cell somewhere and be forced to do degrading sex acts over and over in front of somebody who hates him as much as me. I mean I’d want to see it just because it’d just be such uber pwnage is all I’m saying. I mean maybe suck his male reproductive organ a little bit, but just to like mess with him for the lulz. I hate that guys so much. I mean I don’t care or anything it’s just compared to all the cool posters like HoG and Fort and Jmac and Hobbart and Leetlol he’s really bad and sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn’t have my Celerysteve hellban script on it. Obsessed Anonymous 09/09/2009 2:19AM \| #
Ever put peanut bumer and raisins on celery and ate it? Ever put peanut bumer and raisins on your taint and had your dog lick it off? Anonymous 09/09/2009 8:56AM \| #

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Stupid Celerysteve thinks he's so smart
Amiright? I mean he’s not. His “humor” is consistently predictable and plain unfunny (if you can even call it humor). I think I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. He’s no Phineas Poe that’s for sure. Compared to Celerysteve, Phineas puts funnier ** down on paper – when he wipes his bum. Celerysteve on the other hand, just continually spouts actual out both ends. You know what else? I saw some Celerysteve parody submission on buildr this week (obviously by him) and well obviously I voted that piece of down right then and there. As far as I’m concerned he’s the ing cancer of forumwarz, and the less I see him mentioned the better. And pretty much all my friends on Skype feel the same way, so basically everyone on forumwarz (who matters anyway). I know this is just feeding his ego, whatever, but I had to get it out because I just honestly hate the *ing guy. There is absolutely no way in hell I would suck his big succulent mouth-watering male reproductive organ because that’s something I never think about ever, most especially not every waking moment of my existence. You couldn’t pay me enough to delicately fondle his smooth glistening ballsack mere inches from my face because the very idea makes me sick to my stomach. Forget it. He should be locked up in an underground cell somewhere and be forced to do degrading sex acts over and over in front of somebody who hates him as much as me. I mean I’d want to see it just because it’d just be such uber pwnage is all I’m saying. I mean maybe suck his male reproductive organ a little bit, but just to like mess with him for the lulz. I hate that guys so much. I mean I don’t care or anything it’s just compared to all the cool posters like HoG and Fort and Jmac and Hobbart and Leetlol he’s really bad and sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn’t have my Celerysteve hellban script on it. Anonymous edited this message on 09/07/2009 5:50PM* Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:48PM \| #
shut up celerysteve Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:50PM \| #
Log in to see images! Anonymous 09/07/2009 5:51PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. Called Celerysteve funny, stopped reading. Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:19PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Log in to see images! Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:20PM \| #
this is pure horse **** Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:34PM \| #
OP is lampooning satire, sure to make those who have similar feelings reevaluate their outlook on such matters through it’s exaggerated absurdity. Identifying it’s indirect persuasive overtones appeals to a high level of intellect and mental sophistication, so it will likely have great success on it’s intended audience. Anonymous 09/07/2009 6:58PM \| #
Obviou’sly knowing what ‘satire is doe’snt automatically confer the ability to u’se apostrophe’s correctly. Or ‘something. Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:08PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Obviou’sly knowing what ‘satire is doe’snt automatically confer the ability to u’se apostrophe’s correctly. Or ‘something. Oh damn, Grammar Nazi’d. My argument has been completely neutralized. Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:12PM \| #
LOL’d at OP. Also @ CS last-wording again, even in Anon Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:18PM \| #
To: UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK bumISTED PROGRAMME) DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS. 870 UNITED NATIONS B PLAZA 20-A NEW YORK NY 10017 ATTN. THIS IS FOR YOUR DELIVERY NOTIFICATION This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid for the delivery and the insurance of YOUR PAYMENT SLIP WITH YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER PIN AND YOUR TRANSFER ACCESS CODE TAC .I paid it because the PAYMENT SLIP has less 5days to cancel by the head office in New York and when it cancel,the money will go into Government purse.With that I decided to help you pay the money so that,YOUR PAYMENT SLIP will not be cancel,because I know when you cash your funds definitely you must pay me my money back and even compensate me for helping you. Now i want you to contact Impex Courier Company with your Full Contact informations so that they can deliver your PAYMENT SLIP to your designated address without any delay. Like i stated earlier, The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumourage might increase. They told me that their keeping fees is $25 per day and i deposited it yesterady 22th-8-2009. Director Dr Kenneth Ifezuo Address: Avenue Stermetz Rue 1255 Cotonou, Benin Republic. Tele;00229-979-013-33 E-mail;impex_courier_comp0142@yahoo.com.tr Contact Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive YOUR PAYMENT SLIP WITH YOUR PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER PIN AND YOUR TRANSFER ACCESS CODE TAC. CONGRATULATIONS. CAPT. MARTIN LAZAROW THIS E-MAIL IS FOR SECURIY INCASE E-mail united_nations253@yahoo.fr Anonymous 09/07/2009 7:38PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Oh damn, Grammar Nazi’d. My argument has been completely neutralized. Well, if you’re going to sound all ****ing pretentiously fabulous persongily educated, you could at least do a competent job of it. Just saying. Anonymous 09/08/2009 11:34PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Well, if you’re going to sound all ****ing pretentiously fabulous persongily educated, you could at least do a competent job of it. Just saying. I will use apostrophes to show possession on the word it if damn well please. Poetic license. Bow down to my nuts, Xylon. Anonymous 09/09/2009 12:30AM \| #
OP is Celerysteve, just saying Anonymous 09/09/2009 12:30AM \| #
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Anonymous Posted: I will use apostrophes to show possession on the word it if damn well please. Poetic license. Bow down to my nuts, Xylon. Can I headbum them while I’m down there? PS grammar fail again go back 2 skool Anonymous 09/09/2009 1:35AM \| #
Fingerz Posted: Amiright? I mean he’s not. His “humor” is consistently predictable and plain unfunny (if you can even call it humor). I think I’ve read one barely funny post by him the entire time I’ve been here. He’s no Phineas Poe that’s for sure. Compared to Celerysteve, Phineas puts funnier ** down on paper – when he wipes his bum. Celerysteve on the other hand, just continually spouts actual out both ends. You know what else? I saw some Celerysteve parody submission on buildr this week (obviously by him) and well obviously I voted that piece of down right then and there. As far as I’m concerned he’s the ing cancer of forumwarz, and the less I see him mentioned the better. And pretty much all my friends on Skype feel the same way, so basically everyone on forumwarz (who matters anyway). I know this is just feeding his ego, whatever, but I had to get it out because I just honestly hate the **ing guy. There is absolutely no way in hell I would suck his big succulent mouth-watering male reproductive organ because that’s something I never think about ever, most especially not every waking moment of my existence. You couldn’t pay me enough to delicately fondle his smooth glistening ballsack mere inches from my face because the very idea makes me sick to my stomach. Forget it. He should be locked up in an underground cell somewhere and be forced to do degrading sex acts over and over in front of somebody who hates him as much as me. I mean I’d want to see it just because it’d just be such uber pwnage is all I’m saying. I mean maybe suck his male reproductive organ a little bit, but just to like mess with him for the lulz. I hate that guys so much. I mean I don’t care or anything it’s just compared to all the cool posters like HoG and Fort and Jmac and Hobbart and Leetlol he’s really bad and sometimes I have to use a computer that doesn’t have my Celerysteve hellban script on it. Obsessed Anonymous 09/09/2009 2:19AM \| #
Ever put peanut bumer and raisins on celery and ate it? Ever put peanut bumer and raisins on your taint and had your dog lick it off? Anonymous 09/09/2009 8:56AM \| #