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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

“goon fabulous persons”

Hey

“I’m going home now”

“my secret jurnal NOBODY READ THIS”

“the emotes are awesome”

“R u a homo fabulous person tied to a tree?”

“HOT TOPICS”

“Vampyre the Disguisement: the coming dawn, a sonic roleplay SERIOUS RPers ONLY”

“wut doz desu mean”

“How sexy is the re-re avatar?”

“sometimes i get rly lonely and just wish sum1 would snuggle me”

“****es show me titties and I’ll add you to my friend list”

“xXDARK_KNIGHTXx discussion and info thread!”

“Interesting Thread”

“Exploit: Best Player Ever”

“HEY HEY HEY”

“OMG WHAT’S THIS?”

“What now? (spoilers)”

“YALL DONT KNOW WHAT REAL fine upstanding member of societyHS IS”

“error on login”

“MC Fee Seize photo found!!!”

“Camwhore Epidemic”

“Hahaha fukc all u ****es!”

“mai best friend is pregnat…”

”<————-this is u”

“Exploits vs. Achievements”

“troling the dental forum is teh”

“Linking Parks New Album”

EMERGANCY!!!!1!11

“im in ur forums ****tin on ur threads”

“Quick question:”

WTF?

“am i doin it rite”

“Happy Halloween!”

“Dungeons and Dragons”

“CLAL TO ARMZ”

“Where’d you get the pics from?”

“Role playing is way too much fun.”

“Elmo plpl in here”

“paino playin gneius chicken”

Log in to see images!

“did i miss a forum? (spoilers probably)”

“Evil Trout im calling u out boi”

“testing sig lol Log in to see images!

Accurate “Forum Visit” tracking’

“SEE YA L8R BOI”

“I HATE LIFE”

“Brokenness of the Forum”

“Innocent Deaths (ROLEPLAYERS ONLY!)”

“itt we r macho men”

“itt we discus ur mom”

“Hey guys check this out its awesome”

“CROTCH TORTURE CONTEST! First to answer correctly resets today’s forum visits”

“CONTESTS ARE GAY”

“FBO and other groups.”

Poll: Should we rename “exploits”?’

“g0rillaboners dot com”

“ignor pokhor n frnd m3”

”<————————”

“Tha offishal best players eva club”

“IMPORTANT announcement!!! admins plz sticky”

“ITT The worst posters ever”

“RPAE IS WOMANS FALT”

“SRS Politikz threde”

“who her is down wit da clown”

“thay say u can do a lawsit on ne1…”

“Love is deeper and darker than the black seas of Hell., more fiery than infernos, more frigid than glaciers”

“It would be fun to pwn the RPG forum”

“SEXISM IN CAMWHORES”

“Queen of the Camwhores strikes again!”

woman's genitalsy

“Post here if you give a **** about manhunt 2”

“cube this thread is about you”

“schildkrote i want you to die”

“anyone who posted threads above this one is a fabulous person”

“OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE THREAD”

“LINKNI PARK SUX”

“evil trout appreciation thread”

“post linx to funny yuotube videos here”

“Stuff Goons are Saying About me”

“Is it possible… (gamblebot)”

“Qualjyn has a webcomic he made that he wants to share ”

“sometimes u just wanna end it all u kno”

“AIDS AIDS AIDS”

” UniqueSnowflak47 this thread is about you”

“did anyoneelse take the roids”

“circlejerk thread ”

“I suck”

“Does Forumwarz work on the Wii?”

“MY VAPID SOUL TORN ASUNDER LIKE A BLOATED RECTUM”

“I like colors!”

“Trolls, Emo Kids, Camwhores”

“saber_justiec stop posting”

“why r ther so many angry poeple here?!?!?”

:U

“3 Reasons why Evil Trout should Die”

“Strategy & Tactics”

“my friend cud loose her bf….”

“Tell me why i’m sooooo great”

“The Friends System”

“Clik her for PRIZZZZZZZZZES”

“Ok Forumwarz. I have some Euthanide.”

“hey kelp plankton”

“ANY THREAD STARTED BY UNIQUE SNOWFALKE47 IS A NO CLICK ZONE”

“i have something to say about every camwhore in this place”

“here’s how it goes”

“I think I’m stuck. Spoilers.”

“Comparing Clbumes (Huge Spoilers)”

“is it furry if it is pumpkins”

weeeeeeeeeeeoooooooorgghh

“post all the best porn you have itt”

“One-hit pwning”

“small timid ognodr ceaes ur posting immediately”

“insert coisn stop posting”

“schildkrote this thread is about you”

“turtle power”

“all webcomisc suck”

” Schildkrote and Phlegmatic:”

“genericagnstyposter and uniquesnowflak47”

“lyrics thred”

“Profile search”

“i saw myself….my future today”

“all chiks here:”

“all u male reproductive organholes wit tha flashin avatar”

“ALL UR BSE R BELONG 2 US”

“How often does the Ppwn shop restock?”

“there are no spoilesr in this thred”

“evil trout is a fabulous person”

“My attack froze or something like that.”

“ATTN: atheists”

“I have decided to give up my trolling ways.”

“FUK U ALL!”

“Colin Farrell loves me”

“got a neat link here… u shoul click it..”

“Second page”

” Schildkrote should stop posting”

“Life After Death is pretty misleading”

“delicious breakfats itt (in thsi thread)”

“itt i love a pudding”

“the next person to quote a picture”

“Attacking for junk”

“DIET TIPS HERe (ONLY GOOD 1S)”

“DEAR OLD WHERE HAVE YOU GONE”

“I LIKED FORUMWARZ BETTER BEFORE”

“Dear Dinictus”

“item stuck in toolbar”

“Dumb Questions”

“BRING BACK THE FOUNDING fabulous personS”

“You know this whole site sucks”

Prankwarz

“this forum is over 9000”

“Feature request: The forums.”

“this ****ing game keeps ****ing me over”

“okay- I’m back”

“Sticky: ATTN People of the Jewish Faith”

guys

“itt we post/whine every time we lose a turn to a bug/etc and how”

“WHERES MY POST COUNT”

lol “pwn”’

“ATTN: EVERYONE”

“naughtey swarczenheimer ceas ur posting immediately”

“itt it is christmas and you got a puppy!”

“ITT we are persecuted for our beliefs”

“post your favorite screnname”

“[req] warez”

“**** Y’ALLLLL”

Bug Report: “Report a Bug” link not working’

“drink a anti-freeze”

“Welcome Thread!”

“i haev been taking english lessens to type better”

“EASTER EGG”

“TURTLES UNITE”

“Shallow Esophagus Woes”

“i sentrilion searched fabulous persons and look wut caem up”

“post ur fav dungeons and dragons clbum”

“apoglogize thread”

“XSS attack”

“dis forum iz gettin t00 crowdad giev tips 4 FINAL SOLUTIAN”

“Junk Cloning?”

“beer chuggin avis unite”

“Schildkrote Appreciation Station”

“d&d interest check”

“this forum got trolled by daylight savings time”

“Branding Iron”

“Favorite type of sex:”

REEEEREEEEREEE

“holy ****”

“happy birthday to me”

“Suggestions for this forum”

“america is the worst country”

“85% of the trolls here need 2 go 2 TROLL SKEWL”

“HAI GUYZ CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO”

“image macros ar dubm”

“quathe the ravan, nevarmoar”

“Small Suggestion re: Upgrades”

“ITT we are pretennding to b from something is awfull dot comm”

“Is it possible to change your name?”

“first person to snype this thread on page 2 will be tubmale d 3 flezz”

“turtle power”

great times

“this thread is a petition to rename Red_Machine_D to great timesLoRd420”

“if you are a fat ginger **** post itt”

“this thread is a petition to rename Paraone to great timesLoRd420”

“this thread is a petitino to rename evil truot to great timeslord420”

“uhm wat”

“TOO MANY GOD DAMN TROLLS”

“i am the king of RPG”

“this is a petition to repent for you damned soul”

“anyone up for a game of D&D”

“itt we have a knife figth”

“PS3 Xbox 360 or Wii which is better?”

“itt we discuss what itt stands for”

“ACUAL PICTURE OF 12YOIRL”

“bump this thread every time theres maintenance”

“THE MAINTENTECE SCREWED EVERYTHING UP **** EVERYTHONE ”

“check out my signature”

“let me write in your stall”

“circlejerk sig time”

“this forum is broken, broken like a shattered fractured bleeding heart thrusting out at you making you do things terrible things things like typing out a reidiclious long thread title oh god lowng can you make this what i hate my life please end me evil t”

“web 2.0”

“Dwarf Fortress”

“HOW DO I POSTED IN STALL”

“NESW FLASH!!!!!1”

“chill thread 11/4/07”

“petition to disable emoticons in sigs”

“All camwhores come to this thread to post mammary glands”

“lets play a forum game”

“what would you do if you had a millon dollars”

“this forum needs to be pink”

“I AM BEING AN OBNOXIOUS BASTARD…”

“itt the greatest photograph ever taken”

“Tears bug”

“hey you”

“Comparing bumes (Huge male reproductive organs)”

“let’s overthrow the government in liberal crime squad”

“8 Reasons why the Holocause is a jewish conspiracy”

“set a course for nugs”

“breakfast thread”

“Possible Bug with Spendfriend?”

“**** THE LOW AMOUNT OF FLEZZ I HAVE.”

“b00bz itt”

“im the greatest”

“Dear Evil Trout”

“daer evil trout”

“WHEN I WAS”

“itt we’re all schildkrote”

“itt we’re al evil trout”

“poetry contest”

“Bruce-Bear broke my equipment! (spoilers maybe)”

“who here needs a spanking”

“breaking news”

“stop postign saber_justiec thred for 11-05-2007”

“A Proposal to You Obtuse Peasents.”

“insert coins u post way to much”

“Broken storyline? (spoileriffic?)”

“Mission Consumables VS Reward”

“turtle crew or pumpkin crew ?”

“FBO Question (spoilers)”

“Emos? Are YOu sXe?”

” Schildkrote: I’m calling you out!”

“OK you guys let’s play Forum Survivor”

“Stuck early on, please help. Spoilers.”

“My mother died…”

DrrtyCop74

“thread for real trolls”

“the new goatse”

“icp rox u all”

“Pretty sure I haven’t gotten today’s delivery”

“Trent Reznor is a fabulous person”

“Thread for Lesprit Descalier and genericangstyposter only”

“CUBE i am calling you OUT”

“Parental authority? ”

“Pumpkin Krew”

” Schildkrote: poster of the century”

“Suggestion: Rollover time moved to a few hours later”

“Keyboard check”

“i ned pic hosin”

“all of u stop sukcing plz”

“thread for realdolls”

“Tubmail error”

“Why doesn’t anyone make a callout thread 4 me?”

“Hi guys, it’s me!”

“official flamebaet juggalo thread”

“Vote on the worst roleplayer”

“i eawwanna wahtch leallly blon the musical but i alwso kinda wana wait till later but im really llookin fowared to ita”

cube

“Quest for the OS (spoilers)”

“post ITT if your a fabulous person”

“post ITT if youre not a fabulous person”

“a thread about pokeyseks81”

“OH SHI—?”

“multi quote sucks”

“cool kids ONLY zone”

“im so hungry i could eat amale reproductive organ”

“only cool kid krewe can post in dis thred”

“itt we pwn nubs”

“Bring Back G0RILLABONERS.COM!!!!!!!”

“itt we talk about our true feelings”

“Evil trout change my avatar to this plz K THX!”

“Evil Trout, please add toxx clause”

bump

“P0ARCH M0NKEYS FOR LIFE”

“the best of flaembat”

“awesom pen website”

”/!\/!\/!\ SECRET THREAD /!\/!\/!\”

“xXDARK_KNIGHTXx : I just want to tell you…”

“goerge bush is a monkey”

“poetry thread”

“itt titties and dead babby jokes”

“macho macho man man?”

“xxdakr nightxx ceas ure posting immediately”

“dont m*ss with me im dragon hitler”

“dragon hitler is gay”

“Thrashing_woman's genitals’s Journal”

“Ugly is excatly what you are.”

“pumpkin krew read this thread”

“DUKE ****ING NUKEM”

“hey camwhores”

“stop postign saber_justiec thread for 11-6-2007”

“WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO WAIT A GODDAMN DAY TO CONTINUE”

“pre-emptiev stop postign azrael thread”

whyyyy

“whats the dif between beer pong and beirut”

“The official post-your-emoticon-suggestions thread”

“SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE”

“evil trouts a lier and a fabulous person”

“does anyone remember those gay shorts englishmen wore in the 1500s”

“i found out what happens on 2012”

“do you know why they called it the enola gay”

“i love emma watson”

“post in this thread”

“Best movie ever”

“turtl3 kr3w is b3ttr than u”

“list of ppl who didn’t get to see my mammary glands”

”\m/ METAL discussion \m/ ”

NERDS!!!

“dank bum nugz”

“if u could haev sex with any1 in the world, who would it be?!?”

“I AM THE FORUMS KING”

“poekeysecks81 imma calign u out”

“TOO MANY CAPS LOCK THREADS IN WHINY ****ES”

“schildkrote stop calling people out”

“Im LoNeLy”

“Dear Schildkrote”

“GoOd NiGhT, FW!”

“what are you listening to now”

“Free FLEZZ!!!1”

Frugality

“i haev given u all an award!!!”

“ATTN PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW”

“smash bro tiers”

“UPDATED NOV 26: Roll playing rulez ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 14 15 ) Latest Post ”

“ron paul ron paul ron paul ron paul”

“darth traya and shodan are the hottest video game girls”

“A SERIOUS poetry thread!”

“lumberjacks are gay”

“I bet Evil Trout name-searches himself everyday”

“Stuck after putting the first code on 2 forums. (early spoilers)”

“8im hungry”

“SHH— nobody make a post”

“**** YOU GAMBLE-BOT 3000!”

“virgin 4ever?”

great times

“Despondent thread title”

“sell all Junk” bumon’

“Dear male reproductive organ-jockeys…”

war

“Minor Interface Suggstions”

egg

“male reproductive organ male reproductive organ bum balls?”

“i ran into a car today”

“Hello, Welcome to Forumwarz!”

“IMPORTANT INFO ITT”

“eviltrout is a troll again,,”

“RON PAUL ELECTION CAMPAIGN MEGATHREAD”

cube

“this forum has ****ty smilies”

“what will you do during the downtime”

“japan is rthe best coujtry ^_^”

“kill yourself”

“DANCE PARTY ITT”

“dudddes who r kewl”

“i haven’t been able to keep up on the news since the writers strike”

“Hey Emo Kids, how about an art contest?”

“Team AWESOME recruitment thread!”

“hey i foudn teh klan that ur all in!”

“RPG superstars only please”

pringles

“GO AWAY”

Klans

“man i just got showed up by a jew”

goons

“so theres klans now. whoopie.”

“bush is a good president”

“featuer request! (evil truot read this)”

“The Attributes”

Pessimists

“i hope this new smiley doesn’t lead to more ron paul threads”

“mammary glands ITT”

“male reproductive organs itt”

“how do i know that YOU’RE not a lizardian?”

“my bakc hurtgs”

“stop making threads about these subjects”

“I wIlL pOsT pIcS oF mY mammary glands @ 1000 pAgEvIeWs.”

“hi guys in dis thred we write a 3 word story”

“what if im gay”

“tails of ur job telefonemareting kmart etc etc ”

“Only 1 Visit Today?”

“The Emo Poetry Megathread”

“hey liberals come here this thread is a communist blogging slumber party”

“Can you OD on acid?!?!”

“Forum visits today ?”

“egg rules”

$

“finnish fail-mbumacrist megathread”

“D&D Interest Check”

“Am I doing something wrong?”

“paraone and dongs ama callin u out”

“Calling Out Insert Coins to Play D+D, Eat Funyuns, and Write Some Despairing Poetry”

“woman's genitals INSPECTION!”

“holy **** icons!”

“bump this every time schildkrote is a fabulous person”

“whys every1 gotta h8 on dat boy childscrotum? hes ok”

“so my girlfriend and my boyfriend had a fight ”

“Family Guy”

“this is a ****in creepy pic”

“steve perry guess what”

“a scientific question with a scientific answer”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

“ATTN: anyone with canaidian bull**** in their sigs”

“take a break from trolling….”

“Whatever happened to Lesprit Descalier?”

“post itt and i’ll psychoanylise you like sigmund frued”

“post your epic burns”

“lunch thread”

“post here if your name is dong-like”

“if this topic gets 5,000 posts then i will leave this forum and never return”

“the adventures of adolphus boner”

“hey genericangtypostre loko what i foudn”

“Download:>>>> [Pokeyseks-DP-vibrator.rar]”

“people wit flashin avators should join dis klan”

“so i ****ed a goth chick last night”

“hair advice need {{{pic}}}”

“boner thread 11/7/07”

“PESSIMISTS BE ROLLIN WITH THE BIG RED NOW!”

“MAJOR POPRBLEM WITH THE FORUMS”

“Fish can’t use daggers”

“is man not entitled to the sweat on his brow”

“looking for new best friend”

“one of the presidential candidates should grow a moustache”

“after thinking about it maybe i am a fabulous person”

“there are really only 2 roads to true gayness”

“canadian dollar is worth more than american dollar, suck it ameri-can’ts”

“what would you do if you had a blowup sheep”

“Quest to 10,000”

“THE AMAZING ADVENTURE!”

“Nationals Against Zionist Infidels”

“GAEM ****ING SUX”

“The Elite (the b-b-best k-k-klan)”

“HURF DURF CIRCLEJERKWARZ”

“i might need a new sig”

“hel;p i sat on a male reproductive organ”

cube

“the thread is a movie”

“think abuot your breatheing”

“Official Music Discussion Thread: good music itt”

“A ghastly invitation… if you dare attend…”

“a whole bag? no sir.”

“i need some    

“rpg i have a problem”

“Congratulations Again!”

“I may have screwed up [spoilers]”

“Whats your opinion of robot chicken”

“Give me a clan to join”

“i lost my walet”

“test ur sigs in tihs thread”

“this is pretty much the best thread in rpg at the moment”

“CaN sUm1 MaKe A sIgNaTuRe FoR mE?”

“HEY TROUTT”

“Team AWESOME chillout thread”

“hay guys”

“Politics Megathread”

“hay camwhores”

“I think tonight I’m going to end it all…..”

“Want Site Updates? Check out our Official Blog!”

“how r all of u doign tonite????”

“hey Mr. Trouts i have an idea it is a good one!!!”

“the results are in”

“Level grinding?”

“welp so i was watching the news tonight…”

“the many deaths of ron paul”

Hey

“Please Close this Thread”


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Downvoter

Avatar: 171499 Tue May 12 07:22:44 -0400 2009

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Bad Thread. Downvoted.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

fyi this is what forumwarz used to be.

and it was fun


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

sup habaneero ****hole.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

gott ttiredd of tryingg to roleeplay kaiser wwith veggetabale porrn?

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

g0rillaboners dot com

ha

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i bet there’s secret info in there actually lol


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i bet there’s secret info in there actually lol


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

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