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Butthurt Parts of the games that are more than silly - they make no sense

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

It’s been expressed and duly noted.

I bet I could find logic holes in your RPG if I really wanted to. But would I? No, no I wouldn’t.

Ah, but my RPG takes place in a fictitious imaginary world (like nearly every rpg of that type) so it is not nearly as restricted by it’s very nature.

Is the setting for Forumwarz not the modern day world we live in? I believe it is.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

More or less modern. Forumwarz struck me as taking place somewhere between 2003 and 2006, before Web 2.0 took off. A good chunk of my enjoyment from Episode 1 came from nostalgia.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Kinda funny how you are being trolled by CELERYSTEVE of all people and in CD.

Good point.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

When I helped destroy anontalk nobody payed me a statue.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Colonel Bear Posted:

When I helped destroy anontalk nobody payed me a statue.

ill send you one.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

i think “flezz” should be replaced with “internets” and your Spendfriend account should be linked to the people that send you the “internets.” That would save a step of PWNing your deliveries as well as making moar sense.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

A lot of aspects of the Forumwarz universe are pretty ridiculous. We usually try to come up with a feasible explanation for them, and if you stretch your imagination enough you can usually make it work. For that 10 percent of things that make no sense whatsoever, we just remember the tattoos.

Emo Kids can buy, equip, unequip and sell tattoos instantaneously over the internet.

So this isn’t a reference to Planescape Torment? Bummer… Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I like (and collect) laundry cats.

Log in to see images! Fingerz edited this message on 09/07/2009 8:39PM

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Now that I think about it, it is pretty absurd to send someone gifts for being a disruptive and/or awful forum user. I guess if this were the case in reality the OP’s mailbox would be overflowing.

kittiejenn was banned for this post by Evil Trout

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

kittiejenn Posted:

Now that I think about it, it is pretty absurd to send someone gifts for being a disruptive and/or awful forum user. I guess if this were the case in reality the OP’s mailbox would be overflowing.

People send gifts because they like seeing you **** a forum up.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

AAHZ Posted:

i think “flezz” should be replaced with “internets” and your Spendfriend account should be linked to the people that send you the “internets.” That would save a step of PWNing your deliveries as well as making moar sense.

This is a damn fine idea.

I was going mushroom hunting, so I jumped up and hit my head on some bricks but no matter how many times I did it no mushrooms came out? Then I got a concussion.

Abstract Con-
cept

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
4

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Just repeat to yourself “It’s just a game.” You should really just relax.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Colonel Bear Posted:

When I helped destroy anontalk nobody payed me a statue.

CZ should put anontalk into Ep3 as an opposing guild, and reward your efforts by naming an NPC after you.

Of course, the hard part comes in when they try to satirize it, since it really IS bunch of real pedos going around trying to actually troll and spam everything they can into oblivion.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2012-08-08 16:31:36 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

May your aqua splash stay wet like a young girl in her prime. Hold your machetes high!

Amasius Posted:

So this isn’t a reference to Planescape Torment? Bummer… Log in to see images!

NeoVid

Avatar: 174653 Fri May 22 01:54:45 -0400 2009
13

[WeChall]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Why does it work that way?

Well… WHY NOT?

[/bloom county reference]

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Obviously all emokids are robots, and the tattoos are really just magnetic decals.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

You know what else makes no sense?

Some old experienced guy sending you an “almanack” (Firefox insists that that’s spelled wrong… the internet says otherwise) that you then have to write all the information into for yourself. If he wants to be helpful, why isn’t he sharing so much as a single item of information? What’s the point of publishing a blank almanac? Why not just send me a notebook for all the good it’ll do me?

Yes, I know, game mechanics. Just having all the info handed over would be kinda cheap. But almanacs are supposed to be informative…

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Celerysteve Posted:

Nobody would even lurk in a forum unless they were actually interested in reading it and liked it.

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Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Its like people who had a problem wiht the midgets in the hobbit having to bring the gold back but not the idea of a HUGE ****ING DRAGON. Sense is boring.

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