Kittysan Posted:

ghax E-Peen length: 16.34”

Bashy’s E-Peen length: 11.06”

I rest my case.

Girth, man, girth. I said girth. You can poke at a clam all you want with a long needle, and ain’t **** gonna happen. But come swinging a fat baton, and that thing will crack wide open.

Clam. Goddamn. Chowder.

Also, most of Ghax’s inches were rubber and prosthetic. That is to say, he had a dishonest dong. A cheatermale reproductive organ. A plastic pole; a sham schlong. A wily willy.

What I mean to say is, you’re comparing plastic apples to my two oranges… and big fat banana.

Well there’s one that NEEDS to win.

My image sub went to +4 in about the first 20 minutes, then dropped off to -4 in the hour following without seeming to get any more upvotes. Recovering a bit now, but it was a bit of a jolt to come back after an hour and see it had gone from the lead to near-elimination.

Idea sub disappeared pretty quickly, -5ed with only 3 upvotes. The ones I liked all seem to have gone, but there are plenty of the ones I didn’t left. Maybe I just don’t agree with the sense of humour of early voters, but looking at the ones left… really? These were the ones worth keeping?

If the ghax list wins, the idea of re-using the winning image from the ‘Print edition of Wikipedia’ item amuses me.

Get it? The joke is that he had a lot of alts.

man-man Posted:

If the ghax list wins

I’ll admit the entry made me chuckle, and no offense to the author… but do we really want to honour ghax with a legacy item?

AntiRules187 Posted:

i would.

Why not? If we take a hardline OMG HE MULTID HE SHOULD BE ERASED FROM FWZ EXISTENCE it’d be boring. I mean really.

DarkDespair5 Posted:

Why not? If we take a hardline OMG HE MULTID HE SHOULD BE ERASED FROM FWZ EXISTENCE it’d be boring. I mean really.

that’s exactly what I thought!

I think the INCIT contest and ghax’ banning just brought different people into itembuildr for the past few days. In contrast, after the Lamebait submission there hasn’t been much happening in Forumbuildr.

HackerOnHacker Posted:

Now only two items are left now – “List of Emergency Numbers” and “A Life.” Meh, I say! Meh.

If we’r lucky they both get to -5 and a random one which isn’t meh wins!

I think all the images were pretty good, albeit the same idea (except for the one currently in last place). It was a little depressing to get on yesterday and realise that i hadn’t submitted the one day where everything was eliminated in about the first 30 minutes.