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Ban Me Petition to preserve Fran is Fat

You’re right, Dunatis. This forum doesn’t exactly live up to the high standards of humor set by forums such as Math Blasters. However, if you would please allow us veterans this one single week of joy, I would sure appreciate it. Thanks.

Celerysteve Posted:

Girls sometimes say they’re ok with things though, and then later they change their mind. Log in to see images!

I know, man. Buncha flibbertigibbets.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

It’s just a community forum. Why not have something different than another boring one that everyone is just going to forget?

Also I wouldn’t worry about this going away, heard a few things.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 08/31/2009 9:17AM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Nope.

I’ll also erase all the previous signatures so we have zero folks supporting the petition.

Try again.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

You’re right, Dunatis. This forum doesn’t exactly live up to the high standards of humor set by forums such as Math Blasters. However, if you would please allow us veterans this one single week of joy, I would sure appreciate it. Thanks.

I never realized I had this kind of power to allow or disallow stuff! But worry not for I shall not abuse it, instead I will be but one of the shockingly few people who find absolutely nothing at all entertaining or interesting about this Forum. I know not how this brings you joy so I will observe and attempt to learn.

I'm a huge f-
aggot

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 1 Re-Re

Dunatis Posted:

...absolutely nothing at all entertaining or interesting about this Forum…

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I'm a huge faggot edited this message on 08/31/2009 9:31AM

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

This forum made maaaany people who hadn’t played forumbuildr in ages play (me included), so far Fran is Fat has brought only good things Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Dunatis Posted:

Man, this is why I really hate Democracy. This Forum is neither hilarious nor fun and as much as I don’t want to sign it, I’m torn.

Either it gets nuked, and I get to watch people get up in arms about Democracy as though this actually were a Democracy (PS: It’s not, it’s a game owned by a dude who actually has absolute control over everything who only puts up with our user created content so long as it benefits him)

Or it goes through and hopefully (unfortunately not likely) people get their fill of 100% ****ty Forums and given that you can find most anything on the net, it would represent those very ****ty Forums. However even if people keep trying to make bad joke Forums (Dolphin Love was a great joke Forum! Let’s have more of those) Mods and ET will be able to point at Fran is Fat and say “There’s your **** Forum, go have fun.” as they shut them down or at least rig the results.

tl;dr Fran sucks.

It won, fair and square. It did not have illegal multis. A ton of forums also have stupid jokes and you don’t see myself or any other whining about that. We decided to abandon buildr since we knew we weren’t going to win against the unfunny fabulous persons from ED, then 4chan.

I just took an opportunity to snipe a win, the first forum had 3 votes before I submitted FiF. How does that count as rigged voting? Oh. I guess it’s rigged because it’s something you don’t like. How could we ever go against your will, huh?

The point is, in bold caps so you can understand better. THIS IS A GAME ABOUT TROLLING. WE GOT FORUMBUILDR TROLLED. I know you don’t really like it because “lol we’re all serious business HEY LOOK I’M TAKING A ****ING GAME SERIOUSLY I’M GETTING TORN AND APPALED THAT SOMETHING NOT ****ING SERIOUS BUSINESS WON! RAAAAAAAAAGE Log in to see images!

People like you sucked the fun out of Forumwarz. People like you made buildr completely unenjoyable.

Also if you didn’t know, Dolphin Love was the most extremely rigged Forum out there. Yeah, even more than FiF v1. MySpace Tom wrote a script that made people upvote the forum once they visited a url, and submitted a random tubmail to someone else containing the URL. In the end it had about 150 upvotes. Hope I didn’t shatter your dreams of “democracy”.

tl;dr get your bull**** out of here and let people who don’t take stuff seriously have fun for a week Christ. One week without Forumbuildr is not going to kill you.

Sincerely, a former builder.

Fran was banned for this post by Jalapeno Bootyhole

Fran edited this message on 08/31/2009 10:41AM

P4RTYV4N

Avatar: 70849 Wed Jan 07 00:12:11 -0500 2009
7

[Jalapeno Bootyhole-
hearts Child Porn
]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Sniged

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

keep it imo

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

This forum made me go to forumbuildr for the first time in months. I wish I’d known about it last week so I could’ve upvoted it lol

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

LMFAO at all the people who submitted my “franch ginger” logo this week.

Gratz on the win, Fran. It was worth the ban imo Log in to see images!

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

I am one of the few still-active posters from the first months of this sites creation, and i have never used ForumBuilder until Fran is Fat won yesterday.


The RolePlayers of Flamebate got a victory and a forum they can enjoy.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I don’t understand this concern that the forum wouldn’t remain. Why in the world would you think it WOULDN’T?

Good or bad is irrelevant, as witnessed by so many other Forumbuildr forums which are still around.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

MC Banhammer Posted:

I don’t understand this concern that the forum wouldn’t remain. Why in the world would you think it WOULDN’T?

Prolly because last time it won it was deleted anyway Log in to see images! Granted, it won fair and square this time, but still… I’m sure people still worry about that kind of stuff.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

MC Banhammer Posted:

I don’t understand this concern that the forum wouldn’t remain. Why in the world would you think it WOULDN’T?

Good or bad is irrelevant, as witnessed by so many other Forumbuildr forums which are still around.

speaking of, I wonder when we’ll actually get around to removing some.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fingerz Posted:

Prolly because last time it won it was deleted anyway

Because of the illegal votes. It didn’t win fairly.

The only other forum which was ever removed was one which was too close to an Ep2 forum, shortly before Ep2 was released. And that was done before it was published.

This thread is unnecessary at this point.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

MC Banhammer Posted:

This thread is unnecessary at this point.

Sniged

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Because of the illegal votes. It didn’t win fairly.

The only other forum which was ever removed was one which was too close to an Ep2 forum, shortly before Ep2 was released. And that was done before it was published.

This thread is unnecessary at this point.

Yeah I remember that.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i don’t see how that post is trolling, I see it very Civil.

I used to be not easily offended

ChilePepino edited this message on 08/31/2009 12:24PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Fran Posted:

It won, fair and square. It did not have illegal multis. A ton of forums also have stupid jokes and you don’t see myself or any other whining about that. We decided to abandon buildr since we knew we weren’t going to win against the unfunny fabulous persons from ED, then 4chan.

I just took an opportunity to snipe a win, the first forum had 3 votes before I submitted FiF. How does that count as rigged voting? Oh. I guess it’s rigged because it’s something you don’t like. How could we ever go against your will, huh?

The point is, in bold caps so you can understand better. THIS IS A GAME ABOUT TROLLING. WE GOT FORUMBUILDR TROLLED. I know you don’t really like it because “lol we’re all serious business HEY LOOK I’M TAKING A ****ING GAME SERIOUSLY I’M GETTING TORN AND APPALED THAT SOMETHING NOT ****ING SERIOUS BUSINESS WON! RAAAAAAAAAGE Log in to see images!

People like you sucked the fun out of Forumwarz. People like you made buildr completely unenjoyable.

Also if you didn’t know, Dolphin Love was the most extremely rigged Forum out there. Yeah, even more than FiF v1. MySpace Tom wrote a script that made people upvote the forum once they visited a url, and submitted a random tubmail to someone else containing the URL. In the end it had about 150 upvotes. Hope I didn’t shatter your dreams of “democracy”.

tl;dr get your bull**** out of here and let people who don’t take stuff seriously have fun for a week Christ. One week without Forumbuildr is not going to kill you.

Sincerely, a former builder.

Whoa. Just because you successfully “trolled” forumbuildr this week, doesn’t mean you have a license to troll other players in Civil Discussion.

As for this petition: We’re going to discuss what to do with this forum tonight, and then we’ll make an official statement. Personally, I think this week’s build might still be salvageable, but we’re going to have to wait a bit to see how it turns out.

In the meantime, a fair (unofficial) warning: it’s not “anything goes” time. Don’t post shock images in forumbuildr (one player’s already been banned). Don’t votewhore here in Flamebate. And you know what? I’d be careful about spamming the Logo Design submissions, especially if you’re just stealing/reposting other people’s designs. Even though forumbuildr might be ****ed this week, any kind of plagiarism is a pet peeve of mine.

As far as your post is concerned, Fran: I resent the accusation that people who happen to be skilled at forumbuildr “sucked the fun out of Forumwarz.” People like Dunatis are willing and able to make consistently funny entries even when the subject matter in a given week is a bit lacklustre. I also resent the accusation that, because someone arrived here from ED or 4chan, they are automatically “unfunny fabulous persons.” And, as always, I resent the accusation that because this is a “game about trolling,” it’s the players’ duty to troll each and every aspect of it.

Dolphin Love never should’ve made it, but it turned out to be a great forum build. Fran is Fat still has that potential. Then again, if eight pages of “fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society” is that hilarious to you…well, I can see why so many people have quit forumbuilding.

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