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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Help me out guys. I saw that Xylon starting a mailing list, and I thought that was kind of cool. I don’t really get much irl mail so I signed up to get some of his stickers. Then I thought it would be cool if I could get other things so I decided to rent myself a post office box and see what I could get. This is where you come in.

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I want you to send me things. I don’t really care what it is; letters, small trinkets, arbitrary junk, whatever. Just as long as it can fit into a normal size post office box, and is legal to send though the us mail, you can send me whatever you want. If you have ever wanted to send me a birthday card or a box of your cousins worthless stamp collection or a note telling me how much of a jerk I am, now is your chance.

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1303 East University Blvd. #20877

Tucson, Arizona 85719-0521

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If your worried about your address or something, I guess you don’t have to put a return address on whatever you send, but if you want me to reply to something you wrote I won’t be able to unless I know where to send it to.

I foresee no unintended consequences with this project.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

OMG ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS?

I’m totally gonna send you nice stuff just TM me and lemme know you mean it plz Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

inb4 some one sends you porn of their nasty body.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Adapt > Shii.

You get a fun bag sir.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Raepdog Posted:

Adapt > Shii.

Well duh!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Raepdog Posted:

Adapt > Shii.

You get a fun bag sir.

Whatever man, you’re just mad that I didn’t get on you more about the package you promised me that you never came through on. :-p

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

maybe I will send a postcard

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

btw this is almost a frighteningly fun idea

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

I might do this, but I’m horrible at getting down to the post office.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Shii Posted:

Whatever man, you’re just mad that I didn’t get on you more about the package you promised me that you never came through on. :-p

Oh this totally explains why you tried to derail my other thread. Not cool, Shii!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

I think I will be checking my box tomorrow. Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Sorry, things have been p busy here and i haven’t gotten around to sending you what I wanted to send. I’ll TM you when it goes in the post Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Package sent Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

So did something cool came out of this yet?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

well so far I have only gotten things from 3 people, good stuff though. I’m waiting for a bit more, if anyone wants to send anything, before I make another thread about what I got. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Tell us what you got!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I’m going to send some stuff I’m just lazy

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Interesting idea, but posting stuff from Australia to the US is frighteningly expensive.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

come on man, how often do you get a chance to send me things?

**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Adapt Posted:

come on man, how often do you get a chance to send me things?

Every time I hit ‘send’ on a TM?

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