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wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Since lemon will be changing I’m bumuming the speedrun leaderboards will be retired forever. To commemorate this, how about giving a peen to the top speedrunner of each forum? Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Yes let’s reward people with great connections.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
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[The Scrotal Safety-
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Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Fran Posted:

Yes let’s reward people with great connections.

sgtm.

seriously tho, why not? a lot of people have worn out their 1 and 2 keys, played without images, etc. to get the fastest times. they deserve something for it imo.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Fran Posted:

Yes let’s reward people with great connections.

Haha

Let’s also not forget that speedruns older than 2 weeks (I think) get automaticly removed. I’m absolutely certain I pwned Video Game Cheaters in 19/20 seconds, but that was 3 months ago.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Nicco Posted:

Haha

Let’s also not forget that speedruns older than 2 weeks (I think) get automaticly removed. I’m absolutely certain I pwned Video Game Cheaters in 19/20 seconds, but that was 3 months ago.

I was wondering why all the speedrun records were somewhat recent. I bumumed the server got faster or something. Oh well, then I guess that’s not really fair. Still think there should be something to recognize the top speedrunners since it will be gone forever.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Nicco Posted:

Haha

Let’s also not forget that speedruns older than 2 weeks (I think) get automaticly removed.

Definitely some kind of removal system – I don’t have a time anywhere on the board for Video Game Cheaters, which I bumume is because I’ve been grinding on Hall of Faded Fame for ages (NB I have definitely pwned Video Game Cheaters in the past, just to pre-empt the question).

Lemons are being fixed because the system was unfair, awarding peens for the leaderboards would be doubly unfair. Given that the leaderboards are also time-limited it would be monstrously unfair to hand out peens for topping them.

man-man edited this message on 08/28/2009 2:04PM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

some people have gotten Hear ‘Em Roar in 5 seconds if i recall correctly

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Nicco Posted:

Haha

Let’s also not forget that speedruns older than 2 weeks (I think) get automaticly removed. I’m absolutely certain I pwned Video Game Cheaters in 19/20 seconds, but that was 3 months ago.

This. If the speedrun leaderboard was permanent I would support rewards for topping it.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
32

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 36 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

yeah didn’t realize the records were deleted every so often. don’t mind me just trying to get a peen and make ppl bawww about having **** connections. stay tuned for bawwwing about having **** equipment.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Also DEAD fabulous person wouldn’t get his deserts; he was the king of speedruns and the first to do many things in this game.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Why is there an bumumption that the speedrun leaderboards were going to be gone forever? I expect them simply to be changed to the new system.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Fortunato Posted:

Also DEAD fabulous person wouldn’t get his deserts; he was the king of speedruns and the first to do many things in this game.

ninja’d. Just give DF another peen and forget about it.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Fortunato Posted:

Also DEAD fabulous person wouldn’t get his deserts; he was the king of speedruns and the first to do many things in this game.

I remember beating him on Faux News back before episode 2. E-peen for me? Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

sgtm.

seriously tho, why not? a lot of people have worn out their 1 and 2 keys, played without images, etc. to get the fastest times. they deserve something for it imo.

Yay, reward for people with best connections who also use 3rd party programs to aid them pwn forums faster.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

sgtm.

seriously tho, why not? a lot of people have worn out their 1 and 2 keys, played without images, etc. to get the fastest times. they deserve something for it imo.

I also have my 1 and 2 keys torn and disabled images, back when I played. BUT I could never reach top speed times simply because my connection is not as good as US connections or Netherlands (sup DF). I don’t live in the US and internet here is pretty obsolete (we’re only getting ADSL 2 modems this year), should I be stripped of an award because of that?

Hell it was impossible for me to get 3 lemons on some of the tougher forums simply because of the connection delays, no matter what I did. I even tried tunneling the connection to no avail.

I loved the new system since it gives an equal chance to everyone. But giving awards to people who excelled in the past would be essentially awarding people who have the chance to buy better connections. Everyone can disable images or spam 1 and 2.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

now that i think about it, it’s like giving peen to people who can afford to pay 100dlls for bps. Insane.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

imo a peen is fine AS LONG AS if it doesn’t give any length

the people that topped the leaderboard DID do something, but it’s so trivial and unfair that they shouldn’t be rewarded for it.

“Speedy Gonzalez” – 0.00” – This player topped a Speedrun boards for a forum.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i playfully point at generichaxor’s idea and kind-hearted laugh with him.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

ChilePepino Posted:

now that i think about it, it’s like giving peen to people who can afford to pay 100dlls for bps. Insane.

I always thought that Donor E-Peens should give no length or not count (back when E-Peen was measured by sheer numbers).

My argument was not about money, though.

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