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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

LMAO et is short.

It’s okay, so am I Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Yeah, they scrape for everything they can hehe.

I’m 6’4”. Log in to see images!

Also, come meet me irl too. If you’re in Nashville call me.

(meaning tubmail me and I’ll give you my phone number)

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

You’d think a half inch wouldn’t make a difference, but it DOES. Totally.

In before “That’s what’s she said.”

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Evil Trout Posted:

You’d think a half inch wouldn’t make a difference, but it DOES. Totally.

In before “That’s what’s she said.”

ROFL it took me like 10+ years to get over the “I’m 5’-1” AND A HALF”. Now I just say I’m 5’-1”, I don’t give a **** Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Fingerz Posted:

”I’m 5’-1” AND A HALF”.

PS that’s what she said Log in to see images! Fingerz edited this message on 08/28/2009 10:00PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I was trying to get in a male reproductive organ joke somewhere, but it didn’t work out. Also I didn’t know how wise it would be to make insinuations about your male reproductive organ size to your face

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Got a good one in accidentally once, when talking about my dad’s precision height measuring – said something about him ‘clinging to his half-inch’ then realised the second meaning about half a second later.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Evil Trout Posted:

Nothing creeps me out. Also I’m 5’8.5” ****.

um, i’m 5’9’’ and i’m 15. Just wanting to throw this out there.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

AntiRules187 Posted:

um, i’m 5’9’’ and i’m 15. Just wanting to throw this out there.

I’m 6’1’’ and I’m 15. Just wanting to throw that out there.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I’m 5’6 and I’m 20.

I’m also a girl. lol

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I’m 20 and I’m 1,69 METRIC ****ES.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i’m 6’6” and i’m 19

i win

anyway i wish i was in toronto so i could join in the fun.

by fun i mean throwing stuff at larpers and finding evil trout and taking a picture of his girlfriend, making an illegal multi in some random wifi, then posting that picture on forumwarz with it.

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no seriously i would go to whatever this is if i lived in toronto because my life is boring

Magnusian Pr-
ime

Avatar: Ashtray
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I am 6’3” and 23, most people are short to me.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

...by fun i mean …finding evil trout and taking a picture of his girlfriend, making an illegal multi in some random wifi, then posting that picture on forumwarz with it.

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UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Trout, I saw you at the Charlotte Room but wasn’t certain if it was you in the dim light. I now know better, I would have bought you a drink or something.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

No pics from the event? Log in to see images!

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I’m so goddamned impatient al the timeLog in to see images!

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

man-man Posted:

I was trying to get in a male reproductive organ joke somewhere, but it didn’t work out. Also I didn’t know how wise it would be to make insinuations about your male reproductive organ size to your face

Log in to see images!

Got a good one in accidentally once, when talking about my dad’s precision height measuring – said something about him ‘clinging to his half-inch’ then realised the second meaning about half a second later.

When I was in the Marines, it was standard practice to hold uniform inspections about once every month or so. We would be told ahead of time which uniform to wear, so that everyone was… well, uniform in their dress and appearance. Depending on the ‘uniform of the day’, we would have different particular items to wear. Camo fatigues had certain headgear and footwear requirements different from our Service A Greens, etc. And the inspection criteria were very, very exacting, from the way you laced your boots to the exact alignment (down to the 1/8 inch) of your collar insignia. One such criteria is how much distance there can be from the end tip of your belt, to the buckle. 2” – 4”, within that range, no more or less.

During an inspection by our Captain (which was a rare occurrence), he was bumisted by a few Staff NCOs from his section. As they reviewed our formation, the Gunnery Sergeant who had just given me an ‘Excellent’ (That’s only a ‘B+’: I had one single thread, about 1/4 inch showing from the back of my shirt collar…Log in to see images!, he moved on to the next Marine beside me. As he’s inspecting my squadmate, he points out that the belt tip length is too short.

“Corporal, what is the uniform regulation regarding the distance of the belt tip to the buckle on the Service A Green uniform?”

“Gunnery Sergeant, the regulation distance is between 2” and 4”.”

“And what is the distance from your belt tip to your buckle, Corporal?”

“Two and one-half inches, Gunnery Sergeant”

“I think you’re mistaken, Corporal! That definitely looks to be shorter than two inches!”

“Gunnery Sergeant, I measured it right before inspection. Perhaps the belt slipped a bit.”

“I don’t tolerate excuses, Corporal. I’ve been doing uniform inspections for 15 years, and I’ve been looking at two inches my entire life, and that is not two inches!”

“I’m sorry for your misfortune, Gunnery Sergeant.”

I took a supreme act of will for every Marine around him, including the Captain who was now standing in front of me, finishing my review, to maintain our composure. The Gunnery Sergeant quickly finished with that Marine, and moved on, much faster now than previously.

The story spread like wildfire and it was always a toss up between that and the ‘Little Silver Chickens, Bok-Bok-Bok’ inspection story as to which was the most hilarious.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

poor man, that’s not something to laugh about

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Since this thread is now about age and height, I am 21 and 6’4”.

And furry.

Come meet me. ;3

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Sergeant Cid Posted:

epic story

Bloody brilliant Log in to see images!

...even if it does have kinda the same air to it as those “OMGHILARIOUS” stories that get pbumed around by email. You know the ones, like the big US battleship admiral telling a lighthouse to change their course to avoid collision. Hilarious, but ultimately not actually true.

But if this is an actual thing that actually happened to you, then it’s an awesome story.

man-man edited this message on 09/01/2009 3:58PM
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