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LMAO et is short.
It’s okay, so am I Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 9:47PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeah, they scrape for everything they can hehe.
I’m 6’4”. Log in to see images!
Also, come meet me irl too. If you’re in Nashville call me.
(meaning tubmail me and I’ll give you my phone number) |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 9:48PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’d think a half inch wouldn’t make a difference, but it DOES. Totally.
In before “That’s what’s she said.” |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 9:53PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
ROFL it took me like 10+ years to get over the “I’m 5’-1” AND A HALF”. Now I just say I’m 5’-1”, I don’t give a **** Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 9:55PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fingerz Posted:
PS that’s what she said Log in to see images! Fingerz edited this message on 08/28/2009 10:00PM |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 9:59PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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I was trying to get in a male reproductive organ joke somewhere, but it didn’t work out. Also I didn’t know how wise it would be to make insinuations about your male reproductive organ size to your face Log in to see images! Got a good one in accidentally once, when talking about my dad’s precision height measuring – said something about him ‘clinging to his half-inch’ then realised the second meaning about half a second later. |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 10:03PM | View man-man's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
um, i’m 5’9’’ and i’m 15. Just wanting to throw this out there. |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 10:10PM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
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AntiRules187 Posted:
I’m 6’1’’ and I’m 15. Just wanting to throw that out there. |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 10:12PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m 5’6 and I’m 20.
I’m also a girl. lol |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 10:16PM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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I’m 20 and I’m 1,69 METRIC ****ES. |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 11:22PM | View Bandaney's Profile | # | ||||||
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i’m 6’6” and i’m 19
i win
anyway i wish i was in toronto so i could join in the fun.
by fun i mean throwing stuff at larpers and finding evil trout and taking a picture of his girlfriend, making an illegal multi in some random wifi, then posting that picture on forumwarz with it.
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no seriously i would go to whatever this is if i lived in toronto because my life is boring |
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Posted On: 08/28/2009 11:40PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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I am 6’3” and 23, most people are short to me. |
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Posted On: 08/29/2009 12:47AM | View Magnusian Prime's Profile | # | ||||||
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 08/29/2009 10:42PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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Trout, I saw you at the Charlotte Room but wasn’t certain if it was you in the dim light. I now know better, I would have bought you a drink or something. |
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 1:58PM | View UnstoppableChan's Profile | # | ||||||
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No pics from the event? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 2:04PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 2:17PM | View UnstoppableChan's Profile | # | ||||||
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man-man Posted:
When I was in the Marines, it was standard practice to hold uniform inspections about once every month or so. We would be told ahead of time which uniform to wear, so that everyone was… well, uniform in their dress and appearance. Depending on the ‘uniform of the day’, we would have different particular items to wear. Camo fatigues had certain headgear and footwear requirements different from our Service A Greens, etc. And the inspection criteria were very, very exacting, from the way you laced your boots to the exact alignment (down to the 1/8 inch) of your collar insignia. One such criteria is how much distance there can be from the end tip of your belt, to the buckle. 2” – 4”, within that range, no more or less.
During an inspection by our Captain (which was a rare occurrence), he was bumisted by a few Staff NCOs from his section. As they reviewed our formation, the Gunnery Sergeant who had just given me an ‘Excellent’ (That’s only a ‘B+’: I had one single thread, about 1/4 inch showing from the back of my shirt collar…Log in to see images!, he moved on to the next Marine beside me. As he’s inspecting my squadmate, he points out that the belt tip length is too short.
“Corporal, what is the uniform regulation regarding the distance of the belt tip to the buckle on the Service A Green uniform?”
“Gunnery Sergeant, the regulation distance is between 2” and 4”.”
“And what is the distance from your belt tip to your buckle, Corporal?”
“Two and one-half inches, Gunnery Sergeant”
“I think you’re mistaken, Corporal! That definitely looks to be shorter than two inches!”
“Gunnery Sergeant, I measured it right before inspection. Perhaps the belt slipped a bit.”
“I don’t tolerate excuses, Corporal. I’ve been doing uniform inspections for 15 years, and I’ve been looking at two inches my entire life, and that is not two inches!”
“I’m sorry for your misfortune, Gunnery Sergeant.”
I took a supreme act of will for every Marine around him, including the Captain who was now standing in front of me, finishing my review, to maintain our composure. The Gunnery Sergeant quickly finished with that Marine, and moved on, much faster now than previously.
The story spread like wildfire and it was always a toss up between that and the ‘Little Silver Chickens, Bok-Bok-Bok’ inspection story as to which was the most hilarious.
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 2:39PM | View Sergeant Cid's Profile | # | ||||||
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poor man, that’s not something to laugh about |
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 2:47PM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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Since this thread is now about age and height, I am 21 and 6’4”.
And furry.
Come meet me. ;3 |
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 3:07PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sergeant Cid Posted:
Bloody brilliant Log in to see images!
...even if it does have kinda the same air to it as those “OMGHILARIOUS” stories that get pbumed around by email. You know the ones, like the big US battleship admiral telling a lighthouse to change their course to avoid collision. Hilarious, but ultimately not actually true.
But if this is an actual thing that actually happened to you, then it’s an awesome story. man-man edited this message on 09/01/2009 3:58PM |
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Posted On: 09/01/2009 3:56PM | View man-man's Profile | # | ||||||