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Shock Kids getting trolled

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’ll start.

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

what a horrible thing to do to a kid.

eh, tried to get a goatse reaction video with kids but couldn’t find any. Someone should do one.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

There’s plenty of nimp reaction videos though Log in to see images!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

And meatspin ones.

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 08/27/2009 7:22PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

And meatspin ones.

hahah that little bastard deserved it. children are horrible; why does he have a myspace he doesn’t look more than 11

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

O the innocence of children

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Can’t find what I was thinking of in the form of a picture of it posted, but I did find it transcribed.

Some post on 4chan Posted:

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little ****s in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little woman's genitalss that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little ****’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little woman's genitals he is.

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “****! ****!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!”. By now, the kid is scared ****less and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting ****y at us for yelling at her kid.

Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma’am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his bum. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor.

And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the woman's genitals she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I’m not really HIV Positive, but that little **** must’ve gotten in a ****heap of trouble.

Kid’s mum got trolled more than the kid… but still.

man-man edited this message on 08/29/2009 8:17PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

lordofawesome

Avatar: 141830 Sun Aug 23 14:24:07 -0400 2009
5

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Odalisque Posted:

Man, Asian kids are hardcore.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Player X Posted:

Man, Asian kids are hardcore.

They set traps and everything. Holy Hell.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

And meatspin ones.

This is extremely sad and depressing watching that boy he’s scarred for life…

reminds me of myself when i first saw shock image Log in to see images! Inertia edited this message on 08/30/2009 1:07PM

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Kids getting traumatised Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Inertia Posted:

This is extremely sad and depressing watching that boy he’s scarred for life…

reminds me of myself when i first saw shock image Log in to see images!

Kid liked it in the end. Look at his big eyes and open mouth, he saw something he liked.

Also, “Google? I hate Google.”

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Kid liked it in the end. Look at his big eyes and open mouth, he saw something he liked.

Also, “Google? I hate Google.”

he deserved meatspin for hating google.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

i was disappointed i thought i was gonna see the boy doing meatspin

Inertia Posted:

This is extremely sad and depressing watching that boy he’s scarred for life…

reminds me of myself when i first saw shock image Log in to see images!

your lame, its ****ing hilarious! yeah its cruel but little kids need to be scarred, thats how they grow up and not be stupid retards/pema-noobs who know nothing about what really happens in teh world, and that most of it is ****ed up Log in to see images!

iSecksMachine

Avatar: 187298 2009-10-28 20:24:45 -0400
9

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

My first shock image was at 12, nimp ¬¬

3 months later I scrolled down all the Offended images and laughed >=3

(The one with the kitty and the hammer was sad tough ;_; )

iSecksMachine edited this message on 10/12/2009 3:44PM
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