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Sex FML

My girlfriend came home and said I have a surprise for you. So I was like cool thinking she brought me some food or something. And then she waves her hand out like Vanna White and her 16 year old sister walks in. And she laughs, like to her it was just something random and silly and not like “Yeah, I mean you can have sex with her” which is like pretty cruel and ironic.

Anyway she’s staying the night… and she just walked by and hit me with a pillow as I was typing this and laughed and ran away so I would chase her (I minimized it real fast) .

Anonymous
Anonymous
08/23/2009 11:21PM     | #

16s a little old for u babby

Anonymous
Anonymous
08/23/2009 11:22PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

LIES

You are home alone wanking to **** porn and you know it. No one with a pulse would go near you in a hazmat suit while wielding a cattle prod you santorum sucking bum gnome. The only thing that you will ever do with a sixteen year old girl is hide your face as she points you out in the courtroom as the man who danced naked in front of her for an hour while crying.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
08/23/2009 11:25PM     | #

Shutup Xylon.

Anonymous
Anonymous
08/23/2009 11:36PM     | #
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