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Goatse.cx no seriously guys has anyone actually bought fwz merch

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

there should be an epeen for that **** cause holy lol


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

hi tesfan ilu


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Green porno!

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

what? oh this? it’s from an internet parody game called ‘forumwarz’...its pretty obscure…u probably haven’t heard of it…

*rides away on a pony shooting chainsaws out of its mouth (LOL RANDUM!!! xDDD)


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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

sadly enough it would probably start selling if there was a peen

sickening ****


TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

my sister wants the chainsaw pony shirt

but i told her i wasnt going to buy her that **** unless ET got me it for free b/c i waste my life here all the time


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Do you see this ET?

Here are my Peen Ideas.

IRL Ad – This person actually bought some Merchandise. They must like the game.

IRL Poster – This person bought 5 items of Forumwarz Merchandise. Apparently they like giving ET free advertising.

IRL Bilboard – This person bought 10 items of forumwarz Merchandise. This person loves this game way too much. Or they’re a peen whore, either way, keep it up. Cleaning great times out of 360’s aint free.

Skyman747 edited this message on 08/23/2009 11:43PM

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i don’t even think there’s 10 different **** you can buy


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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

lol what a waste of money.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

sadly enough it would probably start selling if there was a peen

sickening ****

good signature


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Green porno!

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Tesfan Posted:

i don’t even think there’s 10 different **** you can buy

There is actually exactly 10 different things you can buy.

(Technically 13, but 3 of those items are the same shirt except with space for mammary glands)


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Fortunato Posted:

good signature

I like dj krush

lets be friendsLog in to see images!


Generic Foru-
mwarz User

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 24 Re-Re

I'm certainly not a Crotch Zombie admin, if that's what you're thinking.

I’m just a generic Forumwarz user (like you!) but I bumure you that purchasing merchandise from Forumwarz — the hilarious browser RPG about Internet culture — was the best decision I’ve ever made!

No E-Peen™ necessary, folks — the number of @sexy @gender::s I hooked up with as a result of my totally “Ayn Rands” conversation-starting Men’s Pony Shooting Chainsaws out of its Mouth T-shirt made it more than worthwhile.

Take my completely unbiased advice: Purchase multitudes of FWZ merch today and you will get laid. Guaranteed! Log in to see images!

Sincerely,

— Generic Forumwarz User


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

I was considering buying the chainsaw unicorn one, but it comes to $21 and I cannot justify giving that much money to CZ.

-MLF- edited this message on 08/24/2009 12:41AM

I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

lol what a waste of money.

his profile page Posted:

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

u2

bumfabulous person

Avatar: Sad Face
6

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Generic Forumwarz User Posted:

I’m just a generic Forumwarz user (like you!) but I bumure you that purchasing merchandise from Forumwarz — the hilarious browser RPG about Internet culture — was the best decision I’ve ever made!

No E-Peen™ necessary, folks — the number of @sexy @gender::s I hooked up with as a result of my totally “Ayn Rands” conversation-starting Men’s Pony Shooting Chainsaws out of its Mouth T-shirt made it more than worthwhile.

Take my completely unbiased advice: Purchase multitudes of FWZ merch today and you will get laid. Guaranteed! Log in to see images!

Sincerely,

— Generic Forumwarz User

insightful

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Oddly enough, Jorm on NexusWar discussed his store closing just today.

I guess merchandise based on web games just doesn’t have the sexiness appeal some people would hope it does. Who knew?

Oh that’s right. Everybody.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Inertia Posted:

u2

i wasnt expecting it to be a waste of money,

too bad it was Log in to see images!


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

I like dj krush

lets be friendsLog in to see images!

doin it

also we both liek oda so its all good


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Green porno!

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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Hey, you should make it so that buying merchandise gives you a 5x boost to your secondary stat.


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

SuperMonkeyM-
an

Avatar: Ron Paul
19

Level 69 Troll

New Mod in training.

So does that mean if I actually buy a shirt that I will be the first person to buy something?

I could be the first FW merchandise customer. There could be a reward or something.


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